Mr. Starbird began the school with his hands in mittens; but for all that he governed the big boys without the least effort. His blisters were so troublesome that he had to go to Squire Lyman's every day to have them done up, and in that way Patty grew very well acquainted with him. Before spring the whole family felt as if they had always known him, and Mrs. Lyman called him Frank, because she and his mother had been "girls together." Dorcas did not call him Frank, but they were remarkably good friends. After the winter school was done, Mr. Starbird still staid at Perseverance, studying law with Mr. Chase, and boarding at Squire Lyman's. He was a very funny man, always saying and doing strange things; and that brings me round at last to Patty's dollar. One evening Patty was so tired with picking up chips that she went and threw herself into her mother's arms, saying, "Why don't the boys stick the axe clear through the wood, mamma; then there wouldn't be chips to bother folks." For a wonder Mrs. Lyman was sitting down without any work in her hands, and could stop to stroke Patty's hair and kiss her "lips like snips of scarlet," which made the little girl happier than anything else in the world. Mr. Starbird sat in a large armchair, holding a skein of yarn for Dorcas, "Mrs. Lyman," said Mr. Starbird, "do you believe in dreams?" "Indeed, I do not," replied Mrs. Lyman. "Why do you ask?" "Well, I don't believe in them myself any more than you do, Mrs. Lyman. But I did have such a very singular dream last night!" "Do tell us what it was," said Dorcas. "Certainly, if you like," said Mr. Starbird; "but I—but I don't know about it; is it best to speak of such things before Patty?" "Yes, you must, Mr. Starbird," cried Patty, springing up eagerly. "I won't tell anybody, long's I live." Mr. Starbird laughed. "Well, in the first place, Mrs. Lyman, let "Yes, I lost a twenty-dollar gold piece last summer." "Yes; and me, too. I had a silver dollar, 'n' I lost it," cried Patty. "How strange!" said Mr. Starbird. "So my dream does have some sense in it. Excuse me, Mrs. Lyman; but will you tell me where you kept the money?" "In my black silk pocket; but the pocket went too." "And I suppose you have hunted everywhere for it." "Of course we have," said Dorcas. "I guess you'd think so, Mr. Starbird; why, we've turned this house upside down." "To be sure. Well, I'd like to ask another question, Mrs. Lyman. Did you ever think that woman that is about here so "O, no, indeed, Francis; we consider Priscilla an honest woman." "That was not what I meant to say, Mrs. Lyman. What I was going to ask was this: Wasn't there a funny old man here at the time you lost the money? and didn't Siller Noonin say that either he stole the money or she did?" Mrs. Lyman looked surprised. "Yes; there was a little old man at the house in haying-time, and I believe Priscilla did say she thought—" "Yes, mother," broke in Dorcas; "and he was sitting out on the fence when she said it, and we were afraid he heard; but how did you know that, Mr. Starbird? It didn't come to you in your dream?" "Ah, Miss Dorcas, you are beginning to Just then Mary, and Moses, and George, and Silas, and John, and Rachel came into the room, followed by William Parlin; and Mr. Starbird had to begin at the beginning and tell as far as this all over again. "A man as tall, perhaps, as Mary, with hair the color of pumpkin and milk, limped up to me—" "Why, mother, why, Rachel, his hair was all yellow and white," said Moses. "Well, so I said," pursued Mr. Starbird. "And there were red rings round his eyes, and he had a turn-up nose, and hands all covered with warts." "Mr. Starbird, you must have seen Israel Crossman," said Mrs. Lyman, who had stopped rocking in her surprise. "Israel Crossman! That was the very name he spoke as he limped into the barn. I declare, Mrs. Lyman, this is growing more and more mysterious; but I never saw Israel Crossman; I give you my word." "How very strange!" said Dorcas; "but do make haste and finish, for I am getting all of a tremble." "Me, too," cried Patty, clinging close to her mother's neck. "Well, the old man sidled along to me, and said he,— "'I'm Isr'el Crossman; and look here: me and Squire Lyman's two hired men and (I've forgotten the other name) got in hay into this ere barn last summer. Squire Lyman's folks used me well; but there's "Yes, and me a silver dollar," cried Patty. "'And it distressed me bad,' said Israel, 'for Siller Noonin up and said that either she stole it, or I did. But it's come to me lately,' said Israel, 'what must have 'come of that money! I never took it; bless you, I never stole a pin! But I see that little Patty to play out in the barn with one of her rag babies.'" "O, I never," exclaimed Patty. "Don't interrupt," whispered one of the twins, deeply interested. "You know I am only telling a silly dream, my dear," said Mr. Starbird. "This little man said he saw Patty playing on the scaffold before the hay was got into the "Sure enough," exclaimed Dorcas, with a nervous laugh; "who knows but she did?" "Have you lost a doll, Patty?" asked William Parlin. "No; I never." "O, she doesn't know when she loses dolls," said Rachel; "she always keeps more than a dozen or so on hand." "Well, I was going to say," continued Mr. Starbird, "you could easily find out whether there was any meaning to my dream. If there is a doll up there on the scaffold, the hay is getting so low you could scrape round and find it." "That's so," cried the twins. "Not that it's really worth while, either," added Mr. Starbird; "for, as I said, it was only—" "But there isn't the least harm in going out to see," said Mary and the twins, and William Parlin, all in a breath, as they started on a run for the barn. Patty slipped down from her mother's arms and followed. "Me! Me! Let me go first," she cried. And before any one else could do it, her swift little feet were mounting the ladder, and next minute tripping over the scaffold. "O, look! O, catch! Here it is! Here is my dolly all up in the corner, and here's a pocket round her neck!" Dorcas, who was always rather nervous, sat on the barn floor and laughed and cried herself into such a state that Mr. Starbird There was a great time, you may be sure, when Patty shook the pocket before everybody's eyes, and James rang the twenty-dollar piece on the brick hearth to make sure it was good gold. Dorcas was so excited that pink spots came in both her cheeks, and even James did not know what to think. Betsey Gould started right off to Dr. Potter's, where Siller Noonin happened to be, to tell Siller the story. Dorcas kept having little spasms of laughing and crying, and the whole household had rather a frightened look; for it was the most marvellous dream they ever heard of. "Well, mother, what do you think now of dreams?" said Moses. "Guess you'll have to give it up." Mrs. Lyman had been in her bedroom to "I will tell you to-morrow what I think of dreams, Moses.—Hush, Patty, I am afraid we shall be sorry you found your dollar, if it makes you so noisy." Mr. Starbird went up to the table where Mrs. Lyman sat, pretending to be looking for the shears, but really to get a peep at the lady's eyes. At any rate, he did not go away till he had made her look at him, and then they both smiled, and Mrs. Lyman said, in a very low voice,— "Francis, you have kept up the joke long enough." Frank nodded and went back to the settle. "James," said he, "you are the wise one of the family; I wish you would tell me how you account for my dream." "Can't account for it," said James, shaking his head; "don't pretend to." "Well, then, if you can't," returned Mr. Starbird, looking very innocent, "perhaps you can tell me what day of the month it is?" There was a general uproar then. "Have you been making fools of us, Frank Starbird?" cried James and Rachel, seizing him, one by the hair, the other by the ears. "April Fools! April Fools!" exclaimed all the children together,—all except Dorcas. "It's the best fool I ever heard of," said William Parlin; "but how did you do it, sir?" "Yes, explain yourself," said James and Rachel. "Was mother in the secret?" "No; but Dorcas was. Let go my hair, James, and I'll speak.—Fact is, I happened to find that rag baby out there on the scaffold this afternoon with that pocket on its neck, and so I dreamed a dream to suit myself." "Yes," said Dorcas; "and I told him just how Israel Crossman looked, and all about Siller Noonin, and didn't he say it off like a book?" "Wasn't it a dream, then?" asked little Patty. "No, dear; it was only nonsense." "Well, then, I didn't put my dolly out there,—did I?" "Yes, of course you did," said her mother; "only you have forgotten it." But Patty looked puzzled. She could not recollect that ever so long ago, the day the No, Patty could not recollect this, and the whole thing was a mystery to her. "Children," said Mrs. Lyman, looking up from her stockings, as soon as there was a chance to speak, "I have one word to say on this subject: whenever you hear of signs and wonders, don't believe in them till you've sifted them to the bottom. And when you've done that, mark my words, you'll find there's no more substance to them than there is to Francis Starbird's April Fool Dream." "True," said Rachel and James; and then, |