&And now, Mr. Whistler, what about Black and White Art?" said an interviewer. "Black and White Art," said Mr. Whistler, "is summed up in two words—Phil May!" Nor is this merely a New School of Art paradox. It is one which is held by artists of all grades alike, and even by the art editor who professes to know and supply what the public likes. That a youth who never had a lesson in drawing in his life should have earned such a reputation between the ages of seventeen and thirty, and should have gone above men as honoured in their profession as Sir John Tenniel and Mr. George du Maurier, and on a level with Charles Keene, Mr. Abbey and Mr. Gibson, is enough to make Mr. May's art extremely interesting. But his art is not nearly so instructive as Mr. May himself; he is a human document to the hand of the realist, and the student of heredity—if ever there was one. He has been interviewed in a sketchy fashion by the journalistic Mrs. Mangnall innumerable times; the high-art magazines have added him to their lists of "Our Graphic Humorists," "Black and White Artists," and "How Caricaturists Draw." The Mr. May's artistic treasures are none of them the old masters of a millionaire, but purely personal household gods, each with a little story of a friendship, a reminiscence of hard-up times, or some personal taste. The volumes in the old oak book-case are not first editions, but they show a fine appreciation for the best literature, and even the blue china is not wired and hung-up. The drawing-board seems to act as an address-book, and the grandfather's clock by the fireplace in its old age has given up making a nuisance of itself by repeating "For ever, never." The mantelpiece is peopled with little Japanese dolls, little bronzes and brasses, and figures carved in yellow ivory. These, with a few plaster casts of arms and legs which hang on the walls, a line of Japanese prints put around the ceiling "to try an effect," a few Japanese lanterns hanging from the roof, some Japanese lay-figures in armour standing round the walls, and a few sketches, are about all the Mr. May's father was unlucky in life. He started a brass-foundry, but, as your host puts it, his partner cleared off with all the brass; and a consulting-engineer business was not much more satisfactory. Mr. Phil May was born in 1864, shortly after the collapse of the brass-foundry, at Wortley, an outlying manufacturing district of Leeds. His father died when he was nine years old, and his schooldays, as he tells you, commenced early in the School Board era. At that time the new officials were very alert, so he had one year's scholastic education. He was a little delicate fellow, and was made a butt of by the other boys; and he was the victim of many practical jokes. "My artistic career," Mr. May tells you, "may be said to Mr. May used to sketch sections of other people's designs of costumes for use in the ward-robe room, and eventually got to designing comic dresses and suggestions for masks and make-ups in the property-room. This brought him orders for actor's portraits, for which he received at first a shilling, and later five shillings. Remuneration bred independence, and he took to living with three or four other boys, their lodgings costing five shillings a week. After a year or two of this life, the late Fred Stimpson, who had a travelling burlesque company, engaged May to play small parts and do six sketches every week to serve as window-bills in the various small towns they visited. His remuneration was twelve shillings a week, and on this he lived for two or more years. After that, about 1873, he got an engagement to draw for a small local comic journal, called The Yorkshire Gossip, which died after four weeks. In 1882 Mr. May was engaged to design the dresses for the Leeds pantomime, and flushed with success, or sickened with the squalid hand-to-hand life he had led since he was a boy—he was then a full-grown man of seventeen—he made up his The rest of Mr. Phil May's story has been told before, and is not interesting, being one long series of successes, which culminated in his winning the blue ribbon of black-and-white art, an appointment on Punch, which leaves him free to draw for any other paper that appreciates his art and can pay his prices. The story of his early life and struggles is not exceeded in interest, perhaps, by that of anybody except that of Henri Murger or that of HonorÉ de Balzac. The hard life he once led has left his features somewhat hard, but it has not soured his disposition. There is nothing of the cynic in him. He is still careless of everything but his art, generous to a fault not only with his money, but with his lavish praises of the work of those who aspire to be his rivals. High and low, everybody speaks of him as "dear old Phil," and the applause, even of princes, has not made him a snob. His talents and his temptations would have made many a boy of more severe training a pickpocket, burglar, or a gaol bird, as FranÇois Villon was. It made Phil May an artist, and his story is one to be remembered as an encouragement instead of a warning. Of the one hundred and twenty drawings collected in this volume, there is little to say, for they speak for themselves. For some of them, I am indebted to Mr. Louis Meyer of 13a Pall Mall, who has enabled me to complete the series of drawings done at a time when Phil May was, as I have described him above, a poor, struggling artist. Youth and enthusiasm, made these drawings bolder than most of his later work, and the lack of pence, when every line meant pennies, made them more elaborately finished than those which of late he has made us accustomed to. But though everyone is satisfied with his present work, I can only trust that the artistic majority will think with me that he has never done better than these drawings which are here collected. That at least is why I have published them. AUGUSTUS M. MOORE THE LEGITIMATE "'Ow's business, Jacko?" "Damned bad. What can you expect with this bloomin' opposition!" FALLEN GREATNESS Native: "Well, yer see, mum, I was once in a very 'igh persition, my missus used to do all the washin' for the Royal Hotel." ON THE BRAIN Mrs. Martha Ricks—"Aunt Martha" FATE! "Owth's Ikey?" "Vy, Ikeyth's dead." "You don't thay so. Vy I thor him goin' ter the thinagogue lathst week." "Vell, ith's all along of that thinagogue that Ikeyth's dead. They was a-justh coming out, ven someone outside shouted out, 'Sale goin' ter commenth,' and Ikey was killed in the crush!" AT THE NATIONAL SPORTING CLUB THE NOBLE ART PRO BONO PUBLICO Discontented Artist: "I wish I had a fortune. I would never paint again." Generous "Brother-Brush": "By Jove, old man, I wish I had one. I'd give it to you!" ACCOMMODATING Customer: "I want a respirator, please." Chemist: "I'm afraid, sir, we haven't one your size in stock, but if you will wait until I go and get a tape-measure, I will get you one made!" AT A PROVINCIAL BANQUET Flunkey: "Excuse me, mum, but the banquet has commenced, and I can't admit you. Them's my orders." She: "But the Mayor is here, isn't he?" Flunkey: "Oh, yes, he's here right enough." She: "Well, but I'm his lady." Flunkey: "It makes no difference, mum; I couldn't admit you if you were his wife." ON THE BRAIN ALL THE DIFFERENCE Barmaid: "I beg pardon, I have taken twopence too much. I didn't know you were an actor. I thought you were only a gentleman!" THREE MEN IN A BOOT THREE MEN IN A BOOT A FRIEND IN NEED Invalid: "I sometimes feel inclined to blow my brains out." Friend: "I shouldn't advise you to try it, old chap, you know you're a bad shot, and there's nothing much to aim at!" Cousin Jane: "I want ma to have her portrait painted. Who would you recommend?" Cousin George: "Stacy Marks." AN UPRIGHT COURSE Parson: "Tell me, my good man, do you know the way to heaven?" Old Cantankerous (who doesn't like parsons): "Well, I sh'd think if you was to follow your nose, it 'ud be a short cut!" ON THE SANDS Machine Man (to bather who has been complaining that he was not taken out far enough): "Why, lor bless yer, Sir, I once know'd a man who could dive in two foot of water." Bather: "And where's he buried?" WOMANLY First Philanthropist: "Cannot we start a society for the employment of the poor Russian Jews?" Second Ditto: "Well, you see, what could they do? You know that they can't speak English." First Ditto: "Oh, get them something to do on the railway, to call out the names of the stations, for instance." OUR CLIMATE "Look here, that barometer you sold me a month ago has got out of order, it won't work." "Well, you see, sir, look what a lot of wear and tear 'e's 'ad lately." FRENCH, AS SHE IS SPOKE French Professor: "How would you pronounce t-o-u-t-a-f-a-i-t?" Pupil: "Totty Fay." HARD LINES Day Policeman (relieving night-man): "How's the missus?" Night Policeman: "I don't know. 'Aven't seen her for ten years." Day Policeman: "But ye're living together, aren't yer?" Night Policeman: "Yes, but she's a charwoman, an' is out all day, an' I'm out all night. So we've never met since we came back from our honeymoon." MUTUAL CONSIDERATION Art Critic: "What do you think of Alma Cadmium's painting?" Artist: "Oh, I think it is superb." Art Critic: "I'm surprised to hear you say that. He says just the reverse of yours." Artist: "Ah, well, perhaps we're both mistaken!" BRITONS IN PARIS First Englishman: "Where shall we go?" Second Englishman (who does not know that 'relÂche' means that the piece is taken off): "Let's go to the Eden and see 'RelÂche'!" READY FOR THE BALL "Phwell and phwat do ye think of me, darlint?" "Shure ye look jist illigent, but I phwish it wur a mask ball!" BEFORE HIS FRIENDS Brown (who likes to be thought a swell, and who has been entrusted with a friend's brougham for the night): "Home, John." John: "Where's that, sir?" THE NEW JEW "And so you're going to marry a Christian and disgrace your poor old father." "Yeth, but I'm goin' to change my name to Smith." "But what are you goin' to do with that nose?" "Yes, I was three months in the dessert, with nothing to drink but camel's milk." "Didn't it give you the hump!" THE VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCES Pious Friend: "Dear me, I'm sorry to see you coming out of a public-house, Mr. Brown." "Couldn't help it, ole fel' (hic), I was chucked out!" THE CAPE MAIL Clerk: "The letter is too heavy. It will require an extra stamp." She: "Won't that make it heavier?" "What the deuce are you smoking, old chap?" "Well, you see, the doctor has limited me to one cigar a day!" INFORMATION Obliging Driver (to country visitor, who is trying to see London from the top of a 'bus in an intense fog): "That there's the Halbert Memorial, but you can't see it!" AN IDLE FELLOW Visitor: "I hear you've had the celebrated Mr. Abbey, the artist, staying with you down here." Proprietor of Old-Fashioned Inn: "Yes, sir, an' he be the laziest man I ever came across. He do nothing but dror and paint all day!" Grandpapa (to Tommy, who has just come home from school): "And did you get a good place in your class at the last examination?" Tommy: "Yes; next to the stove." A PLEASANT PROSPECT "Grandma, shall I have a face like you when I get old?" "Yes, my dear, if you're good." REALISM Comedian: "The critic of the Back Alley Chronicle described me as giving a very 'saponaceous' rendering to my part. What does 'saponaceous' mean, dear boy?" Tragedian (with learned dignity): "Cudgel not thy brains with words higher than thy bloomin' salary." AT THE RIDING SCHOOL Nervous Pupil: "When do you think I shall go on the road?" Riding Master: "Very soon, if you don't sit better than that." She: "But I really thought you were much taller than you are, Mr. Smith." He: "Oh, no! Not a bit, I assure you!" A PROMINENT FEATURE "Hillo, Bill! What's the matter with your nose?" "I don't know. Think my conscience must have pricked it." FORCE OF HABIT Prison Photographer (who has just obtained the post, to sitter, who is about to undergo twenty years' penal servitude): "Now sir, look pleasant!" THE UNKINDEST CUT He: "I grew a beard and moustache for ten years, and I forgot what I was like without, so I just shaved to see." She: "And weren't you shocked?" "Hillo, Bill—blind again?" "I beg pardon, I'm not blind at all; asha-matterer-fac, I can see twiche-ash-much as you." Bridget. In Her War-Paint She: "It must be a dreadful thing to become old and ugly. I should much prefer to die young." He: "You'll have to hurry up then!" A NASTY ONE Wrymug: "I assure you the blamed fog was so thick I couldn't find the way to my own mouth." Quizzer: "What! When it's just round the corner!" Mistress (to new cook): "Now are you sure you have had experience?" Cook: "Oh, yes, mum! I've been in 'undreds of places." PICKSOME Little Spriggins: "Yes, we always dine at a private table. You see, my wife is so fond of picking bones." Old Joker: "I suppose that's why she picked you." BAKERS' STRIKE They've recently discovered that they'll never want a feed As long as they think fit to loaf the less our bread we knead. LEG-ISLATION INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT Yokel: "Say, sir, does I put this 'er stamp on meself?" Post-Assistant: "On yourself. No, on the letter, you booby." THE CONSUMING PASSION "Have you heard that Jones has given up 'booze'?" "No, I wouldn't believe it." "But he has, and he's dead." THE DOWN TRAIN Crossing Sweeper: "'Ere, if you're goin' to sweep the bloomin' crossin' yerself, I'm hoff." |