"It is necessary that we understand one another before we begin," said the General. "Do you know what the position of the soldier is?" "I don't know much about it," May answered, "but it must be an awfully hard one—having to carry a gun, and go into battle and kill other soldiers and stay out doors all night in the dark, and not see his family and—oh, it must be a very hard position!" "I didn't mean precisely that," the General said, "I meant this." And he assumed the soldier's position, arms at a carry. "Now do you understand?" "Yes," said May. "It makes me think of a dog when you say 'Head up, sir, and tail erect.'" "I should not have described it in just those terms, but perhaps you have caught the idea," said the General, whose sense of humor, as it may have been observed, was not abnormally developed. "Take the position yourself." May laid the rifle on the barn floor, preparatory to obeying. "Keep your piece," the General commanded. "Piece—of what?" asked May, looking puzzled. "I haven't a piece of anything." "Piece, arm, rifle and musket are synonymous terms," explained the General. "Do you know what synonymous means?" "One just as bad as the other," May promptly replied. The General smiled, but he was not to be diverted from his purpose by absurd replies. "You may leave your piece where it is for the present," said he, "and you are to do as I bid you. Stand where you are. Now, heels well together, feet out—yes, that is good—body erect, chest out—that is excel——" "Oh, I go to a gymnasium!" interrupted May, "and I know one mustn't mistake one's stomach for one's chest, for they are not the same, whatever some people may think." This knowledge of one of the primary lessons in physical culture impressed the General very favorably. "Good!" said he. "I shall make a soldier of you yet. I shall have you at West Point before you know it, my boy!" "You'll have to get me there that way if you get me there at all!" said May, with a wry face, which the General did not see. "I'll never go there if I do know it," she added, under her breath. "Shoulders square," resumed the General. "Arms at the side, elbows near the body—no, not——" "Don't you want me to dig my elbows into my ribs?" asked May. "They stay better that way." "No, there must be no stiffness or constraint in these positions," the General said. "I don't see what else you can get in them," May said. "I feel as if there was a stick running right down my back, and I'm sure I shall never be able to move my feet again." "Yet I think I understood you to say you go to the gymnasium," said the General. "Yes, but the gymnasium is no more like this than—than a Christmas party is like a Sunday-school," May replied. "Attention!" commanded the General. "All right, sir," May responded, cheerfully. "You need not reply; the soldier says nothing; he obeys," said the General. "Oh, I suppose the officers do all the talking," said May, in direct defiance of the General's last remark. "But can't the soldier answer back at all?" "No, not during drill," said the General. "They must make it up when they're not drilling!" said May. "Attention!" the General shouted. "Palms of "Dear me, Uncle Harold, how can I keep my eyes front and see how my hands and fingers and feet are at the same time?" grumbled May. "By practise; we will try it again," said the General. And try it again they did, without, and then with arms, until May was ready to drop with fatigue. She was a plucky little recruit, but the Springfield Cadet rifle; weight over eight pounds, with bayonet nearly nine pounds, was not exactly a plaything. At length the General saw that she was tired and commanded, "Squad, rest!" May knew what rest meant and sat down on the stable floor without ceremony. "Am I a squad?" she inquired. "What does it mean?" "A squad is a number of armed men," the General replied. "The term slipped out before I was aware of it—I have never drilled a single recruit." While they were at a rest the General deemed it wise to continue her instructions by defining various terms, such as columns, rank, file, front, rear, etc., and then he said,— "There are three kinds of commands——" "I think I know what they are," said May quickly. "Indeed!" said the General. "The command that you obey, the kind you don't obey and the kind you half obey," said May. The General laughed heartily at this. The recruit certainly had very droll ideas of tactics, but the instructor saw fit to enlighten him more precisely as to the meaning of military commands. After explaining more motions than May could have mastered in a month, the General cried,— "Attention!" "I'm looking," said May. "Fall in," commanded the General. "What shall I fall into?" demanded May, not offering to rise. "Gay!" the General cried, dropping the military formality of a drill master and speaking as an annoyed relative, "I explained that to you only a moment ago! What do you think it means?" "That you want me to get up, I suppose," May replied, rising and assuming the soldier's position, with a smothered sigh. "Couldn't you put it in better form than that?" asked the General, patiently but reproachfully. "I don't know," said May, rather listlessly. "You were just telling me about 'fatigue' things—my answer was a 'fatigue' answer!" But although the General laughed, thinking May vastly diverting, he ignored her hint and began to instruct her in the mysteries of Present arms, Right shoulder arms, Order arms, Parade rest—and nobody knows what else, looking at the execution of her movements with the enthusiasm of a veteran. He seemed to be animated with the spirit of a dozen generals, and roared and thundered his commands as though he had been drilling a large squad instead of one weary little girl in borrowed uniform. They had just gone through for the sixth time, Left, reverse—an exceedingly tiresome position as all cadets know—when, without a word of warning to the General, May slipped to the ground and lay there in a motionless heap. "What is the matter? What is it?" cried the General. "Can't you speak, my boy?" May did not reply, and the General, now thoroughly alarmed, picked her up and bore her in his arms to Sarah. "What have you been doing to him?" Sarah demanded, as she took May in her arms. "I've been instructing him——" began the General. "You'd better instruct yourself!" Sarah interrupted, indignantly. "Drilling this poor boy till he faints! Phyllis, the smelling salts, and some water." When May recovered from her swoon the General asked,— "Why didn't you tell me you were tired?" "You said the good soldier obeyed without speaking," May said, with a wan smile. "I was trying to learn how." "Bless my heart, what a boy you are!" the General exclaimed, actually kissing the "boy's" cheek. "This shall not happen again; you shall have a fine light rifle for your own as soon as possible." "Oh, thank you, but I really don't care for one!" said May, secretly alarmed at the thought of having to harbor such a dangerous possession. "Is there anything else that you can think of that you would like to have?" questioned the General, anxiously, for he wanted to make amends for his late thoughtlessness. "Oh, yes!" cried May. "If I could have one of those big dolls with a phonograph inside—almost a human inside, talk and a laugh all there, I should be perfectly happy!" "A doll!" said the General, with a frown. "Yes, I know a girl that would like it!" May said quickly, fearing that she had betrayed herself. "A rifle will be a more appropriate gift," replied the General. He gave May some silver, however, that burned "I saw you buying a doll's bonnet," said Philip, disagreeably. "What a sissy! Bah, you make me tired!" "Are you sure you weren't born so?" May asked, good-humoredly. "I'll have that hat to pay you for insulting me!" cried Philip. He made a dash for the hat; May thrust out her foot suddenly and Philip measured his length in the dust. The boys shouted for more, but May, who was "no fighter," walked quickly away. "I'll be even with you, yet," Philip muttered angrily. But it might have been observed that he made no effort to overtake May. |