HE waits with Cupid at the wing— The transformation is ap- proaching;— She gives the god, poor little thing, Some final hints by way of "coaching." For soon the merry motley clown— Most purely practical of jokers— Will bring the pit and gallery down With petty larcenies and pokers. No Venus—anything but that. Could Fancy, howsoever flighty, Transform the mother of this brat To aught resembling Aphrodite? No Venus, but the daily sport Of common cares and vulgar trials; No monarch of a Paphian court— Her court is in the Seven Dials. She taught young Love to play the part— To bend the bow and aim the arrows Those arms will never pierce a heart. Unless it be a Cockney sparrow's. Alas, the Truthful never wooed The Beautiful to fashion Cupid: But, in some sympathetic mood, Perhaps the Ugly wooed the Stupid. Is Cupid nervous? Not a bit; Love seeks no mortal approbation. Stalls, boxes, gallery, and pit May hiss or cheer the transformation. Mamma looks anxious and afraid While parting with her young beginner, Whose little wages, weekly paid, Will pay her for a weekly dinner.
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