By Stephen Leacock
I. The Hohenzollerns in America
PREFACE
CHAPTER I On Board the S.S. America. Wednesday
CHAPTER II City New York. 2nd Avenue
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER IV
CHAPTER V
CHAPTER VI
II. With the Bolsheviks in Berlin
III. Afternoon Tea with the Sultan A Study of Reconstruction in Turkey
IV. Echoes of the War
1. The Boy Who Came Back
2. The War Sacrifices of Mr. Spugg
3. If Germany Had Won
4. War and Peace at the Galaxy Club
5. The War News as I Remember it
I THE CABLE NEWS FROM RUSSIA
II SAMPLE OF SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCE
III THE TECHNICAL WAR DESPATCHES
IV THE WAR PROPHECIES
V DIPLOMATIC REVELATIONS
VI A NEW GERMAN PEACE FORMULA
VII THE FINANCIAL NEWS
6. Some Just Complaints About the War
7. Some Startling Side Effects of the War
V. Other Impossibilities
1. The Art of Conversation I HOW TO INTRODUCE TWO PEOPLE TO ONE ANOTHER
Introduction to H.E. the Viceroy of India, K.C.B., K.C.S.I., S.O.S.
II HOW TO OPEN A CONVERSATION
2. Heroes and Heroines
3. The Discovery of America; Being Done into Moving Pictures and Out Again
4. Politics from Within
5. The Lost Illusions of Mr. Sims
6. Fetching the Doctor: From Recollections of Childhood in the Canadian Countryside
