Mr. Manshopper—“I’ve discovered the great secret of Christmas present buying. First decide positively what you want to buy, then decide on the price you want to pay, and then go and buy it.”
“I think I like that bowl better than the vase or the inkstand.”
Chorus of Admiring Feminine Voices—“Oh, isn’t that a perfectly lovely pitcher! Oh, isn’t it too lovely for anything!”
Mr. Manshopper after having purchased a present for his wife’s writing desk.