“Celestina, what do you think this is?” Waving something that crackled in mid air.

“A piece of paper,” said Celestina from her place on the hearth.

“Paper!” scoffed Straws. “It’s that which Horace calls a handmaid, if you know how to use it; a mistress, if you do not––money! It is––success, the thing which wrecks more lives than cyclones, fires and floods! We were happy enough before this came, weren’t we, Celestina?”

The girl nodded her head, a look of deep anxiety in her eyes.

“Oh, why did the critics so damn the book it fairly leaped to popularity!” went on the bard. “Why did they advise me to learn a trade? to spoil no more reams of paper? To spoil reams of paper and get what––this little bit in return!”

“Is it so very much money?” asked Celestina.

“An enormous amount––one thousand dollars! 413 And the worst of it is, my publishers write there may be more to come.”

“Well,” said the child, after a long, thoughtful pause, “why don’t you give it away?”

“Hum! Your suggestion, my dear––”

“But, perhaps, no one would take it?” interrupted Celestina.

“Perhaps they wouldn’t!” agreed Straws, rubbing his hands. “So, under the circumstances, let us consider how we may cultivate some of the vices of the rich. It is a foregone conclusion, set down by the philosophers, that misery assails riches. The philosophers were never rich and therefore they know. Besides, they are unanimous on the subject. It only remains to make the best of it and cultivate the vanities of our class. Where shall I begin? ‘Riches betray man into arrogance,’ saith Addison. Therefore will I be arrogant; while you, my dear, shall be proud.”

“That will be lovely!” assented Celestina, as a matter of habit. She went to the bed and began smoothing the sheets deftly.

“My dear!” expostulated Straws. “You mustn’t do that.”

“Not make the bed!” she asked, in surprise.

“No.”

“Nor bring your charcoal?”

“No.”

“Nor wash your dishes?”

“Certainly not!”

Celestina dropped on the floor, a picture of misery.

“Too bad, isn’t it?” commented Straws. “But it can’t be helped, can it?”

“No,” she said, shaking her head, wofully; “it can’t be helped! But why––why did you publish it?”

“Just what the critics asked, my dear! Why? Who knows? Who can tell why the gods invented madness? But it’s done; for bad, or worse!”

“For bad, or worse!” she repeated, gazing wistfully toward the rumpled bed.

“If somebody tells you fine feathers don’t make fine birds, don’t believe him,” continued the poet. “It’s envy that speaks! But what do you suppose I have here?” Producing a slip of paper from his vest pocket. “No; it’s not another draft! An advertisement! Listen: ‘Mademoiselle de Castiglione’s select seminary. Young ladies instructed in the arts of the bon ton. Finesse, repose, literature! Fashions, etiquette, languages! P. S. Polkas a specialty!’ Celestina, your destiny lies at Mademoiselle de Castiglione’s. They will teach you to float into a drawing room––but you won’t forget the garret? They will instruct you how to sit on gilt chairs––you will think sometimes of the box, or the place by the hearth? You will become a mistress of the piano––‘By the Coral Strands I Wander,’ ‘The Sweet Young Bachelor’––but I trust you will not learn to despise altogether the attic pipe?”

“You mean,” said Celestina, slowly, her face expressing 415 bewilderment, “I must go away somewhere?”

Straws nodded. “That’s it; somewhere!”

The girl’s eyes flashed; her little hands clenched. “I won’t; I won’t!”

“Then that’s the end on’t!” retorted the bard. “I had bought you some new dresses, a trunk with your name on it, and had made arrangements with Mademoiselle de Castiglione (who had read ‘Straws’ Strophes’), but perhaps I could give the dresses away to some other little girl who will be glad to drink at the Pierian––I mean, the Castiglione––spring.”

Celestina’s eyes were an agony of jealousy; not that she was mercenary, or cared for the dresses, but that Straws should give them to another little girl. Her pride, however, held her in check and she drew herself up with composure.

“That would be nice––for the other little girl!” she said.

“The only difficulty is,” resumed Straws, “there isn’t any other little girl.”

At that, Celestina gave a glad cry and flew to him, throwing her arms around his neck.

“Oh, I will go anywhere you want!” she exclaimed.

“Get on your bonnet then––before you change your mind, my dear!”

“And aunt?” asked Celestina, lingering doubtfully on the threshold.

“Your aunt, as you call that shriveled-up shrew, 416 consented at once,” answered Straws. “Her parental heart was filled with thanksgiving at the prospect of one less mouth to fill. Go and say good-by, however, to the old harridan; I think she has a few conventional tears to shed. But do not let her prolong her grief inordinately, and meet me at the front door.”

A few moments later, Straws and the child, hand-in-hand, started on their way to the Castiglione temple of learning and culture. If Celestina appeared thoughtful, even sad, the poet was never so merry, and sought to entertain the abstracted girl with sparkling chit-chat about the people they met in the crowded streets. A striking little man was a composer of ability, whose operas, “Cosimo,” “Les Pontons de Cadiz,” and other works had been produced at the OpÉra Comique in Paris. He was now director of the French opera in New Orleans and had brought out the charming Mademoiselle Capriccioso and the sublime Signor Staccato. The lady by his side, a dark brunette with features that were still beautiful, was the nimble-footed Madame Feu-de-joie, whose shapely limbs and graceful motions had delighted two generations and were like to appeal to a third. Men who at twenty had thrown Feu-de-joie posies, now bald but young as ever, tossed her roses.

“I don’t like that lady,” said Celestina, emphatically, when the dancer had passed on, after petting her and kissing her on the cheek.

“Now, it’s curious,” commented the bard, “but your sex never did.”

“Do men like her?” asked the child, with premature penetration.

“They did; they do; they will!” answered Straws, epigrammatically.

“Do you like her?”

“Oh, that’s different! Poets, you know, are the exception to any rule.”

“Why?”

“Because––Really, my dear, you ask too many questions!”

Although Straws and Celestina had left the house early in the day, it was noon before they reached the attractive garden, wherein was sequestered the “select seminary.”

In this charming prison, whose walls were overrun with flowering vines, and whose cells were pretty vestal bowers, entered the bard and the young girl, to be met on the front porch by the wardeness herself, a mite of a woman, with wavy yellow hair, fine complexion and washed-out blue eyes. Sensitive almost to shyness, Mademoiselle de Castiglione appeared more adapted for the seclusion of the veil in the Ursuline Church than for the varied responsibilities of a young ladies’ institute. At the approach of the poet, she turned, looked startled, but finally came forward bravely.

“Oh, I’ve read it again, Mr. Straws!” she exclaimed, impetuously.

“What?” he returned, sternly, pausing at the foot of the steps.

“Your––your lovely Strophes!” she continued, timidly.

The bard frowned. “All great men profess to scowl at flattery,” thought Straws. “She will have but a poor opinion of me, if I do not appear an offended Hector!”

“Mademoiselle, I excessively dislike compliments,” he began aloud, but having gone thus far, his courage and lack of chivalry failed him in the presence of her dismay; he forgot his greatness, and hastened to add, with an ingratiating smile: “Except when delivered by such a charming person!”

“Oh, Mr. Straws!”

“This, Mademoiselle,” resumed the bard, “is the young girl I spoke about. Her mother,” he added in a low voice, “was a beautiful quadroon; her father”––here Straws mentioned a name. The wardeness flushed furiously. “Father died; always meant to make it right; didn’t; crime of good intentions! Virago of an aunt; regular termagant; hates the girl! Where was a home to be found for her? Where”––gazing around him––“save this––Eden? Where a mother––save in one whose heart is the tenderest?”

Diplomatic Straws! Impulsively the wardeness crossed to Celestina; her blue eyes beamed with sentiment and friendliness. “I will give her my personal attention,” she said. And then to the young girl: “We will be friends, won’t we?”

“Yes,” replied Celestina, slowly, after a moment’s 419 discreet hesitation. She was glad the other did not kiss her like Feu-de-joie.

“I always like,” said the wardeness, “to feel my little girls are all my little friends.”

“Mademoiselle,” exclaimed the bard, “I’ll––I’ll dedicate my next volume of poems to you!”

“Really, Mr. Straws!”

“For every kindness to her, you shall have a verse,” he further declared.

“Then your dedication would be as long as Homer!” she suddenly flashed out, her arm around the child.

Straws looked at her quickly. It was too bad of him! And that borrowed Don Juan smile! Nothing could excuse it.

Castiglione busied herself with Celestina’s ribbons. “Whoever did tie that bow-knot?” she observed.

“Good-by, Celestina,” said Straws.

Celestina put her arms gravely about his neck and he pressed his lips to her cheek. Then he strode quickly toward the gate. Just before passing out, he looked back. The wardeness had finished adjusting the ribbon and was contemplatively inspecting it. Celestina, as though unconscious of the attention, was gazing after the poet, and when he turned into the road, her glance continued to rest upon the gate.