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PREFACE

What-Nots

Minims

Jangles

WHAT-NOTS (2)

UNSOLICITED PERSONAL ADORNMENTS

SHELF CULTURE

PORTABLE PIGEONHOLES

SIMILE

THE BEATIFIED RACE

JOUEZ BALLE!

THE ART OF PACKING

AGRICULTURE INDOORS

SNOWY BOSOMS

INTERIOR DESPERATION

THE WRITING ON THE SCREEN

MUSIQUE GLACEE

THE CARE OF THE HUSBAND

TERMINOLOGY OF TARDINESS

OPPRESSORS OF THE MEEK

PUTTING PEDAGOGY ACROSS

COACHING FROM THE SIDE-LINES

FAST AND LOOSE

THE PRIMROSE PATHOLOGY

FIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

ENLIGHTENMENT

HOLIDAY MISGIVINGS

ALL, ALL ARE GONE, THE OLD FAMILIAR FAaeADES

MY MUSEUM

ON CHAIRS AND OFF

MINIMS (2)

THE NIGHT OF THE FLEECE

BLACK JITNEY

LIGHT BREAKFAST

THE MAN OPPOSITE

LUCY THE LITERARY AGENT

THE CREEPING FINGERS

THE MAN WITH THE HOSE

JANGLES (2)

THOSE SYMPHONY CONCERT PROGRAMS

HOW TO KNOW THE INSTRUMENTS

NOTES ON PIANOS

THE LIFE-DRAMA OF A MUSICAL CRITIC

THE SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST

BIZARRE

By the Same Author

SCRAMBLED EGGS


Artist in spotlight.

His symphony depicted the sorrows of Russia, the height of the steppes, and the agonies of indigestion.

Cover page.

Copyright 1922

By Lieber & Lewis


PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA



To my favorite poet

Virginia Woods Mackall

The author thanks Life, Judge, The Century, The Quill, The New York Times, The Literary Review, and The New York Tribune for kind permission to include in this volume certain contributions to those publications. He hopes he has remembered to ask such permission in each case.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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