Contents
Herbert Kaufman
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The Clock that Had no Hands
1
The Cannon that Modernized Japan
7
The Tailor who Paid too Much
13
The Man who Retreats before His Defeat
19
The Dollar that Can't be Spent
25
The Pass of Thermopylae
31
The Perambulating Showcase
37
How Alexander Untied the Knot
43
If It Fits You, Wear this Cap
49
You Must Irrigate Your Neighborhood
55
Cato's Follow-up System
61
How to Write Retail Advertising Copy
67
The Difference between Amusing and Convincing
75
Some Don'ts when You Do Advertise
79
The Doctor whose Patients Hang On
85
The Horse that Drew the Load
91
The Cellar Hole and the Sewer Hole
97
The Neighborhood of Your Advertising
103
The Mistake of the Big Steak
109
The Omelette SoufflÉ
113
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