A GUEST AT THE LUDLOW You can pay five cents to the Elevated
CONTENTS
LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
A GUEST AT THE LUDLOW I
OLD POLKA DOT'S DAUGHTER II
A GREAT CEREBRATOR III
HINTS FOR THE HOUSEHOLD IV
A JOURNEY WESTWARD V
A PROPHET AND A PIUTE VI
THE SABBATH OF A GREAT AUTHOR VII
A FLYER IN DIRT VIII
A SINGULAR "HAMLET" IX
MY MATRIMONIAL BUREAU X
THE HATEFUL HEN XI
AS A CANDIDATE XII
SUMMER BOARDERS AND OTHERS XIII
THREE OPEN LETTERS XIV
THE DUBIOUS FUTURE XV
EARNING A REWARD XVI
A PLEA FOR JUSTICE XVII
GRAINS OF TRUTH XVIII
A SCAMPER THROUGH THE PARK XIX
HINTS TO THE TRAVELER XX
A MEDIEVAL DISCOVERER XXI
HOW TO PICK OUT A BIRTHPLACE XXII
ON BROADWAY XXIII
MY TRIP TO DIXIE XXIV
THE THOUGHT CLOTHIER XXV
A RUBBER ESOPHAGUS. XXVI
ADVICE TO A SON XXVII
THE AUTOMATIC BELL BOY XXVIII
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