| CHAPTER | | PAGE |
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| PREFACE | vii |
| LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS | xiii |
| I. | HOW SPOOKING BEGAN IN YOZGAD | 1 |
| II. | HOW THE CAMP TURNED SPIRITUALIST | 9 |
| III. | HOW THE MEDIUMS WERE TESTED | 19 |
| IV. | OF THE EPISODE OF LOUISE, AND HOW IT WAS ALL DONE | 35 |
| V. | IN WHICH THE READER IS INTRODUCED TO THE PIMPLE | 46 |
| VI. | IN WHICH THE COOK APPEARS AND THE SPOOK FINDS A REVOLVER | 54 |
| VII. | OF THE CALOMEL MANIFESTATION AND HOW KIAZIM FELL INTO THE NET | 68 |
| VIII. | IN WHICH WE BECOME THOUGHT-READERS | 82 |
| IX. | HOW THE SPOOK WROTE A MAGIC LETTER AND ARRANGED OUR ARREST | 87 |
| X. | HOW WE WERE TRIED AND CONVICTED FOR TELEPATHY | 99 |
| XI. | IN WHICH WE ARE PUT ON PAROLE BY OUR COLONEL, AND GO TO PRISON | 109 |
| XII. | OF THE COMRADES WE HAD LEFT BEHIND AND HOW POSH CASTLE PLAYED THE RAVEN | 121 |
| XIII. | IN WHICH THE PIMPLE LEARNS HIS FUTURE LIES IN EGYPT | 132 |
| XIV. | WHICH INTRODUCES OOO AND TELLS WHY THE PIMPLE GOT HIS FACE SMACKED | 144 |
| XV. | IN WHICH THE SPOOK PUTS OUR COLONEL ON PAROLE IN HIS TURN, SAVES THE HUNT CLUB, AND WRITES A SPEECH | 155 |
| XVI. | HOW WE FELL INTO A TRANCE AND SAW THE FUTURE | 165 |
| XVII. | HOW THE SPOOK TOOK US TREASURE-HUNTING AND WE PHOTOGRAPHED THE TURKISH COMMANDANT | 173 |
| XVIII. | OF A “DREADFUL EXPLOSION” AND HOW OOO SOUGHT TO MURDER US | 185 |
| XIX. | OF THE FOUR POINT RECEIVER AND HOW WE PLANNED TO KIDNAP THE TURKISH STAFF AT YOZGAD | 199 |
| XX. | IN WHICH WE ARE FOILED BY A FRIEND | 215 |
| XXI. | IN WHICH WE DECIDE TO BECOME MAD AND THE SPOOK GETS US CERTIFICATES OF LUNACY | 222 |
| XXII. | HOW THE SPOOK CORRESPONDED WITH THE TURKISH WAR OFFICE AND GOT A REPLY | 234 |
| XXIII. | IN WHICH THE SPOOK PERSUADES MOÏSE TO VOLUNTEER FOR ACTIVE SERVICE | 239 |
| XXIV. | OF OUR MAD JOURNEY TO MARDEEN | 248 |
| XXV. | HOW WE HANGED OURSELVES | 257 |
| XXVI. | IN WHICH THE SPOOK CONVICTS MOÏSE OF THEFT, CONVERTS HIM TO HONESTY, AND PROMISES OMNIPOTENCE | 270 |
| XXVII. | OF THE FIRST DAY IN HAIDAR PASHA HOSPITAL AND THE PRELIMINARY EXAMINATION BY THE SPECIALISTS | 285 |
| XXVIII. | OF THE WASSERMANN TESTS AND HOW WE DECEIVED THE MEDICAL BOARD | 297 |
| XXIX. | OF HILL’S TERRIBLE MONTH IN GUMUSH SUYU HOSPITAL | 309 |
| XXX. | IN WHICH WE ARE REPATRIATED AS LUNATICS | 320 |
| POSTSCRIPT: WHAT THE PIMPLE THINKS OF IT ALL—THREE LETTERS | 336 |
| APPENDIX I | 343 |
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