THE ADVENTURE OF THE KIND MR. SMITH Aristide Pujol started life on his own account as a chasseur in a Nice cafÉ—one of those luckless children tightly encased in bottle-green cloth by means of brass buttons, who earn a sketchy livelihood by enduring with cherubic smiles the continuous maledictions of the establishment. There he soothed his hours of servitude by dreams of vast ambitions. He would become the manager of a great hotel—not a contemptible hostelry where commercial travellers and seedy Germans were indifferently bedded, but one of those white palaces where milords (English) and millionaires (American) paid a thousand francs a night for a bedroom and five louis for a glass of beer. Now, in order to derive such profit from the Anglo-Saxon a knowledge of English was indispensable. He resolved to learn the language. How he did so, except by sheer effrontery, taking linguistic toll of frequenters of the cafÉ, would be a mystery to anyone unacquainted with Aristide. But One of these days, when I can pin my dragon-fly friend down to a plain, unvarnished autobiography, I may be able to trace some chronological sequence in the kaleidoscopic changes in his career. But hitherto, in his talks with me, he flits about from any one date to any other during a couple of decades, in a manner so confusing that for the present I abandon such an attempt. All I know of the date of the episode I am about to chronicle is that it occurred immediately after the termination of his engagement at the academy just mentioned. Somehow, Aristide’s history is a category of terminations. If the head mistress of the academy had herself played dragon at his classes, all would have gone well. He would have made his pupils conjugate irregular verbs, rendered them adepts in the The progress that academy made in a real grip of the French language was miraculous; but the knowledge it gained in French grammar and syntax was deplorable. A certain mid-term examination—the paper being set by a neighbouring vicar—produced awful results. The phrase, “How do you do, dear?” which ought, by all the rules of Stratford-atte-Bowe, to be translated by Comment vous portez-vous, ma chÈre? was rendered by most of the senior scholars Eh, ma vieille, ca boulotte? One innocent and anachronistic damsel, writing on the execution of Charles I., declared that he cracha dans le panier in 1649, thereby mystifying the good vicar, who was unaware that “to spit into the basket” is to be guillotined. This wealth of vocabulary was discounted by abject poverty in other branches of the language. No one could give a list of the words in “al” that took “s” in the plural, The sight that met her eyes petrified her. The class, including the governess, bubbled and gurgled and shrieked with laughter. M. Pujol, his bright eyes agleam with merriment and his arms moving in frantic gestures, danced about the platform. He was telling them a story—and when Aristide told a story, he told it with the eloquence of his entire frame. He bent himself double and threw out his hands. “Il Était saoÛl comme un porc,” he shouted. And then came the hush of death. The rest of the artless tale about the man as drunk as a pig was never told. The head mistress, indignant majesty, strode up the room. “M. Pujol, you have a strange way of giving French lessons.” “I believe, madame,” said he, with a polite bow, “in interesting my pupils in their studies.” “Pupils have to be taught, not interested,” said the head mistress. “Will you kindly put the class through some irregular verbs.” So for the remainder of the lesson Aristide, under the freezing eyes of the head mistress, put his We find him, then, one miserable December evening, standing on the arrival platform of Euston Station (the academy was near Manchester), an unwonted statue of dubiety. At his feet lay his meagre valise; in his hand was an enormous bouquet, a useful tribute of esteem from his disconsolate pupils; around him luggage-laden porters and passengers hurried; in front were drawn up the long line of cabs, their drivers’ waterproofs glistening with wet; and in his pocket rattled the few paltry coins that, for Heaven knew how long, were to keep him from starvation. Should he commit the extravagance of taking a cab or should he go forth, valise in hand, into the pouring rain? He hesitated. “SacrÉ mille cochons! Quel chien de climat!” he muttered. A smart footman standing by turned quickly and touched his hat. “Beg pardon, sir; I’m from Mr. Smith.” “I’m glad to hear it, my friend,” said Aristide. “You’re the French gentleman from Manchester?” “Decidedly,” said Aristide. image standing on the arrival platform of euston station “That’s very kind of him,” said Aristide. The footman picked up the valise and darted down the platform. Aristide followed. The footman held invitingly open the door of a cosy brougham. Aristide paused for the fraction of a second. Who was this hospitable Mr. Smith? “Bah!” said he to himself, “the best way of finding out is to go and see.” He entered the carriage, sank back luxuriously on the soft cushions, and inhaled the warm smell of leather. They started, and soon the pelting rain beat harmlessly against the windows. Aristide looked out at the streaming streets, and, hugging himself comfortably, thanked Providence and Mr. Smith. But who was Mr. Smith? Tiens, thought he, there were two little Miss Smiths at the academy; he had pitied them because they had chilblains, freckles, and perpetual colds in their heads; possibly this was their kind papa. But, after all, what did it matter whose papa he was? He was expecting him. He had sent the carriage for him. Evidently a well-bred and attentive person. And tiens! there was even a hot-water can on the floor of the brougham. “He thinks of everything, that man,” said Aristide. “I feel I am going to like him.” The carriage stopped at a house in Hampstead, “Mr. Smith hasn’t come back yet from the City, sir; but Miss Christabel is in the drawing-room.” “Ah!” said Aristide. “Please give me back my bouquet.” The maid showed him into the drawing-room. A pretty girl of three-and-twenty rose from a fender-stool and advanced smilingly to meet him. “Good afternoon, M. le Baron. I was wondering whether Thomas would spot you. I’m so glad he did. You see, neither father nor I could give him any description, for we had never seen you.” This fitted in with his theory. But why Baron? After all, why not? The English loved titles. “He seems to be an intelligent fellow, mademoiselle.” There was a span of silence. The girl looked at the bouquet, then at Aristide, who looked at the girl, then at the bouquet, then at the girl again. “Mademoiselle,” said he, “will you deign to accept these flowers as a token of my respectful homage?” Miss Christabel took the flowers and blushed prettily. She had dark hair and eyes and a “An Englishman would not have thought of that,” she said. Aristide smiled in his roguish way and raised a deprecating hand. “Oh, yes, he would. But he would not have had—what you call the cheek to do it.” Miss Christabel laughed merrily, invited him to a seat by the fire, and comforted him with tea and hot muffins. The frank charm of his girl-hostess captivated Aristide and drove from his mind the riddle of his adventure. Besides, think of the Arabian Nights’ enchantment of the change from his lonely and shabby bed-sitting-room in the Rusholme Road to this fragrant palace with princess and all to keep him company! He watched the firelight dancing through her hair, the dainty play of laughter over her face, and decided that the brougham had transported him to Bagdad instead of Hampstead. “You have the air of a veritable princess,” said he. “I once met a princess—at a charity bazaar—and she was a most matter-of-fact, businesslike person.” “Bah!” said Aristide. “A princess of a charity bazaar! I was talking of the princess in a fairytale. They are the only real ones.” “Englishmen, yes,” replied Aristide, “because they think over a compliment for a week, so that by the time they pay it, it is addled, like a bad egg. But we of Provence pay tribute to beauty straight out of our hearts. It is true. It is sincere. And what comes out of the heart is not ridiculous.” Again the girl coloured and laughed. “I’ve always heard that a Frenchman makes love to every woman he meets.” “Naturally,” said Aristide. “If they are pretty. What else are pretty women for? Otherwise they might as well be hideous.” “Oh!” said the girl, to whom this ProvenÇal point of view had not occurred. “So, if I make love to you, it is but your due.” “I wonder what my fiancÉ would say if he heard you?” “Your——?” “My fiancÉ! There’s his photograph on the table beside you. He is six foot one, and so jealous!” she laughed again. “The Turk!” cried Aristide, his swiftly-conceived romance crumbling into dust. Then he brightened up. “But when this six feet of muscle and egotism is absent, surely other poor mortals can glean a smile?” Aristide sighed. “And the name of this thrice-blessed mortal?” Miss Christabel told his name—one Harry Ralston—and not only his name, but, such was the peculiar, childlike charm of Aristide Pujol, also many other things about him. He was the Honourable Harry Ralston, the heir to a great brewery peerage, and very wealthy. He was a member of Parliament, and but for Parliamentary duties would have dined there that evening; but he was to come in later, as soon as he could leave the House. He also had a house in Hampshire, full of the most beautiful works of art. It was through their common hobby that her father and Harry had first made acquaintance. “We’re supposed to have a very fine collection here,” she said, with a motion of her hand. Aristide looked round the walls and saw them hung with pictures in gold frames. In those days he had not acquired an extensive culture. Besides, who having before him the firelight gleaming through Miss Christabel’s hair could waste his time over painted canvas? She noted his cursory glance. “I thought you were a connoisseur?” She blushed again; but this time she rose. “I must go and dress for dinner. Perhaps you would like to be shown your room?” He hung his head on one side. “Have I been too bold, mademoiselle?” “I don’t know,” she said. “You see, I’ve never met a Frenchman before.” “Then a world of undreamed-of homage is at your feet,” said he. A servant ushered him up broad, carpeted staircases into a bedroom such as he had never seen in his life before. It was all curtains and hangings and rugs and soft couches and satin quilts and dainty writing-tables and subdued lights, and a great fire glowed red and cheerful, and before it hung a clean shirt. His poor little toilet apparatus was laid on the dressing-table, and (with a tact which he did not appreciate, for he had, sad to tell, no dress-suit) the servant had spread his precious frock-coat and spare pair of trousers on the bed. On the pillow lay his night-shirt, neatly folded. “Evidently,” said Aristide, impressed by these preparations, “it is expected that I wash myself now and change my clothes, and that I sleep here for the night. And for all that the ravishing Miss Christabel is engaged to her honourable So Aristide attired himself in his best, which included a white tie and a pair of nearly new brown boots—a long task, as he found that his valise had been spirited away and its contents, including the white tie of ceremony (he had but one), hidden in unexpected drawers and wardrobes—and eventually went downstairs into the drawing-room. There he found Miss Christabel and, warming himself on the hearthrug, a bald-headed, beefy-faced Briton, with little pig’s eyes and a hearty manner, attired in a dinner-suit. “My dear fellow,” said this personage, with outstretched hand, “I’m delighted to have you here. I’ve heard so much about you; and my little girl has been singing your praises.” “Mademoiselle is too kind,” said Aristide. “You must take us as you find us,” said Mr. Smith. “We’re just ordinary folk, but I can give you a good bottle of wine and a good cigar—it’s only in England, you know, that you can get champagne fit to drink and cigars fit to smoke—and I can give you a glimpse of a modest English home. I believe you haven’t a word for it in French.” “Ma foi, no,” said Aristide, who had once or twice before heard this lunatic charge brought against his country. “In France the men all live in cafÉs, the children are all put out to nurse, and “England is the only place, isn’t it?” Mr. Smith declared, heartily. “I don’t say that Paris hasn’t its points. But after all—the Moulin Rouge and the Folies BergÈres and that sort of thing soon pall, you know—soon pall.” “Yet Paris has its serious side,” argued Aristide. “There is always the tomb of Napoleon.” “Papa will never take me to Paris,” sighed the girl. “You shall go there on your honeymoon,” said Mr. Smith. Dinner was announced. Aristide gave his arm to Miss Christabel, and proud not only of his partner, but also of his frock-coat, white tie, and shiny brown boots, strutted into the dining-room. The host sat at the end of the beautifully set table, his daughter on his right, Aristide on his left. The meal began gaily. The kind Mr. Smith was in the best of humours. “And how is our dear old friend, Jules Dancourt?” he asked. “Tiens!” said Aristide, to himself, “we have a dear friend Jules Dancourt. Wonderfully well,” he replied at a venture, “but he suffers terribly at times from the gout.” “So do I, confound it!” said Mr. Smith, drinking sherry. “Men cry, my dear, in France,” Mr. Smith explained. “They also kiss each other.” “Ah, mais c’est un beau pays, mademoiselle!” cried Aristide, and he began to talk of France and to draw pictures of his country which set the girl’s eyes dancing. After that he told some of the funny little stories which had brought him disaster at the academy. Mr. Smith, with jovial magnanimity, declared that he was the first Frenchman he had ever met with a sense of humour. “But I thought, Baron,” said he, “that you lived all your life shut up in that old chÂteau of yours?” “Tiens!” thought Aristide. “I am still a Baron, and I have an old chÂteau.” “Tell us about the chÂteau. Has it a fosse and a drawbridge and a Gothic chapel?” asked Miss Christabel. “Which one do you mean?” inquired Aristide, airily. “For I have two.” When relating to me this Arabian Nights’ adventure, he drew my special attention to his astuteness. His host’s eye quivered in a wink. “The one in Languedoc,” said he. Languedoc! Almost Pujol’s own country! With entire lack of morality, but with picturesque Miss Christabel shivered. “I should not like to eat frogs.” “They also eat snails,” said her father. “I have a snail farm,” said Aristide. “You never saw such interesting little animals. They are so image “ah! the pictures,” cried aristide, with a wide sweep of his arms “You’ve forgotten the pictures,” said Mr. Smith. “Ah! the pictures,” cried Aristide, with a wide sweep of his arms. “Galleries full of them. Raphael, Michael Angelo, Wiertz, Reynolds——” He paused, not in order to produce the effect of a dramatic aposiopesis, but because he could not for the moment remember other names of painters. “It is a truly historical chÂteau,” said he. “I should love to see it,” said the girl. Aristide threw out his arms across the table. “It is yours, mademoiselle, for your honeymoon,” said he. Dinner came to an end. Miss Christabel left the gentlemen to their wine, an excellent port whose English qualities were vaunted by the host. Aristide, full of food and drink and the mellow glories of the castle in Languedoc, and smoking an enormous cigar, felt at ease with all the world. He knew he should like the kind Mr. Smith, hospitable though somewhat insular man. He could stay with him for a week—or a month—why not a year? After coffee and liqueurs had been served Mr. Smith rose and switched on a powerful electric light at the end of the large room, showing a picture on an easel covered by a curtain. He beckoned to Aristide to join him and, drawing the curtain, disclosed the picture. It was a picture all grey skies and grey water and grey feathery trees, and a little man in the foreground wore a red cap. “It is beautiful, but indeed it is magnificent!” cried Aristide, always impressionable to things of beauty. “Genuine Corot, isn’t it?” “Without doubt,” said Aristide. His host poked him in the ribs. “I thought I’d astonish you. You wouldn’t believe Gottschalk could have done it. There it is—as large as life and twice as natural. If you or anyone else can tell it from a genuine Corot I’ll eat my hat. And all for eight pounds.” Aristide looked at the beefy face and caught a look of cunning in the little pig’s eyes. “Now are you satisfied?” asked Mr. Smith. “More than satisfied,” said Aristide, though what he was to be satisfied about passed, for the moment, his comprehension. “If it was a copy of an existing picture, you know—one might have understood it—that, of course, would be dangerous—but for a man to go and get bits out of various Corots and stick them together like this is miraculous. If it hadn’t been for a matter of business principle I’d have given the fellow eight guineas instead of pounds—hanged if I wouldn’t! He deserves it.” “And now that you’ve seen it with your own eyes, what do you think you might ask me for it? I suggested something between two and three thousand—shall we say three? You’re the owner, you know.” Again the process of rib-digging. “Came out of that historic chÂteau of yours. My eye! you’re a holy terror when you begin to talk. You almost persuaded me it was real.” “Tiens!” said Aristide to himself. “I don’t seem to have a chÂteau after all.” “Certainly three thousand,” said he, with a grave face. “That young man thinks he knows a lot, but he doesn’t,” said Mr. Smith. “Ah!” said Aristide, with singular laconicism. “Not a blooming thing,” continued his host. “But he’ll pay three thousand, which is the principal, isn’t it? He’s partner in the show, you know, Ralston, Wiggins, and Wix’s Brewery”—Aristide pricked up his ears—“and when his doddering old father dies he’ll be Lord Ranelagh and come into a million of money.” “Has he seen the picture?” asked Aristide. “Oh, yes. Regards it as a masterpiece. Didn’t Brauneberger tell you of the Lancret we planted on the American?” Mr. Smith rubbed hearty hands at the memory of the iniquity. “Same old game. Always easy. I have nothing to do with the “Good,” thought Aristide. “This is the same Honourable Harry, M.P., who is engaged to the ravishing Miss Christabel.” “I told him,” said Mr. Smith, “that it might come to three or four thousand. He jibbed a bit—so when I wrote to you I said two or three. But you might try him with three to begin with.” Aristide went back to the table and poured himself out a fresh glass of his kind host’s 1865 brandy and drank it off. “Exquisite, my dear fellow,” said he. “I’ve none finer in my historic chÂteau.” “Don’t suppose you have,” grinned the host, joining him. He slapped him on the back. “Well,” said he, with a shifty look in his little pig’s eyes, “let us talk business. What do you think would be your fair commission? You see, all the trouble and invention have been mine. What do you say to four hundred pounds?” “Five,” said Aristide, promptly. A sudden gleam came into the little pig’s eyes. “Done!” said Mr. Smith, who had imagined that the other would demand a thousand and was prepared to pay eight hundred. “Done!” said he again. “Please excuse me a moment,” said he, and went with the servant out of the room. Aristide, left alone, lighted another of his kind host’s fat cigars and threw himself into a great leathern arm-chair by the fire, and surrendered himself deliciously to the soothing charm of the moment. Now and then he laughed, finding a certain comicality in his position. And what a charming father-in-law, this kind Mr. Smith! His cheerful reflections were soon disturbed by the sudden irruption of his host and a grizzled, elderly, foxy-faced gentleman with a white moustache, wearing the ribbon of the Legion of Honour in the buttonhole of his overcoat. “Here, you!” cried the kind Mr. Smith, striding up to Aristide, with a very red face. “Will you have the kindness to tell me who the devil you are?” Aristide rose, and, putting his hands behind the tails of his frock-coat, stood smiling radiantly on the hearthrug. A wit much less alert than my irresponsible friend’s would have instantly appreciated the fact that the real Simon Pure had arrived on the scene. “I, my dear friend,” said he, “am the Baron de Je ne Sais Plus.” “And this gentleman here to whom I have not had the pleasure of being introduced?” asked Aristide, blandly. “I am M. Poiron, monsieur, the agent of Messrs. Brauneberger and Compagnie, art dealers, of the Rue Notre Dame des Petits Champs of Paris,” said the new-comer, with an air of defiance. “Ah, I thought you were the Baron,” said Aristide. “There’s no blooming Baron at all about it!” screamed Mr. Smith. “Are you Poiron, or is he?” “I would not have a name like Poiron for anything in the world,” said Aristide. “My name is Aristide Pujol, soldier of fortune, at your service.” “How the blazes did you get here?” “Your servant asked me if I was a French gentleman from Manchester. I was. He said that Mr. Smith had sent his carriage for me. I thought it hospitable of the kind Mr. Smith. I entered the carriage—et voilÀ!” “Then clear out of here this very minute,” said Mr. Smith, reaching forward his hand to the bell-push. Aristide checked his impulsive action. “Pardon me, dear host,” said he. “It is raining dogs and cats outside. I am very comfortable in “I’m shot if you do,” said the kind Mr. Smith, his face growing redder and uglier. “Now, will you go out, or will you be thrown out?” Aristide, who had no desire whatever to be ejected from this snug nest into the welter of the wet and friendless world, puffed at his cigar, and looked at his host with the irresistible drollery of his eyes. “You forget, mon cher ami,” said he, “that neither the beautiful Miss Christabel nor her affianced, the Honourable Harry, M.P., would care to know that the talented Gottschalk got only eight pounds, not even guineas, for painting that three-thousand-pound picture.” “So it’s blackmail, eh?” “Precisely,” said Aristide, “and I don’t blush at it.” “You infernal little blackguard!” “I seem to be in congenial company,” said Aristide. “I don’t think our friend M. Poiron has more scruples than he has right to the ribbon of the Legion of Honour which he is wearing.” “How much will you take to go out? I have a cheque-book handy.” Mr. Smith moved a few steps from the hearthrug. Aristide sat down in the arm-chair. An engaging, fantastic impudence was one of the charms of Aristide Pujol. “Stay in?” Mr. Smith grew apoplectic. “Yes,” said Aristide. “You can’t do without me. Your daughter and your servants know me as M. le Baron—by the way, what is my name? And where is my historic chÂteau in Languedoc?” “Mireilles,” said M. Poiron, who was sitting grim and taciturn on one of the dining-room chairs. “And the place is the same, near Montpellier.” “I like to meet an intelligent man,” said Aristide. “I should like to wring your infernal neck,” said the kind Mr. Smith. “But, by George, if we do let you in you’ll have to sign me a receipt implicating yourself up to the hilt. I’m not going to be put into the cart by you, you can bet your life.” “Anything you like,” said Aristide, “so long as we all swing together.” Now, when Aristide Pujol arrived at this point in his narrative I, his chronicler, who am nothing if not an eminently respectable, law-abiding Briton, took him warmly to task for his sheer absence of moral sense. His eyes, as they sometimes did, assumed a luminous pathos. image “i’ll take five hundred pounds,” said he, “to stay in” “My dear friend,” said he, “have you ever faced the world in a foreign country in December with no character and fifteen pounds five and Aristide, after much parleying, was finally admitted into the nefarious brotherhood. He was to retain his rank as the Baron de Mireilles, and play the part of the pecuniarily inconvenienced nobleman forced to sell some of his rare collection. Mr. Smith had heard of the Corot through their dear old common friend, Jules Dancourt of Rheims, had mentioned it alluringly to the Honourable Harry, had arranged for the Baron, who was visiting England, to bring it over and dispatch it to Mr. Smith’s house, and on his return from Manchester to pay a visit to Mr. Smith, so that he could meet the Honourable Harry in person. In whatever transaction ensued Mr. Smith, so far as his prospective son-in-law was concerned, was to be the purely disinterested friend. It was Aristide’s wit which invented a part for the supplanted M. Poiron. He should be the eminent Parisian expert who, chancing to be in London, had been telephoned for by the kind Mr. Smith. “It would not be wise for M. Poiron,” said Aristide, chuckling inwardly with puckish glee, “to stay here for the night—or for two or three days—or “Mais, pardon!” cried M. Poiron, who had been formally invited, and had arrived late solely because he had missed his train at Manchester, and come on by the next one. “I cannot go out into the wet, and I have no hotel to go to.” Aristide appealed to his host. “But he is unreasonable, cher ami. He must play his rÔle. M. Poiron has been telephoned for. He can’t possibly stay here. Surely five hundred pounds is worth one little night of discomfort? And there are a legion of hotels in London.” “Five hundred pounds!” exclaimed M. Poiron. “Qu’est-ce que vous chantez lÀ? I want more than five hundred pounds.” “Then you’re jolly well not going to get it,” cried Mr. Smith, in a rage. “And as for you”—he turned on Aristide—“I’ll wring your infernal neck yet.” “Calm yourself, calm yourself!” smiled Aristide, who was enjoying himself hugely. At this moment the door opened and Miss Christabel appeared. On seeing the decorated stranger she started with a little “Oh!” of surprise. “I beg your pardon.” Mr. Smith’s angry face wreathed itself in smiles. “This, my darling, is M. Poiron, the eminent M. Poiron bowed. Aristide advanced. “Mademoiselle, your appearance is like a mirage in a desert.” She smiled indulgently and turned to her father. “I’ve been wondering what had become of you. Harry has been here for the last half-hour.” “Bring him in, dear child, bring him in!” said Mr. Smith, with all the heartiness of the fine old English gentleman. “Our good friends are dying to meet him.” The girl flickered out of the room like a sunbeam (the phrase is Aristide’s), and the three precious rascals put their heads together in a hurried and earnest colloquy. Presently Miss Christabel returned, and with her came the Honourable Harry Ralston, a tall, soldierly fellow, with close-cropped fair curly hair and a fair moustache, and frank blue eyes that, even in Parliament, had seen no harm in his fellow-creatures. Aristide’s magical vision caught him wincing ever so little at Mr. Smith’s effusive greeting and overdone introductions. He shook Aristide warmly by the hand. “You have a beauty there, Baron, a perfect beauty,” said he, with the insane ingenuousness of youth. “I wonder how you can manage to part with it.” “Ma foi,” said Aristide, with his back against “You were saying, M. le Baron,” said M. Poiron of Paris, “that your respected grandfather bought this direct from Corot himself.” “A commission,” said Aristide. “My grandfather was a patron of Corot.” “Do you like it, dear?” asked the Honourable Harry. “Oh, yes!” replied the girl, fervently. “It is beautiful. I feel like Harry about it.” She turned to Aristide. “How can you part with it? Were you really in earnest when you said you would like me to come and see your collection?” “For me,” said Aristide, “it would be a visit of enchantment.” “You must take me, then,” she whispered to Harry. “The Baron has been telling us about his lovely old chÂteau.” “Will you come, monsieur?” asked Aristide. “Since I’m going to rob you of your picture,” said the young man, with smiling courtesy, “the least I can do is to pay you a visit of apology. Lovely!” said he, going up to the Corot. Aristide took Miss Christabel, now more bewitching than ever with the glow of young love in “But he is charming, your fiancÉ! He almost deserves his good fortune.” “Why almost?” she laughed, shyly. “It is not a man, but a demi-god, that would deserve you, mademoiselle.” M. Poiron’s harsh voice broke out. “You see, it is painted in the beginning of Corot’s later manner—it is 1864. There is the mystery which, when he was quite an old man, became a trick. If you were to put it up to auction at Christie’s it would fetch, I am sure, five thousand pounds.” “That’s more than I can afford to give,” said the young man, with a laugh. “Mr. Smith mentioned something between three and four thousand pounds. I don’t think I can go above three.” “I have nothing to do with it, my dear boy, nothing whatever,” said Mr. Smith, rubbing his hands. “You wanted a Corot. I said I thought I could put you on to one. It’s for the Baron here to mention his price. I retire now and for ever.” “Well, Baron?” said the young man, cheerfully. “What’s your idea?” Aristide came forward and resumed his place at the end of the table. The picture was in front of him beneath the strong electric light; on his left “I’ll not take three thousand pounds for it,” said Aristide. “A picture like that! Never!” “I assure you it would be a fair price,” said Poiron. “You mentioned that figure yourself only just now,” said Mr. Smith, with an ugly glitter in his little pig’s eyes. “I presume, gentlemen,” said Aristide, “that this picture is my own property.” He turned engagingly to his host. “Is it not, cher ami?” “Of course it is. Who said it wasn’t?” “And you, M. Poiron, acknowledge formally that it is mine,” he asked, in French. “Sans aucun doute.” “Eh bien,” said Aristide, throwing open his arms and gazing round sweetly. “I have changed my mind. I do not sell the picture at all.” “Not sell it? What the—what do you mean?” asked Mr. Smith, striving to mellow the gathering thunder on his brow. “I do not sell,” said Aristide. “Listen, my dear friends!” He was in the seventh heaven of happiness—the principal man, the star, taking the centre of the stage. “I have an announcement to make to you. I have fallen desperately in love with mademoiselle.” There was a general gasp. Mr. Smith looked at “My dear sir——” he began. “Pardon,” said Aristide, disarming him with the merry splendour of his glance. “I do not wish to take mademoiselle from you. My love is hopeless! I know it. But it will feed me to my dying day. In return for the joy of this hopeless passion I will not sell you the picture—I give it to you as a wedding present.” He stood, with the air of a hero, both arms extended towards the amazed pair of lovers. “I give it to you,” said he. “It is mine. I have no wish but for your happiness. In my ChÂteau de Mireilles there are a hundred others.” “This is madness!” said Mr. Smith, bursting with suppressed indignation, so that his bald head grew scarlet. “My dear fellow!” said Mr. Harry Ralston. “It is unheard-of generosity on your part. But we can’t accept it.” “Then,” said Aristide, advancing dramatically to the picture, “I take it under my arm, I put it in a hansom cab, and I go with it back to Languedoc.” Mr. Smith caught him by the wrist and dragged him out of the room. “Do you want the marriage of your daughter with the rich and Honourable Harry broken?” asked Aristide. “Oh, damn! Oh, damn! Oh, damn!” cried Mr. Smith, stamping about helplessly and half weeping. Aristide entered the dining-room and beamed on the company. “The kind Mr. Smith has consented. Mr. Honourable Harry and Miss Christabel, there is your Corot. And now, may I be permitted?” He rang the bell. A servant appeared. “Some champagne to drink to the health of the fiancÉs,” he cried. “Lots of champagne.” Mr. Smith looked at him almost admiringly. “By Jove!” he muttered. “You have got a nerve.” “VoilÀ!” said Aristide, when he had finished the story. “And did they accept the Corot?” I asked. “Of course. It is hanging now in the big house in Hampshire. I stayed with the kind Mr. Smith for six weeks,” he added, doubling himself up in his chair and hugging himself with mirth, “and we became very good friends. And I was at the wedding.” “Alas!” said Aristide. “The morning before the wedding I had a telegram—it was from my old father at Aigues-Mortes—to tell me that the historic ChÂteau de Mireilles, with my priceless collection of pictures, had been burned to the ground.” |