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It is always a pleasure to avoid responsibility and it gives me a feeling of relief to be able to announce that I am not wholly responsible for this collection of sketches. When it was suggested that I should put together the articles dealing with the Red Cow, and the other farm animals, I felt reluctant to trouble the public with a somewhat frivolous book at the present time. It seemed as if Fate were with me for when it was decided to go on with the book it was found that my file of clippings had been lost. But the matter was still urged and, remembering that at different times readers had written to me saying that they were in the habit of clipping the articles for future reference, I published a paragraph telling of my predicament. The result was that I received clippings from all parts of Canada and some were even sent from neighbouring States.

Through the kindness of my unknown friends I am able to offer a book which they have really edited. Some of the sketches used would have been rejected had I relied on my own judgment, but finding that they had pleased some readers I decided that they might please others. Having the chance to shift the responsibility for the book from my own shoulders, I accepted it joyously. The unknown friends who did me the honour of preserving these articles as they appeared are the real editors.

I can further plead in extenuation that the clippings I have used were all sent to me by people who are familiar with the domestic animals and their habits. This should protect me from any charge of farm-faking.

Ekfrid, Ontario, January, 1919.


CONTENTS

COWS
PAGE
I. A Sick Cow 15
II. Cow Troubles 22
III. Fly Time 26
IV. The Red Cow's Calves 29
V. Insurgent Cows 31
VI. Cow Troubles 36
VII. The Bran Habit 42
VIII. The Farrow Cow and Others 43
IX. Cow Enjoyment 50
X. Cow Kaiserism 52
XI. A Night Session 55
XII. A Calf Puzzle 58
XIII. Cow Character 61
XIV. Calf Feeding 63
XV. A Cow Trick 66
XVI. Cow Cussedness 72
XVII. Teaching a Calf 75
XVIII. Calf Exuberance 77
SHEEP
XIX. Our First Sheep 83
XX. The First Lamb 90
XXI. Sheep Surgery 93
XXII. The Patient 98
XXIII. Shearing 100
XXIV. Vain Regrets 104
XXV. Sheep Sculpture 106
XXVI. Our Lawn Mower 113
PIGS
XXVII. Clementine 117
XXVIII. Feeding Pigs 121
XXIX. Beatrice 124
XXX. Pig Frightfulness 128
XXXI. A Pig Bath 130
XXXII. In Extenuation 132
XXXIII. Beatrice Announces 134
XXXIV. Receiving 137
XXXV. Feeding Time 140
XXXVI. Beatrice Belligerent 144
HORSES
XXXVII. Dolly's Day Off 147
XXXVIII. The Colt 154
XXXIX. Horse Contrariness 156
XL. A Great Scheme 158
TURKEYS
XLI. The Gobbler 163
XLII. His Troubles 167
XLIII. His Desertion 169
XLIV. His Belligerency 171
XLV. His Cares 173
XLVI. His Prussianism 175
DOGS
XLVII. A Moral Tale 179
XLVIII. Sheppy's First Coon Hunt 181
XLIX. A Rabbit Chase 189
L. Fights and Feuds 192
CATS
LI. A Page of High History 197
LII. A Spring Orgy 200
BIRDS
LIII. A Disgusted Blackbird 205
LIV. A Visitor 209
LV. A Farewell 211
GENERAL
LVI. The Whole Bunch 215
LVII. Human Nature in Dumb Creatures 221
LVIII. Early Observations 227
LIX. Bantams 232
LX. A Little Tragedy 234
LXI. A Scientific Query 236
LXII. A Poultry Note 238
LXIII. Spring and the Livestock 240
LXIV. First Snow 242
LXV. A "Skift" of Snow 244
LXVI. A Spring Shower 247
LXVII. Doing Chores 249
LXVIII. Fishing 251
LXIX. A Lonesome Squirrel 255
LXX. Fall Poultry Troubles 258
LXXI. Thanksgiving Day 263
LXXII. September Notes 270
LXXIII. The Demon Rabbit 273
LXXIV. The Fate of "The Demon Rabbit" 278
LXXV. My Friends, the Trees 282


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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