(The same characters and PetitprÉ who enters C, with LÉon.) PETITPRÉ Now that this red-letter day has gone by as any other day goes, will you play a game of billiards with me, Monsieur Martinel? MARTINEL Most certainly, I am very fond of billiards. LÉON [comes down stage] You are like my father. It seems to me that when anyone begins to like billiards at all, they become infatuated with the game; and you two people are two of a kind. MARTINEL My son, when a man grows old, and has no family, he has to take refuge in such pleasures as these. If you take bait-fishing as your diversion in the morning and billiards for the afternoon and evening, you have two kinds of amusement that are both worthy and attractive. LÉON Oh, ho! Bait-fishing, indeed! That means to say, getting up early and sitting with your feet in the water through wind and rain in the hope of catching, perhaps each quarter of an hour, a fish about the size of a match. And you call that an attractive pastime? MARTINEL I do, without a doubt. But do you believe that there is a single lover in the world capable of doing as much for his mistress throughout ten, twelve, or fifteen years of life? If you asked my opinion, I think he would give it up at the end of a fortnight. MME. DE RONCHARD Of a truth; he would. LÉON [interrupts] Pardon me, I should give it up at the end of a week. MARTINEL You speak sensibly. PETITPRÉ Come along, my dear fellow. MARTINEL Shall we play fifty up? PETITPRÉ Fifty up will do. MARTINEL [turns to Mme. de Ronchard] We shall see you again shortly, Madame. MME. DE RONCHARD Well, I have had enough of Havre for the present. [Exit Martinel and PetitprÉ C.]
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