Once there was a wonderful cow,—only she never was! She always had been wonderful, ever since she was a baby calf. Her mother noticed it at once. She was born out in the pasture one sunny morning in June. As soon as she was born, she got up on her long, thin legs. She wobbled quite a little for she wasn’t very strong. Then she went over to her mother and put her nose down to her mother’s bag and took a drink of milk. This is what all the old cow’s babies had always done so the old cow thought nothing of that. But when this wonderful last baby calf had drunk its breakfast, what do you suppose it did? It stood on its head! Now the old cow had never seen anything like this. It was most surprising! It frightened her. She called to it: “Oh, my baby, baby calf, “I’m a wonderful calf, “Dear me!” thought the old mother cow. “I never saw or heard anything like this!” But this was only the beginning. The baby calf kept on doing strange and wonderful things till at last everyone called her Wonderful-calf-that-never-was! And many people used to come to see her stand on her head whenever she was fed. She did other queer things too! Once she pulled off the ear of another calf! And all she said was: “Poor little calf! You mustn’t go in the pasture where there are other calves!” But the little calf who had lost its ear said, “Yes, I must!” But after that Wonderful-calf-that-never-was was kept in the barn for a long time. At last it was June again and she was a year old. “I’m a wonderful cow And so she did. She got a grasshopper to give her some sticky stuff and she smeared it on the two ends of her broken tail and stuck them together. “And now it’s as good as new,” she said, “and now it’s as good as new!” “My horns are straight!” she screamed, “and I want them curly!” She ran to the old mother cow and had what her mother called the “Krink-kranks.” She jumped up and down and bellowed: “My horns are straight and I want them curly!” The old mother cow was giving her new baby some milk. It made her cross to hear Wonderful-cow-that-never-was having krink-kranks over her horns. “Horns grow the way they grow!” she remarked crossly. “So what are you going to do about it?” “Something!” answered the young cow. “I’m not Wonderful-cow-that-never-was for nothing!” And she stopped having krink-kranks and went off. She stayed away all day and when she did come back, her horns were curled up tight! And she was chewing and smiling and chewing and smiling. “What have you done now?” gasped the old The young cow smiled and said: “I’m a wonderful cow “And here is the corn cob I curled them on,” she said, opening her mouth. And sure enough, there was the corn cob! Now Wonderful-cow-that-never-was got queerer and queerer until the farmer thought her a little too queer. She was very proud of her crumpled horns and tried to hook everyone on them. Once she tore the farmer’s coat trying to hook him. And once she did toss him up. She watched him in the air and all she said was “He’s up now, but he’ll come down some time.” And bang! So he did! Finally one terrible day, they tied her tight and cut off her horns. She was never the same afterwards. She couldn’t hook any more. “I don’t She’s a wonderful cow, THINGS THAT LOVED THE LAKE This story was worked out with a five-year-old boy. It is the result of his own summer experiences on a lake. |