CHAUDOREILLE, who had not yet received the two pieces of gold which the barber had promised him found himself in his usual penniless condition as he went one fine morning down the Rue des Petits Carreaux. He was just coming from the Saint-Germain fair, where he had not on this occasion found anybody disposed to receive a lesson in skittles, and he was going towards the Saint-Laurent fair, hoping that fortune would be somewhat more favorable to him in the latter haunt. Following his custom, Chaudoreille walked with his nose in the air, ogling from one side to the other; his left hand on his hip, and his right hand caressing his mustache. As he approached the boulevards he felt somebody pull gently at his mantle. The pusillanimous fellow started with fright, but on turning his head he perceived an old servant maid, and seeing he had nothing to fear he put his hand on his sword, and cried loudly,— "By jingo! I thought it was a man and I was going to demand his reason for touching me. The old woman put her finger on her mouth, and with a mysterious air, said,— "My mistress wishes to speak with you." "Your mistress," cried Chaudoreille, his features becoming cheerful, for he did not doubt that he had made a conquest, "oh, that's it, my good woman, I understand you. But is she young? is she rich? is she?—Never mind, it's all the same, lead me to her." "No, she can't receive you today, but be here tomorrow at dusk. I will come and look for you and will introduce you." "It's enough! I'll be here, I'll not fail, whether it rains or shines. One word, if you please, messenger of love. Can you not tell me where your mistress has seen me?" "In the street, I presume, since she was at her window. Tomorrow evening, monsieur; I can't stop any longer." "Go, Flore! go back to CytherÉe," said Chaudoreille, as the old woman went off, then he continued on his way, saying,— "It's an amorous adventure, I know;—this mystery and a rendezvous at dusk. She has seen me through the window. By jingo! I do well to look my best; a pretty man should always carry himself as if everybody was looking at him." He then walked along, looking so much in the air "Cursed idiot," cried the Auvergnat. "Wait, take that to teach you to look before you!" Saying these words the water-carrier calmly emptied his other bucket over Chaudoreille. The chevalier was drenched. In his fury he drew Rolande from the scabbard and advanced on the Auvergnat; but the water-carrier, without appearing at all dismayed by the falchion which his adversary flashed as he capered and jumped about like one possessed, took one of his buckets in each hand and tranquilly awaited the expected onset of the doughty knight, shouting in an aggravatingly jeering tone,— "Come on, you baked apple! come on stupid, that turnspit you term a sword doesn't frighten me in the least." Chaudoreille put Rolande in his scabbard again and then escaped by the boulevard, crying, "Watch," and followed by all the idlers, and these were not a few, of the neighborhood. The chevalier did not pause in his flight until he was positively sure there was no longer anybody behind him. He was then quite near the FossÉs Jaunes, which were excavated in the reign of Charles the Ninth, and which extended from the Porte Saint-Denis nearly to the Porte Saint-HonorÉ. These Chaudoreille was trembling, he was very cold; and he could not change at his house, for a reason that one may easily divine. Fortunately the weather was fine and the sun, while it gave little heat, shone on the promenade, established then along the wall of Paris. The chevalier saw no other means of drying himself than that of running for two or three hours in the sun, and he gave himself immediately to that exercise, looking much less in the air than formerly, and only answering some of his acquaintances, who asked him why he ran so quickly, by these words,— "It's a wager, don't stop me. I have put up a hundred pistoles that I would sweat some great drops." The chevalier's garments commenced to have more consistence and he stopped to take breath. "You have missed your vocation, my friend; you should have been a runner for some prince," said a man, who had stopped with two others, and seemed to take much pleasure in looking at Chaudoreille, while one of his companions, of an extraordinarily stout build, laughed at the top of his voice, and the third making comical gestures and extraordinary grimaces seemed to be trying to copy the features and the figure of the runner. "What do you say, monsieur," said the son of Gascony to the three individuals, who had stopped before him, "can't one run if he wants to, capededious!" "Oh, his accent renders him even more comical," said the fat man. "Look at him well, comrade, it's necessary to reproduce that face for us this evening. It will be worth its weight in gold." "I have it," responded the third. "Hang it! may I stifle if I don't copy it this evening, feature for feature." "Have you looked at me long enough," said Chaudoreille, ogling them from the back, because he did not feel enough courage to look them in the face. "What do you take me to be?" "Oh, hang it!" said Turlupin, to himself, for it was he who was walking with his two companions, Gros-Guillaume and Gautier-Garguille. "We Approaching Chaudoreille, who was reflecting on the grimace he should make, he commenced by striking Rolande's scabbard with the stick which he held in his hand, saying,— "What the devil do you call that, seigneur chevalier?" The chevalier became at one moment pale, red, and yellow. "These men are desirous of seeking a quarrel with me," said he to himself, looking around him to see if he could make his retreat. But already some passers-by had stopped and formed a circle; for, having recognized the three comedians who had been drawing crowds at the HÔtel de Bourgogne, they did not doubt they were going to play some farce with the personage whom they were surrounding. The sight of all these people calmed Chaudoreille's fear a little. "It is unlikely," said he to himself, "that they will let these three men kill me without rescuing me." He then endeavored to put a good face on the matter. Glancing at the crowd with what he meant to be a look of assurance, he exclaimed,— "I don't understand why these gentlemen molest me. I take everybody to witness that I have not insulted them." A general laugh was the only answer Chaudoreille received, which had the effect of increasing Chaudoreille was exasperated, he could bear no more and he drew Rolande. Turlupin advanced to the combat with his cane, and the chevalier, having eyed his adversary's weapon out of the corner of his eye, put himself on guard, crying,— "Look to it, guard yourself carefully; I ply a very strong blade." At the end of the third bout Turlupin feigned to be wounded; he fell, uttering a horrible groan, and making a frightful contortion. Gros-Guillaume threw himself down beside him, exclaiming,— "He is dead!" Chaudoreille was stunned and bewildered; he still held his sword in his hand and looked at everyone as if distracted. Gautier-Garguille took him by the arm and led him away, saying,— "Save yourself; you have killed the son of the King of Cochin-China." Chaudoreille listened no further; he went on his way, left Paris and darted across the fields and the marshes; the three hours he had spent in running in the sun had not strained his legs, he felt no fatigue; fear lent him wings, and he did not stop until he believed that he had escaped the pursuit of which he imagined himself to be the object. It may seem astonishing, perhaps, that the chevalier had not recognized, in the three men who had stopped him on the boulevard, the three comedians whose performances were then in great vogue, and who permitted themselves a thousand licenses that the Parisians authorized, and which delighted even the great noblemen. But when Chaudoreille had any money he passed the greater part of his time in gambling houses, and had been but rarely to the theatre called the HÔtel de Bourgogne; besides, Turlupin and Gautier-Garguille were so adept in the art of changing their physiognomies that it was difficult to recognize them unless one had often witnessed their performances. The fugitive had stopped to breathe for a moment, he looked timidly about him and recognized the locality; he was at the end of the Faubourg Saint-Antoine, near the VallÉe de FÉcamp, and he perceived about three hundred paces from him the Marquis de Villebelle's little house. Chaudoreille had fasted since the evening before, he was overcome with fatigue and believed himself menaced by the greatest dangers. In such Collecting his strength he turned towards the dwelling; he rang the bell, and Marcel opened the door almost immediately. "What, is it you?" said he in astonishment. "Did the marquis or M. Touquet send you here?" Before answering, Chaudoreille entered the garden, and closed the door after him. "But what the devil is the matter with you?" said Marcel. "What are you doing here?—and your face is in such a state, all in a cold sweat; one would believe, on my word, that you'd all the sergeants of Paris at your heels." "And you wouldn't be mistaken," said Chaudoreille, in a scarcely audible voice. "Why, what are you saying?" "That I'm pursued, or at least I shall be. That the greatest danger threatens me." "My God! What have you done?" "I've killed the son of the King of Cochin-China." "The son of Cochin-China?" "Why, yes, just now, not more than a few minutes ago, against the Fosses-Jaunes—near the Porte Saint-Denis—but it was in honorable combat, a duel with equal weapons; and Rolande laid him at my feet. Heavens, what a cry he uttered Marcel listened with his habitual good-humor; however, Chaudoreille's story appeared so extraordinary that he could not refrain from exclaiming,— "But, truly, can all that be possible?" "What, by jingo, you question its possibility,—my dear Marcel, it's absolutely true. You know me; you know that I'm a hot-headed fellow, a rake of honor. It's a habit I've formed, and what can you expect. I can't reform myself. But this time, at all events, it was not my fault. I was walking quietly along by the city wall; all of a sudden three men came before me and uttered some jokes which were very much out of place and offended me; I politely asked them to allow me to pass, but they still obstructed my way. I immediately drew my sword, the crowd surrounded us, one of my adversaries put himself on guard. I immediately rushed on him; the combat was terrible. My enemy fought desperately; but soon he fell at my feet, making frightful grimaces, and one of his companions told me I had killed the heir to the throne of Cochin-China." "And what the devil was the Prince of Cochin-China doing on the boulevards with two idiots who allowed him to fight with you?" "Faith, I didn't have time to get any information "I'm very sorry to say that I can't do it; I thought you'd been sent here by my master with orders for me; since that's not the case you must go, for he has expressly forbidden me to receive anybody here except those that are sent to me. M. de Villebelle will discharge me if, on arriving suddenly with some of his friends, he should find a stranger in the place." "Zounds! I'm not a stranger, since I've already served your master in his love affairs. My dear Marcel, you don't wish my death." "No, but I don't wish to lose my place." "You are alone here?" "Of course I am; but monseigneur may come when one is least expecting him." "He won't come today." "You don't know anything about it." "I beg your pardon; I know that his presence is commanded at court. I only ask shelter of you until tomorrow—but, Marcel, my life is in your hands." "Come, your fright is very ill-timed." "The Cochin-Chinas will be leagued against me." "Let them league themselves." "I've eaten nothing since yesterday." "I'm not to blame for that." "Marcel, will nothing move you; do you want me to throw myself at your feet? Well, behold me there. You are softening, you yield; I see tears in your eyes." "Well, only just till tomorrow; but hang it, if monseigneur should arrive this evening?" "I promise you I'll jump over the wall." Chaudoreille breathed more freely; and directed his steps towards the house. "Oh, delightful purlieus, how has my destiny changed since I quitted you," said the chevalier, drawing out his little silk handkerchief to dry his eyes. But on reaching the dining-room, which he recognized, his sadness appeared somewhat lessened. He was the first to seat himself at the table; he invited Marcel to go to the cellar, and did not give him a moment's rest until the supper was served; for it was then five o'clock, and in those days everybody dined at midday. "I'm not hungry yet," said Marcel, as he seated himself, "ordinarily I don't sup until eight o'clock." "Oh, never mind that, I can eat for both of us, and it needn't prevent our supping at eight o'clock; for I do not wish to make any change in your usual habits. O my friend, what a day's work; if you knew all that had happened to me. "Pshaw!" "Give me a wing of that fowl. Yes, my friend, a passion I inspired while watching the flight of some swallows—but—I am used to that. Pour me out something to drink. I'm sure she's a woman of high rank. She sent to me by one of her slaves, I think it was a mulatto, or she must take a devil of a lot of snuff, for her nose was the color of terra-cotta." "And when are you to meet?" "Tomorrow evening. But at present, can I think of it? This unfortunate duel has spoiled all my plans. They'll perhaps put me in the Bastile for five or six years." "Well, you are a fool." "Oh, do you think that anyone may kill the Prince of Cochin-China like a little shopkeeper of the Marais. My situation is alarming. Give me some pasty, I beg of you." "Did you satisfy yourself that your man was dead?" "If you had heard the cry he uttered as he fell, you would not doubt it yourself. It's a cursed day's work; that thief of a water-carrier brought this ill luck upon me!" "A water-carrier?" "Yes, one with whom I fought this morning." "Are you always fighting?" "Well, by jingo, I can't take twenty steps without fighting; the government should give me a pension to remain at home. What, another stroke of ill luck? Good God! it seems to me I hear a great deal of noise outside." "What does it matter to us, it's only some pages, lackeys, or students who are amusing themselves by fighting; oh, I'm accustomed to all that." "It's more likely they're coming to arrest me." "Nothing of the kind, I tell you." "Well, Marcel, you're very fortunate in not being a man of the sword." "A stick serves just as well to defend me; but I don't seek a quarrel with anyone." "You're very right; I envy your gentle urbanity. But I believe I hear nothing more. Give me something to drink. I feel calmer." "Have you done eating?" "Yes, I can now wait till supper. Marcel, it was here we wagered on the flies." "I remember it." "Will you take part in a game to pass the time?" "Much obliged; but I didn't like the game." "Oh, it wasn't that one I was about to propose; but I believe I happen to have some cards in my pocket. Come, a hand at piquet?" "No, I don't care to play." "Why, by jingo! it's only to pass a few hours; we shan't ruin ourselves; I haven't more than two pieces of gold about me; and when I shall have lost that, to the devil with me if I continue." Marcel yielded to Chaudoreille's solicitations, who immediately set out the table and drew a pack of cards from his pocket, looking at them tenderly as he placed them between himself and Marcel, saying,— "We'll play for a crown on each side." "It's too much." "Pooh! one lost, another gained; it's only between the pair of us." "Yes, but if one wins all." "Nonsense, we are equally good players." "But you haven't laid your money down." "I've told you I've nothing but gold, I'll change it when I've lost some hundreds." They commenced to play. Chaudoreille's face was animated, his eyes were shining, and seemed as if they would leave their orbits to look at his adversary's play. "These cards are not new," said Marcel, "they are all stained or marked." "That's because they've been so much used apparently. I leave it to you," said Chaudoreille, looking carefully at the backs of the cards which were at the bottom of the pack. "Hang it! you've made me a pretty present; there, these are the seven and the eight." Chaudoreille won the first game, then a second and a third, because, thanks to the marks he had made on the back of each card, he knew them as well by their backs as by their faces. "It's singular," said Marcel, "that I never win anything; you always have the best cards." "What would you have? It's chance, luck; but it will probably turn." The luck did not turn and Marcel's crowns passed into Chaudoreille's pocket. The chevalier was scarlet, trembling, and the veins on his forehead were swollen by the ardor of his play, when the bell at the garden gate rang violently. "Oh, the deuce! there's somebody," said Marcel. "I am lost!" cried Chaudoreille jumping on his chair, "it is somebody come to arrest me." He immediately rose and ran around the room, went through the first door he saw and disappeared, without listening to Marcel, who called to him,— "It's monseigneur; it's M. de Villebelle; keep still and I'll let you out without his seeing you." But Chaudoreille had disappeared and the bell continued to ring. Marcel was obliged to open the gate without knowing what had become of his guest. |