  I THINK I’ll chuck this job and go and try To be a supe with her, and by and by Get speakin’ parts to play, and then—who knows?— Be leadin’ man, at last, and wear dude clo’s. I’d drink champagne whenever I was dry, And have a chance to travel up and down Around the country, seein’ every town, And after every act they’d call fer me; All week I’d only work two afternoons, And nearly everywhere I went I’d see My picture in the windows of saloons. I’d have a stage name that was grand to hear— I think I’d make it Reginald De Vere— Gee! Wouldn’t that loom up great on the bills? They’d never know they cheered fer Eddie Mills When I would get the signal to appear. I’d give her all the beautiful bouquets The girls would send to me at matinÉes, And when the show was over crowds would stand Outside to watch fer me and her and stare When we come out, and I would take her hand And lead her to our carriage, waitin’ there.
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