On the evening of the day on which he left home, Eusebe arrived at the railroad-depot. He approached the ticket-office, and said to the agent,— “I want to go to Paris.” “Which class car do you wish, sir?” “The best.” “Fifty-four francs,” replied the agent. Eusebe handed him three louis, and received six francs in return. “There,” thought Eusebe, “is a clever fellow: it did not take him a minute to tell how much was coming to me.” “And now,” he asked, “could you tell me, sir, where I will find the carriage?” “The train, you mean.” “I don’t know. Is that the name of the vehicle that is to transport me to Paris?” asked Eusebe, timidly. “Vehicle!” cried the man. “This man,” said Eusebe to himself, “is not so clever, after all: he is a fool,—an ignoramus!” Eusebe’s journey was without incident. Alone in a first-class coupÉ, he made himself a couch, on the floor, of the cushions, and, placing his valise under his head for a pillow, he slept quietly until daylight. When he awoke, he had passed Orleans. His eyes, half open, glanced at the country, and a cry of admiration escaped him. “Oh, what splendid farms! what beautiful fields!” cried he: At the moment he made these reflections, the train began to slacken its speed. They approached a station. Eusebe watched attentively the groups of people who were waiting behind a barrier for the train to pass, in order that they might, in their turn, pass also. The noise of the locomotive frightened a cart-horse tied to a post near by. The poor animal, trembling with fear, snorted and reared up on his hind legs, when a man, armed with a whip, came out of an inn and began to strike the beast with all his might. The more he struck, the more the horse reared and pranced. Finally, breaking his halter, the animal sprang furiously against the barrier, which he struck with his head and fell dead. The man cursed like a carter, which he was. “Surely,” said Eusebe to himself, Eusebe had arrived at this point in his reflections, when two travellers entered the coupÉ he occupied. Although it was still early in September, the two new-comers wore fur caps and overshoes and thick woollen cloaks, while their faces were half concealed by immense woollen comforters. “Upon my word,” said one of them, “the winter is already setting in: this northwest wind is any thing but agreeable. What do you say to taking a puff? It will give us an appetite.” On hearing these words, Eusebe was a prey to the most lively curiosity. The singular costume of his travelling-companions made him suspect he had in them two subjects for study, coming from some distant clime. To judge from their furs, they must have first seen the light at Moscow. On hearing them talk about “taking a puff,” he expected to see something new and extraordinary, and prepared himself to be all eyes and ears, in order to become acquainted with the customs of the strangers whom chance had thrown in his way. To the great disappointment of the young man, “You do not smoke, young man?” “No, sir.” “Bah! How old are you, then?” “Twenty-one.” “Twenty-one years old, and you do not smoke! Where the devil do you come from, my young friend?” “I come from the Capelette, a domain near Saint-Brice, in Limousin; I am going to Paris to see the world; and I cannot be your friend, since I never met you until this morning.” “Do not get angry, young man. It was not my intention to be rude.” “I know that,” said Eusebe. “On the contrary, you offered me your rolls of tobacco, for which I am obliged.” “Ah! you are from Monsieur de Pourceaugnac’s neighborhood,” said the other, who until now had remained silent. “I do not know the gentleman,” replied Eusebe: “my father and I live a very retired life.” “NaÏve, upon my word!” cried the smoker. “I have never been away from the Capelette, sir, and my condition does not allow me to become acquainted with heroes. I do not even know where MoliÈre is situated.” The two travellers burst into a hearty laugh. “Gentlemen,” said Eusebe, when the hilarity of his neighbors had ceased, “you amuse yourselves at my expense, because I am ignorant, which, I think, is any thing but kind of you. You indiscreetly questioned me; I answered: I might have remained silent. Recollect, I beg of you, that you meddled with my affairs, and that I have not concerned myself about yours. I have not asked you whence you come, where you are going, or who you are. When you laughed at me, I might have thrown you out of the window; but I did not do it, and you ought to be thankful.” “Out of the window! Not so fast, my dear sir.” “I could certainly have done it,” said Eusebe, with simplicity. “Pardon me,” said the second traveller. “And is that all you travel for?” asked Eusebe. “What an idea! We are travelling clerks: we represent two of the first houses in Paris.” “However great my simplicity may be,” replied Eusebe, “I think there are no first houses in Paris, and, what is more, that there can be none, since the first on arriving from the north are the last when one comes from the south.” They arrived at Paris, and Martin, junior, got out of the car. With his valise in his hand, Eusebe stepped out of the depot, when a cabman cried out to him,— “Here you are, sir! Where shall I drive you to, sir?” “I don’t know,” replied Eusebe. “It’s not me that’ll tell you, then.” “I have not asked you.” “Eh! do you hear that? Here is a gentleman that don’t know where he is going.” “Mind your own business.” “Bah! you lubber! you haven’t a sou.” The provincial was about to reply, when the cabman, to whom a traveller had just made a sign, hurried away. “These people do not seem to be very familiar with the laws of hospitality,” thought Eusebe: |