Minnie went one day with her parents to a neighboring town, to visit some friends. She had no sooner alighted from the carriage, than she heard the familiar sound of a parrot’s voice. “How do you do, miss?” cried the bird, arching its superb neck. “I am very well, thank you, “I’m sick, very sick.” The funny creature hung her head, and assumed a plaintive, whining tone. “Got a bad cough. Oh, dear!” (Coughing violently.) “I’m sick, very sick. Call the doctor.” “I’m glad you have a parrot,” the little girl said to her companion, who stood by laughing. “I have one too; I should ad “Yes, I should; but mother thinks one such noisy bird is more than she can endure. Father had Poll given to him when he was a little boy, and he says he couldn’t keep house without her. She is very old indeed, and is often sick, though now she is only making believe. Father will tell you how many years she has been in the family.” “Oh, I’ll get father, then, to tell you a funny one about Polly when he was a little boy. He knows all about parrots, because he once went to the country where they live.” At dinner, Minnie was introduced to the gentleman, whom she regarded with great interest, “Papa, will you please to tell Minnie about Poll finding out who stole the bacon?” Mr. Lee burst into a merry laugh, but presently said,— “I warn you it is a dangerous business. Our little daughter Mr. Monson gazed a moment into the sparkling countenance of the child, upon which her father’s remarks had caused the roses to deepen, and said, smilingly, “She does not look very savage. Any contribution I can make,” turning to the child, “to your stock of knowledge on your His bow was so profound and his smile so arch that the little girl could not help laughing as she thanked him, while Lizzie whispered, “Isn’t papa a funny man?” “Ask your friend to come into the library,” called out Mr. Monson, as they were leaving the dining hall. “Father, isn’t Poll sixty years “She has been in the family ninety years,” answered the gentleman, “and was then probably one or two years of age. It is astonishing how much she knows. Lizzie, run and open her cage, and bring her here.” “She is, indeed, a splendid bird,” remarked Mrs. Lee, gazing with delight at her richly-tinted plumage. “See, Minnie, how her “And look at her breast, mother; see those elegant red feathers!” “The parrot,” said Mr. Monson, “is an insulated bird. Its manners and general structure, and the mode of using its feet, as described by naturalists, are different from any other bird. Mr. Vigors, Mr. Swainson, and others, “In climbing, I presume you have noticed, she uses her hooked beak as well as her feet; and in feeding she rests on one foot, “Please, papa,” cried Lizzie, “to tell about these birds as you saw them in their own country.” “I suppose, Minnie,” continued the gentleman, “that you know “Yes, sir, I know that. Uncle Frank was going to bring me another parrot from South America, but mother thought one was enough.” “I quite agree with you,” said Mrs. Monson, enthusiastically, “I can scarcely be reconciled to the “They are confined to the warmer climates,” the gentleman went on, “and are most abundant in the tropics. I have seen a flock of them resting in a grove of trees, chattering and talking like a company of politicians at a caucus. They are indeed very noisy, keeping together in large “I think,” remarked Mrs. Lee, “they are the most intelligent of the feathered race.” “Yes, naturalists decidedly give them that character. Poll sometimes seems almost too human; and then they are so quick to learn. Did you know, Minnie, that a parrot is considered an article of delicacy for the table?” “Nor I; but among other rare and luxurious articles on the bill of fare, described by Ælian, as entering into the feasts of the Emperor Heliogabalus, are the combs of fowls, the tongues of peacocks and nightingales, the heads of parrots and thrushes; and it is reported that with the bodies of the two latter he fed his beasts of prey.” “Now, papa,” said Lizzie, “please tell her about Poll and the bacon.” “Yes, I mustn’t forget that. When I was a little boy, Minnie, my father kept a country store, where all manner of things were exposed for sale. On one counter, in the genteel part, were cambrics, calicoes, and even silks “Midway between these, a hook was driven into the beam, and there Poll used to hang as long ago as I can remember any thing. “It was the custom for the men of the village to gather together at the store, and talk pol “Among others who used to come there, was a man by the name of Brush. He was considered an inoffensive, well meaning man, with no force of character; but all supposed him “It was noticed, when this man got excited by the conversation, that he always left the circle round the stove, and walked back and forth through the store; and it was at such times that he contrived to cut large slices from the bacon, which he carefully concealed in “One evening he determined to watch, as, the day previous, a larger slice than usual had been taken, and he was hid behind a “‘Bacon! bacon! bacon!’ screamed Poll, at the top of her voice. “‘I’d wring your neck if I dared,’ murmured the man, glancing maliciously toward the bird; and then he walked back again to the fire. “After this, father watched the parrot, and found he made this cry only when Brush ap “The curious story of his detection by a parrot soon spread through the town, and for years Mr. Brush was called by the name of Bacon, while the bird received much attention and many compliments for her sagacity.” “O, yes! He witnessed the whole proceeding, and did his best to give warning at once; but his loud cries were not understood.” “Wasn’t he a good bird?” asked Lizzie. “Yes, indeed. I suppose it would be a good plan to hang a parrot in every store.” |