  IF yesterday would come to-morrow There wouldn’t hardly be no sorrow. For then we’d have another try At chances that we let go by. Instead of givin’ luck the blame We’d grab the good things when they came. We’d take the best and leave the worst If all the days came hind-end first. The fools that stand and wonder now Would know just when to act and how. If yesterday would come agen We’d not say “if” so often then. We’d turn the merry face to sorrow If yesterday would come to-morrow. By S. E. KISER Love Sonnets of an Office Boy WITH TWELVE PICTURES BY JOHN T. MCCUTCHEON ? “A joy forever.”—New York Sun. “Full of fun.”—Philadelphia Telegraph. “Irresistibly funny.”—Minneapolis Times. “All well done and exquisitely funny.”—The Journalist. “Its fun is fairly side-splitting.”—Indianapolis Sentinel. “If you have ever been a boy, read this book.”—Talent. “Pure humor and actual tenderness.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. “These sonnets will prove a source of delight to all people with a true sense of humor.”—Judge. “There is in each and every one of these sonnets a screamingly funny office-boy-like turn of phrase.”—New York Mail and Express. ? Price, 50 cents. ? FORBES & COMPANY, Publishers Box 664, CHICAGO By S. E. KISER Ballads of the Busy Days ONE hundred poems representing the best work of this well-known poet. Many of them are humorous, some have a delicate vein of pathos that makes a sure appeal to the heart, and all possess that charming human quality which has made Mr. Kiser’s verses widely popular. ? “Mr. Kiser’s work is too well known to need praise. He is a popular favorite.”—Minneapolis Times. “His many varieties of verse have made him a friend of every lover of poetry.”—Columbus Press. “Mr. Kiser has that rare original wit that can turn the most commonplace things to laughable account.”—Dallas News. “Few or none of the magazine poets excel Mr. Kiser in touching the chord of human sympathy.”—The Argonaut, San Francisco. ? Tastefully printed and bound in an artistic, decorated cover, 12mo, cloth, gilt top, 224 pages. Price, $1.25. ? FORBES & COMPANY, Publishers Box 664, CHICAGO Now in Thirtieth Thousand BEN KING’S VERSE If I Should Die To-Night If I should die to-night And you should come to my cold corpse and say, Weeping and heartsick o’er my lifeless clay— If I should die to-night And you should come in deepest grief and woe And say, “Here’s that ten dollars that I owe”— I might arise in my large white cravat And say, “What’s that?” If I should die to-night And you should come to my cold corpse and kneel, Clasping my bier to show the grief you feel— I say, if I should die to-night And you should come to me, and there and then Just even hint ’bout payin’ me that ten, I might arise the while; But I’d drop dead again. (From “Ben King’s Verse”) “‘Ben King’s Verse’ will be appreciated by all who enjoy good things.”—John Kendrick Bangs. “Ben King’s verses may be recommended to those suffering from melancholy.”—The Chicago Daily News. “Lovers of real poetry and of quaint, whimsical humor will treasure ‘Ben King’s Verse’ as a volume which can be read and re-read with pleasure, a companion for all moods and times.”—The Journalist (New York). Beautifully made. 292 pages. Price, $1.25. FORBES & COMPANY, Publishers Box 664, CHICAGO
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