The same scene two weeks later. Brown comes in by yard door holding letters in his hand, which he examines curiously at intervals. Brown (shouting loudly). Miss Mary! Are you there, Miss Mary? Kate (coming in from parlour). Hi there. Stop that shouting. D'ye want to wake the dead? Brown. I want to give these letters to Miss Mary. Where is she? Kate. Who're they for? Let's look at them. Brown. Not for you anyway. (Loudly.) Miss Mary. Kate. Ach quit deaving me with your shouting. Mary (coming in). What's the matter? Oh! Letters! Any for me, Sam? Brown. Aye. There's a post card for you, Miss Mary, and a registered letter for Mr. John. The posty says he'll call on the road back for the account when you sign it. (He hands the post card to Mary and looks carefully at the letter.) It's like the McMinn writing that. (He looks at Mary, who is reading and re-reading the post card with a puzzled expression.) Isn't Mr. Dan to be home to-day from Belfast, Miss Mary? Mary. Eh? Brown. Isn't Mr. Dan expected home to-day from Belfast? Mary. Yes. Brown. I wonder did he get the bellows sold? There was great talking about him last night in McArn's. Some said he had sold it and made a fortune. (He breaks off abruptly on seeing that Mary pays no attention to him, and then peers over to see what she is reading.) Post cards is interesting things. Picture post cards is. Kate. Here. Away out and get them purtas dug for the dinner. We're tired hearing your gabble. Brown (retreating to door and eyeing Kate meaningly). The master was complaining again to me yesterday evening about the dinner he got. There's no mistake he likes his meat like myself, and right enough it was bad yesterday. I was chowing haws all evening to keep off the hunger. Kate. Go on you out of this. Brown. That's all the news this morning. (He makes a grimace at Kate and goes out into the yard.) Mary. I can't understand this post card. (Kate goes over and looks at it along with Mary.) "O wad that God the gift wad gie us, What does that mean? "How's the uncle?" It's some cheeky person anyway—"from D.M." Who could that be? Kate. It's not McCready, Miss, is it? Mary. No. That's not his writing. Kate. Och, Miss Mary! Do you see the picture of the Highland man dancing, and under it—"A Mackenzie Clansman." It's thon Scotch fellow sent it. Mary. Just like the way he would do. I met him again one night we were over at the doctor's, and he was trying to make up to me all he was able. Kate. Aye. Any word from Mr. Dan about the boy he was to bring you? Mary. No. I'm not going to bother any more about boys, I'm going to keep house from this on properly. But Uncle Dan said something in his last letter about a great surprise he had for all of us. Kate. Surprise enough it will be, and he lands home with a ha'penny in his pocket. The last time he come home he borrowed a shilling of me and niver paid me back yet. Did he sell the plans of the bellows, Miss? Mary. He didn't say. (John Murray comes through yard door. He has evidently been working outside and has left his work in a hurry.) Father, there's a letter for you. (She hands it to him.) A registered one too. John. Aye. So Brown was telling me. Maybe its from thon McAlenan fellow that owes me two pound for the heifer. (He tears it open. Mary and Kate watch him with interest. His face changes as he reads, and an expression of dismay comes over it.) Mary (coming closer to him). What's the matter, father? John (fidgeting uneasily). Nothing, child. Nothing. (He looks at the letter again.) Well I'm—(He stops short on remembering Mary is there.) She's a caution. Mary. Father. Tell me. Is it from the McMinns? John. Aye. (Pacing up and down.) I knowed she'd do it. I knowed she'd do it. Mary. What? John. Sarah's taking an action against me. Mary. An action? John. Aye. (Consulting the letter.) For a thousand pounds. Mary (awestruck). A thousand pounds! John. Aye. Now the fat's in the fire. She says I promised to marry her and broke it off. At least, it's Andy that writes the letter, but it's her that put him up to it. I know that too well. (Reading.) "To Mr. John Murray. Dear Sir,—You have acted to my sister in a most ungentlemanly way, and done her much wrong, and I have put the case intil the hands of Mr. McAllen, the solicitor, who will bring it forward at the coming Assizes. If you wish, however, to avoid a scandal, we are oped to settle the matter by private arrangement for one thousand pounds. Yours truly, Andrew McMinn." Mary. That's awful, father, isn't it? John (going over to fireplace and standing there irresolutely). Aye. It's a terrible mess, right enough. Mary (brightening up). Sure she wouldn't get a thousand off you, father? Kate. There's John McArdle up by Slaney Cross got a hundred pounds took off him by wee Miss Black, the school teacher. John (uncomfortably). Aye. Heth now, I just call that to mind. And he never got courting her at all, I believe. Kate. It just served him right. He was always a great man for having five or six girls running after him. John. And she hadn't much of a case against him. Kate. The school children were standing by when he asked her in a joking sort of way would she marry him, and the court took their evidence. John (hopelessly). Aye. Men are always terrible hard on other men where women are concerned. Kate. And a good job it is, or half the girls would be at the church waiting, and the groom lying at home rueing his bargain. (She goes out by yard door.) Mary (going up to her father). Father, has she a good case against you? John (after a moment of deep thought). No. I don't think it. Mary. Don't worry so much then, father. John. It's the jury I'm so frightened of. They all come from the mountainy district at this Assizes, and there's not a man of them but wouldn't put a knife in me, the way I get beating them down in price at the fairs. Mary. I don't think they'd give her fifty pounds when they see her. It's only good looking girls would get big sums like a thousand pounds. John. It's all very well, Mary, but she could dress herself to look nice enough, the same Sarah, if she liked. Mary. She could not, indeed. John. They say, at least Brown was hinting to me, that its yon Scotch fellow, Mackenzie, has put up the McMinns to this business. He and that connection are as thick as thieves. Mary. He mightn't be so very fond of them. When a man sends post cards to a girl he doesn't know very well, he's got a wee bit of a liking for her. John. What are you talking about? I never sent her any post cards. Mary. Father, what are you going to do? John (despairingly). I'm d——d if I know. Mary. Will you defend the case? John. I don't want to go near the court at all. Mary. Father! (Alarmed.) Father! Sure you wouldn't—you couldn't think of marrying her after all that row that happened? (John remains silent.) Wouldn't you rather lose a thousand pounds and keep me, father? (John breaks a piece of soda bread morosely and eats it.) Wouldn't you, father. John. Ah! (He spits out the bread.) Heaven save us, what kind of bread's that? Mary (taking away the bread and putting it behind her back.) Father! Ah please, please, don't marry her anyway. Sure you won't? Brown (coming in hastily). Here's Mr. Dan coming up the loaning, sir, that grand looking you'd hardly know him, and a big cigar in his mouth. John. Daniel back? Mary. Oh, I must go out and meet him. (She goes out by yard door quickly.) John. Had he his luggage with him? Brown. Aye. He has yon big portmanteau of his, and a parcel of something or other. John. Away out and help him then, can't you? (Brown goes out.) I wonder what kept him in Belfast all this time. I suppose he's spent most of the five pounds I gave him. Like enough. I never mind him coming back yet with a ha'penny on him. (He sits down at the fireplace and looks again at the letter.) A thousand pounds! And there never was a breach of promise case known where they didn't bring in a verdict for the Daniel (brightly). Home again, John. John (morosely). Aye. It was near time, I think. Daniel. Saw quite a number of people this time, John. A great number. They were all very much interested. Fine town, Belfast. Growing very rapidly. Wonderful place. Mary. What's in the parcel? (She looks at it with great curiosity.) Daniel. Ah, that—that't the great secret. Mum's the word. All in good time, Mary. Brown. Will I leave your bag here, Mr. Dan? Daniel. Yes. Here's a sixpence for you. (He hands it to Brown.) John. You're brave and free-handed with your money. Giving the like of that bauchle sixpence. (Brown, who is going out through yard door, stares back at his master protestingly, and then goes out.) The Lord knows but we will be wanting every ha'penny we can scrape together, and soon enough. Mary. I didn't tell Uncle Dan yet, father. Daniel (seating himself near the workshop door). Has anything happened? Mary. Yes. Sarah McMinn has—— John. Read that letter, Daniel. (He goes across and hands Daniel the letter, and goes back to the fireplace to watch him.) Daniel (taking out his glasses and solemnly perusing the letter). Um. John. Well? What do you think of that? Daniel (endeavouring to appear cheerful.) Keep up a stout heart, John. You're safe enough. John. Oh, heth, I'm not so sure of that. Sure you Daniel. Tuts, man. She has no case. John. Case or no case it doesn't seem to matter. What sort of case had Jennie Black against John McArdle, of Slaney Cross? None. What sort of case had Maggie McAndless against old William Boyd? None at all. I was at both of them trials and says to Pat McAleenan—"the girl has no case at all!" But for all that they brought in a verdict for one hundred pounds against McArdle, and they put two hundred against old Boyd, and nearly broke the two of them. Daniel. It's very awkward this. John. Did you do anything, Daniel about the bellows? Daniel. The bellows? Aye. (He points at the parcel.) A good deal, John. It's all there. But it's all not quite settled yet. A day or two more and you'll see. If all goes well I'll have a great surprise for you in a day or two. John (disgustedly). Ach! I suppose you spent every ha'penny of the money, too, that I gave you? Daniel. John. Another surprise for you! Those people I met and went to, put me up very cheap for the week. Very cheap. (He produces some money.) Therees one pound ten and sixpence for you. John. What? Daniel. I'll keep the pound to do me to the end of the month and not ask you for any more, John, after that. That is if—well—(He looks at the parcel.) That thing there is all right. John (pocketing the ten and sixpence after counting it carefully). Daniel. I'm sorry, but there's an account of some thirty shillings I owe the McArdles, and I want to pay it the night. So if you don't mind—(He holds out his hand.) Daniel (unwillingly). Well, I suppose it can't be helped, John. But it leaves me just with nothing. John (looking at him angrily). What ails you anyway? Brown. If you please sir, the posty wants the account signed for that letter. Mary. Oh, I forgot all about that. (She picks up the receipt for the letter from the table.) I'll sign it for you, father. (She goes over to Brown, who whispers somethings. She nods.) And I'll give it to him myself. (She goes out following Brown.) John. It's a serious business, this, about the McMinns. Daniel. You're all right, man. Wait a day or two. Take my advice. Do nothing in a hurry. Sit down and think it over the way I do when I'm working out a new idea. Don't rush things. It will all come right in the end. Just you wait and see if it doesn't. John. Would it not be better to settle before going into the court? You know I couldn't stand being pointed out to of a Sunday morning and one and another talking—"There's the man that Sarah McMinn took the breach of promise case against." No, I couldn't stand that at all. It would be a disgrace to the Murrays for ever. I'm wondering now——(He pauses lost in thought.) Daniel (alarmed). John. Surely you wouldn't—you couldn't think of going back on what you said to me. Would you? John. I wonder, Daniel, would you mind so much after all if I married her? Daniel (in an agonised voice). I couldn't stand it. No, John, I couldn't stay. Any other woman but that McMinn. Mary (appearing at the door followed by Alick McCready). Come on in, Alick. Alick. Good morning, Mr. Murray. How are you, Mr. Dan? So you are back again? We're all glad to have you back. Daniel. Thank you, Alick. Mary. Father. Alick says he heard Andy McMinn talking yesterday to some one at McArdle's shop, and he was telling them all about the whole business, and blaming it all on Uncle Dan. John. And so the people are talking of me already? Now that I come to think of it, it was your Uncle Dan, and a brave ha'penny it's going to cost me. One thousand pounds. Alick. Never mind, Mr. Murray. Maybe Uncle Dan will do something yet. What about the bellows? (Dan makes a horrified movement to stop Alick talking, but too late.) John. Aye. Here, Daniel. I'll make a bargain with you. I'll leave you to the settling of the case, and you can find the money yourself to pay for it if you want to. And if you can't find the money, I'll marry her. Mary. Father, surely—— John. What? That's enough about it. I would as soon do without the marrying if I could. I don't want the woman at all, but I'll marry her before she gets a ha'penny off me. So you can settle it among yourselves. You can take charge of that letter, Dan, and make the best you can of it. (He goes angrily out by yard door.) Daniel. This is a nice mess you put me in for, Alick. What the divil made you mention the bellows? Alick. I'm sorry, Mr. Dan. I wasn't thinking. Daniel. The sooner you start and think a bit the better. If you don't help to settle the case—(he looks angrily at Alick)—well—I've a good deal of influence with somebody. (He looks significantly at Mary, who is again examining the parcel.) Alick. I'll do my best, Mr. Dan, to help you. Mary. What will we do, Uncle Dan? Daniel. I suppose you've no money, Alick? Alick. Well, I haven't much ready money, Mr. Dan, but I could lend you up to twenty pounds at a pinch. Mary. Twenty pounds would hardly be enough. Would it, uncle? Alick. Better get hold of Andy and ask him. Daniel. I don't like going near that woman at all. Mary. Alick! Could you not slip over and ask Andy to come across? You know what the McMinns are like. He'd come over for a shilling if he thought he'd get one. Ah, yes. You will, Alick. Won't you? Alick. I'll go straight across now if you—if you—— Mary. What? Alick. If you'd leave us along the road a bit. Daniel. Aye. Do. Mary. Leave him down to the gate anyway. I want to stay here and think over things a wee bit. That't the good wee girl. (He gently urges her out with Alick, then goes over to the table, lifts the parcel, and sits down near the fireplace. Feeling the parcel.) I'm afraid, Dan Murray, it's all U. P. this time. I'm afraid it is. (Then an idea seems to dawn on him, and he looks at the parcel.) Unless—unless—well—I wonder now if I— (Kate and Brown enter through yard door. Brown is carrying a bucket filled with washed potatoes.) Kate. There. Put it down there. You didn't know we wanted that much, did you not? You're getting as big an old liar as Mr.—(She stops short on perceiving Daniel.) Brown (looking up and then realising what had made her pause). Aye. Go on. As who do you say, woman? Kate (recovering herself). Just as big an old liar as Andy McMinn. Brown. Now, whist. The McMinns were aye decent folk. (He glances across at Daniel, who apparently is not listening.) They're near people, and all that sort of thing, but once they say a thing they stick to it. Kate. They're a lot of mean scrubs, the whole caboosh of them. Daniel (to himself). I wonder would twenty pounds be any use at all? Brown (nudging Kate slyly). I believe that once Sarah puts a price on a thing, like a pig or a sow, or a hen, the divil himself couldn't beat her down in the price of it. And Andy, they say, can beat the best dealer in the county from here to the Mourne. (Daniel, who has been listening uneasily, gets up and turns round to look at them.) It's the fine cigar that you were smoking, Mr. Daniel, this morning. Daniel. Cigar? Yes. Yes. Brown. Aye. A fine cigar, sir. There was a grand smell off it. I seen you coming up by the McMinns, sir, this morning on the road from the station. Daniel. Yes. On the road from the station. Brown. You didn't see them, but I noticed Andy and Sarah coming out to the gate when you had passed them and looking after you a long time. Daniel. Is that so? Brown. Aye. A long time, sir. I suppose, like myself, they smelled the cigar. (Daniel at once throws down the cigar in disgust.) Mr. Andy, they say, is guy fond of a good cigar, and I understand that he'll be for getting a few boxes of them soon, for the sister, they say, is coming into a lot of money. Kate. Ach, you and your cigars! Will you get out of this and quit tormenting people? Go on. Out you go. Brown (as if out of curiosity, picks up the cigar and goes out slowly). Daniel. He's a very impertinent man that. Very worrisome. Kate. Ach, never heed him, Mr. Dan! sure no one in this house does. You'll be tired after travelling, sir. Will I make you a drop of tea? Daniel. It's hard to eat anything, Kate, when I'm worried. (Despairingly.) I don't think there's another man living that has the same worries as I have. Something awful! Where's the pen and ink, I wonder? Kate. There's some here on the dresser, Miss Mary Daniel (astonished). Eh? They said that. Kate. Aye. To be sure. McAndless told McArdle, and he told Smith the postman, and the postman told the McAleenans, and said he had seen letters about it. And McAleenan was up in McMinns the other night and told them, and I believe you never saw such an astonished crowd of people in all their lives. Daniel. He told the McMinns that? Kate. Aye, last night I think it was. Daniel. Last night? (He looks at the letter.) Yesterday was the 14th, wasn't it? Aye. It was. I wonder did they believe McAleenan? Kate. I don't think they know right what to make of it. And yon Scotchman was there at the time, and mind you, Mr. Dan, they say he looked quite serious when he heard it, and said such things as that happened many's a time. Daniel (incredulously). Mackenzie said that? Kate. Aye. You know, I think it's maybe because he has a wee notion of Miss Mary, sir. Daniel. It's quite possible. Quite possible. A nice wee girl is Mary. Fact, too good for the half of the clodhoppers about these parts. (He takes up the parcel, pen, and ink, and paper, and goes across into the workshop.) Kate (looking after him). Poor creature. I'm feared he's for the road again if he doesn't worry out some way for himself. And God knows he's the one best fitted for it. (Mary enters.) Well, did you see him off comfortably? Mary. Who? Kate. Alick McCready. Mary. Kate. I with you'd mind your own business. Kate. It's a sore time I have in this house minding my own and every other bodies' business. Mary. Kate. He said I couldn't bake a cake to save my life. I'll just show him that I can, and you're not to help me, mind you. I'm going to do it all myself. Mary. Where's the flour? Kate. There's none in the house, Miss Mary. Mary. What? Kate. You mind it was all used up this morning on account of them cakes that nearly killed your poor ould da. Mary. Go down to McArdles, Kate, and get a quarter stone on account. Kate. Your da told me this morning, Miss Mary, that I wasn't to get any more from McArdles or any other place unless he gives me an order for it. Do you not mind? Mary (dejectedly). So he did. I had forgotten. Kate. Aye. Quite so, Miss. (She sits down contentedly.) Mary. I wonder is Uncle Dan about? Kate. Aye. He's in his workshop, Miss. Mary (going over and knocking at door of workshop). Uncle Dan! Daniel (appearing at door). Well, Mary? Mary. Uncle Dan, could you give me sixpence? Daniel (jumbling in his pockets). Sixpence? Sixpence, Mary? Bless your wee heart. Here. Here's a two shilling bit. But Mary, mum's the word. Don't tell John I gave it to you. Mary. No. Thank you, uncle. (Daniel goes in again.) There, Kate, quick as you can and don't stop to talk to anybody. Sure you won't? (She hands Kate the money and takes up the recipe book.) Kate. I'm not dirty looking—am I, Miss Mary? Mary (absorbed in the book). No. You'll do grand. Flour, currants. Kate. Ach! You and your currants. Could you not tell a body was her face clean? Mary. It's lovely. Hurry, Kate. (Kate shrugs her shoulders disgustedly, and goes out by yard door.) Flour, currants——(She goes over to the workshop door and listens)—raisins—(A sound as of a blast blowing can be heard. Mary becomes intensely interested, and, throwing aside the book, kneels down and puts her head to the keyhole.) He's actually got something to work. (She peeps in.) He has, indeed. (She laughs, knocks loudly at the door, and then runs to the other side of the kitchen. Daniel opens the door and cautiously peeps out.) Uncle Danny! Ha! Ha! Uncle Danny! (Dancing up and down in front of the fireplace.) Uncle Dan's a wonderful man! Uncle Dan's a wonderful man! Daniel (amazed). What's all this? Mary. I'm a cleverer girl than you think, Uncle Dan! I know your great surprise. I've found it out. And you've actually got it to work! That's splendid, uncle, isn't it? Father will be awful proud when he hears about it. And you did it all yourself, uncle? Daniel. Well, I took those plans, Mary, to a handy chap, an acquaintance of mine, and he made it out according to my design. I'm not sure—I think it works all right. Mary. And did you get it sold, uncle? Daniel. No, Mary, but I have hopes—great hopes. (He wanders up to the window apparently searching for the screw driver.) Mary. Do you think you'd get more than one thousand pounds for it? Daniel (looking out of window and seeing someone approaching). Don't know, Mary. Don't know. Very hard to know these things. Where could that screw driver be I wonder? Mary. I think I saw father working with it last at something in the parlour. Will I get it for you, Uncle Dan? (Knocking at door.) Daniel. No. Never mind, Mary. I'll get it myself. There's someone at the door. You better open the door, Mary. (He goes off hurriedly to parlour.) (Knocking at yard door.) Come in. (Donal Mackenzie opens the door and comes in.) Mackenzie. Fine afternoon, Miss Murray. Mary (coldly). Good day to you. Mackenzie. I'm going off to Scotland verra soon, and I thought I would call over to see you before I went off. You're no angry, are you? Mary. No. (Mackenzie seats himself at the table.) Mackenzie. Did you get a post card? Mary. I got some silly thing this morning that I tore up. Mackenzie. I'm sorry. I'm verra fond of you, Mary. Mary. Miss Murray, please. Mackenzie. A girl like you is lost here, you know. Now, if you were a Scotch lassie you would have a great time enjoying yourself. In a place like Greenock we have a theatre, and we have a music hall and a cinematograph show on Saturdays and trains to Glasgow. You could have a grand time in Scotland. Mary. Do you really like me, Mr. Mackenzie? Mackenzie. Verra much. Indeed I— Mary. Well. Look here. I would like you very, very much too, if you—— Mackenzie. If I what, bonnie Mary? Mary. I'd even let you call me Mary, and write to me if you wanted to, if you would do me a favour. Mackenzie. What's the favour? Mary. Uncle Dan has brought home his fan bellows, and it works. Mackenzie (laughs). The fan bellows! I think he'll never make much of a fortune of his fan bellows. Mary. Do you ever examine new inventions? Mackenzie. Aye. I'm a specialist on that, you know. I'm the writer of the inventions column in the Scottish—— Mary. Yes. Yes. That's all right. I know. Are all the inventions you write about good things? Mackenzie. Eh? Ninety-nine per cent. rotten, lassie. Ninety-nine per cent. perfectly rotten. People don't invent a reciprocating piston that works every day in the week, or a fan bellows either. Mary. But if you liked the inventor you could do him a good turn all the same? Mackenzie. Aye. I did that often. Mary. Then could you do a good turn for Uncle Dan? Mackenzie. Give the bellows a boost up. No, Mary. I could nae. I don't like to grieve you, but committing perjury—No. I couldn't do it, Mary. Mary (coming closer). Yes. You would. You'd do it for me. Won't you? Mackenzie. Eh? Mary. Look. Uncle Dan has his new fan bellows in that workshop. Go in and look at it, and if you do like me really, you could tell the McMinns that it was good—even if it wasn't quite perfect. Mackenzie (hesitatingly). Um. I'll consider the question. (Daniel re-enters. He stops short on seeing Mackenzie, and seems to become very uncomfortable.) Mary. Uncle Dan! Mr. Mackenzie's going to examine your bellows. Daniel. I don't allow everybody to go and look at it. No. I refuse. It's my property and no one else's. Mary. Uncle Dan. (She looks at him meaningly.) Mr. Mackenzie has promised to give his opinion on it. Daniel. It's not protected yet by patent. Mackenzie. Andy McMinn is coming over, Mr. Murray. He has got orders from his sister to settle the case for her. Are you going to pay the money? Daniel. That is a matter of my own deciding. (Mary goes over to her uncle and whispers to him.) Mackenzie. Verra well. I may go. (To Mary.) I Mary. Here's Andy now (she looks out through the window), and Alick's with him. (She opens the door, Andy McMinn and McCready enter. McCready glances at Mary and Mackenzie, and goes over sulkily to the fireplace. Andy advances awkwardly towards Daniel.) Daniel (genially). Good afternoon, Andy. Andy. Good afternoon. (He looks at Mackenzie, who nods curtly.) I suppose you know I've power to settle the case. Daniel. Well, you wrote the letter, and so, in point of law, I think it is you who should look after all this unfortunate business. Believe me, Andy, I sympathise with you. I do indeed. (Mary and Mackenzie become absorbed in conversation near the table. Alick McCready stands at the fireplace looking at them and unable to conceal his jealousy, makes sundry odd noises to distract Mary's attention. She pretends not to hear him.) I have your letter here. (He searches in his pocket and produces it.) Yes. One thousand pounds. Do you not think that a trifle high? Andy. Well. You know we could have as easily claimed two thousand, but we didn't like to break you altogether; so we just said that a thousand would come pretty near it. Mackenzie. Mr. Daniel, may I look at the bellows? Mary. Uncle Dan, I'm sure you won't object. (She makes a gesture as if asking him to assent.) Daniel (looking hard at her, and then seeming to understand what she is about). Yes. Yes. I'll thrash out the matter here with Andy. (Mackenzie goes across into the workshop, followed by Mary. McCready sits down disconsolately at the fireplace and begins to smoke his pipe McCready (to himself). Ach. She only torments me. Daniel (looking over wonderingly). Eh? People behave strangely sometimes, Andy. Very strangely. (McCready makes no response, but sits with his back to the two of them.) Just a moment, Andy. What about a wee drink. Eh, Andy? Andy. Aye. Well, I wouldn't mind at all, Daniel. Daniel. Just to show there's no ill-feeling over this unfortunate business. (He goes to the clock, opens the panel door and takes out a bottle of whiskey, gets glasses from the dresser and pours out a small portion of whiskey into each.) Good health, Andy. Andy. Good health, Daniel. (They drink.) Daniel. Now to go on with our business. I don't think, in the first case, that this was an affaire de coeur, as the Frenchmen say. Andy. Eh? Daniel. You don't understand French? Of course not. No. It wasn't a love affair, I mean. I don't think Sarah was in love with John, was she? Andy (hesitatingly). Well—indeed, now, I don't know that she was. Daniel. No. We're all aware of that. He was just what we'd call a likely man. That's all. Andy. Aye. He would have been a good match for her. Daniel. Yes. Quite so, Andy. He would have been a good match for her. (He makes notes in a pocket book.) Nothing like notes, Andy. Now, so much for the love part of the business. They never exchanged letters? Andy. No. No letters. Daniel (writing). No letters. Of course in a breach of promise letters are a great help. A great help. I'm very glad, however, just for your sister's sake, that she never wrote any to John. Imagine them reading out the Andy. It's not nice, right enough. It's one thing I wouldn't like. Daniel. No. It's one thing we would not like. Well. No love. No letters. Next thing. He never courted her? Andy. Well, he came over and sat in the house a few nights. Daniel. Yes. No doubt. But hadn't he always some message on business to transact with you? Loan of a plough or a horse, or something like that? Andy (uneasily). That's so, of course. Daniel. Ah, yes. That's so, of course. Andy. But I seen him with his arm round her the night of the social at the school house. Daniel. Andy. That's a wee failing of John's. I often warned him about doing that sort of thing indiscriminately. A bit of a ladies' man, John, in his way. I saw him do the same nonsense four or five times that night with other girls. John likes to think himself a bit of a gay dog, you know. It's not right—I don't think myself it's a bit proper to put your arm round a girl's waist on every occasion, but sometimes it's quite allowable. A night like a social, for instance. Andy. Aye. Of course a social's different. Daniel. Aye, Andy, a social's different. Well, now. No love, no letters, no courting, no photographs exchanged? (He looks at Andy inquiringly). No photographs exchanged? (He notes it down.) No ring? In fact, Andy, no nothing. Andy. But he proposed to her right enough. Daniel. Who said so? Andy (astonished). What? Do you mean to deny he didn't? Daniel. My dear Andy, I don't know. There was no one there but the two, I suppose, when he asked her—if he did ask her. There's only her word for it. Andy. He wouldn't deny it himself? Daniel. Well. That depends on whether he really asked her to marry him of course. And it's likely enough that John would be inclined to deny it if his memory was at all bad—it is a bad memory he has, you know. He forgets often to return your ploughs and that sort of thing. Andy (blankly). Aye. He has a bad memory. Daniel. Yes. Just so. And the fact that a verdict of one thousand pounds would hang on it would hardly make it any better. Would it? You've a bad case against us, Andy. A rotten case! In fact, looking over the whole thing carefully, do you really believe you'd make even a ten pound note out of us? Andy (despairingly). I wish Sarah had come and settled the case herself. Daniel. Ah, no. You've a better head, Andy, for seeing the sensible side of a thing, far better. (Mary comes out of the workshop smiling gaily.) Well? Mary. Uncle Dan, he's delighted with it. Andy. What with? The bellows? Mary. Yes. Go in, Andy, till you see it. Andy. Is it true, Daniel, you were offered two thousand for it? Daniel. We'll just go in and have a look at it. (Andy and he go into workshop.) Mary (looking across at Alick). What's the matter? Alick. Nothing. I'm going home. (He goes across to the yard door.) Mary. Alick! McCready. Goodbye. Mary. And I was going to go to all the trouble of baking a big plum cake for you, you big ungrateful thing. McCready (stopping at the door). I know what your plum cakes would be like. (He opens the door and stops again before going out.) Mary. Well, get that big, ugly Maggie Murphy to bake them for you then. McCready (looking out through door and then coming inside again). I say, here's Kate and your father coming and a load of flour. Mary (in a frightened voice). Kate and father? McCready. He seems to be in a bit of a temper. Mary (in a frightened voice). He's caught her with the flour! McCready (laughing). Flour? Aye—she's carrying about three stone of it! Boys, but that would make a powerful pudding! Mary. It was to have been the nicest one I could have baked. McCready (coming in and going over to her). Mary. Mary. What? McCready. You wouldn't come to my house where there would be no stint of flour or raisins or anything else, and I'd eat all you cooked for me no matter if I was dying after it. Mary. Go to your house! Alick. Aye. Look here, wee girl. I got this——(He fumbles and produces a ring.) Let me put that on your wee finger, won't you? Mary. Oh, Alick, what a lovely wee ring. (She allows him to put it on her finger, and is shyly kissing him when John enters, followed by Kate, who is trying vainly to stop a leak in the bag of flour which she is carrying. Kate goes to the dresser and places the bag on it.) John (severely to Mary). Mary. Did you send her for more flour? Mary (meekly). Yes, father. John. And didn't I leave word there was no more to be got without my orders? (Mary hangs her head.) It's lamentable the waste in this house! I was just looking at the pass book last night, and you'd think this house was a bakery to see the amount of flour comes into it. Mary (submissively). I'm sorry, father. John. When I was out on the road, I seen a trail of Mary (a little defiantly). It's paid for, Kate, anyway. Isn't it? Kate. It is, Miss. (She busies herself putting the flour into a box, and then slips out during the next speech.) John. Eh? Who give you the money? Mary (going over to her father and whispering). Uncle Dan is in there, father, with Andy McMinn and Mr. Mackenzie, the Scotch engineer, looking at his bellows. John (amazed). Eh? Andy McMinn? Is Dan settling the case? Mary. I believe he'll do it yet. John (admiringly). He has a great head on him, Daniel. Mackenzie (coming out of workshop and going over to Mary). Mary, I'm sorry. That bellows is such an absolutely rotten thing—so useless and so absolutely rotten that I can't—(He sees John.) How are you, Mr. Murray? John. Fine day. Mary (appealingly). Mr. Mackenzie, what did you say to Andy about it? Mackenzie. What did I say? Oh, ma perjured conscience—I said it was a grand thing. (Daniel and Andy McMinn come in from workshop.) Andy (nervously). Brave day, John. John. Aye. It is. Andy. Sarah gave me power to settle the case. John. I'm glad to hear it. Mackenzie. I tell you what it is, Mr. Daniel Murray. It's a good thing that—a right good thing, and I'll make you an offer for it. Andy (eagerly). What's it worth? Mackenzie (with a look at Mary). It's worth—it's worth more than all the damages your sister will get from Mr. Murray. Daniel (suddenly). I tell you what it is, Andy, and believe me when I tell you, I'm sacrificing a great deal. I'll make a deal with you. Instead of a lump sum cash down, I'll hand over all the rights and royalties of that same bellows to you to settle the case. Andy (dubiously). I—I don't know. Daniel. You will have all the expense of the law, the bad name that your sister will be having over the head of being in a breach of promise, and all the expenses of solicitors and lawyers. Then, after that, trying to get the money out of us, and, mind you, we will fight you to the last ditch. Won't we, John? John. Aye. Daniel. There now. What do you say, Mr. Mackenzie? Mackenzie. I tell you what it is, Mr. Murray. I'll make you an offer for—— Andy (hastily). I'll take your offer, Daniel. Daniel. One second. I drew up a wee agreement for you to sign, and I'll fetch the bellows. (He goes into the workshop.) Andy. I don't like signing my name to agreements or things like that unless I'm quite certain they're all right, Mr. Mackenzie. Mackenzie (with a sly look at Mary). Well, if you have any compunction about signing, I'll do it myself. Mary. I think Uncle Dan's a fool to throw away the thing that way. I do indeed. (Daniel comes out with the parcel and the pen, ink and paper.) Daniel. Just sign your name to that, Andy. It's a sort of agreement to settle the case—you can read it for yourself. (He hands a sheet of paper to Andy with the pen.) It's to show that the whole thing is fixed up to the satisfaction of everybody. (Andy looks at it and then signs.) Ah. Good! Now, Alick, and you, Mr. Mackenzie, just witness it and the date. (They both sign.) And now, Andy, there's your bellows. (Andy Mackenzie. Noo, my reward, Miss Murray—Mary rather. (He goes forward and she stretches out her hand for him to shake, when he notices the ring, and stops short.) John. I hope you're satisfied, Andy. Andy. I'm just wondering, Mr. Mackenzie, do you think—— Mackenzie. I think nothing for a year. I'll—I'll—I'm for Scotland in the morning. (He goes out morosely through the door.) Daniel. There, Andy. There's company home for you, and good luck to you. It's a sad heart I'll have this night. Andy. I'm wondering what Sarah would say—(He goes to the door.) Ach! She couldn't do better herself. No courting. Daniel. No. No courting. Andy. And no love and no letters. Daniel. No. No love and no letters. Andy. And no ring nor nothing, and a thousand pound bellows. Daniel. Yes, Andy. And a thousand pound bellows. (He wanders out abstractedly. Daniel follows him to the door and shouts after him)—Goodbye, Andy. And may you have the best of luck with it. Andy (without). Thank ye, Daniel. Goodbye. (Daniel closes the door after him and looks sadly but triumphantly across at John. Alick and Mary go to the window together and look out after Andy.) Daniel. Well, John? John (with a sigh of intense relief and gratitude). Dan, I've said it before, and I'll say it again, you've a great head on you, Daniel. (Curtain.) ******* This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will be renamed. |