CHAPTER I. Page

A LITTLE GENERAL DISQUISITION 9

CHAPTER II.

CHILDREN'S WITTICISMS CRITICALLY CONSIDERED 14

CHAPTER III.

A BUDGET OF QUAINT DEFINITIONS 28

CHAPTER IV.

"I NOW TAKE MY PEN IN HAND" 38

CHAPTER V.

THE RELIGIOUS DIFFICULTY 72

CHAPTER VI.

THE FOND PARENT 89

CHAPTER VII.

LITTLE SCIENTISTS AT SEA 97

CHAPTER VIII.

A MISCELLANEOUS COLLECTION 105

School-Room Humour.