  Life fo me am one sweet dream Sense I’s been drinken Jersey cream, Ebum, my wife, am changed her wahs She worens a smile eber dah, When I miks dat golden cow. Yo no when I buyeder my wife jist frond, And to all de nabers she run me doun, I wished yo hear ’er now, she calls me honey, An’ tells me how well I spent my money When I buyed dat golden cow. All my chuluns jist seems to smile Liker a pasel uv crocker diles, One I’ll stan, an hunch de uder, Dey gits dat actens from dair muder, When I miks dat golden cow. All de foks dat libs next dooh Try to be so soshul, any mo, But dey needn’t ack, all dat cin, I gits eber body off my mine When I miks dat golden cow. An dat Jersey neber offers to kick, I’d lose my mind ef she’d git sik, Jist think what it means to my poar heart, How sad ’twould be ef I had to part From miken dat golden cow. But ef she eber dies, In hebum I no she’ll rest on hi, Cous darh she stoods an hols wid in, An’ neber breeved a breffer sin, Hu dat cow amer golden cow. |
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