THE VIRGIN RACE; OR, YORKSHIRE'S GLORY. [190]

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Being an account of a race lately run at Temple-Newsham Green; none being admitted to run but such as were virgins. The first that came to the Two Miles' Race end was to have a silver spoon; the second, a silver bodkin; the third, a silver thimble; and the fourth, nothing at all.

Tune "New Game at Cards."

You that do desire to hear
Of a virgin race run in York-shire,
Come and listen, I'le declare,
Such news before you ne'er did hear;
For, I think, since the world begun,
But seldom virgins races run.
Four virgins that supposed were
A race did run, I now declare;
Sure such a race was never seen,
As this at Temple Newsham Green;
In half shirts and drawers these maids did run,
But bonny Nan the race has won.
A silver spoon this Nan obtain'd;
The next a silver bodkin gain'd;
The third that was not quite so nimble,
Was to have a silver thimble;
And she that was the last of all,
Nothing unto her share did fall.
In drawers red Ann Clayton run,
And she it was the race that won;
Peg Hall, as I may tell to you,
Did run in drawers that were blew;
Honest Alice Hall that was the third,
Her drawers were white, upon my word.
A concourse great of people were,
For to behold these virgins there,
Who so well acted the man's part,
And love a man with all their heart;
But what means this, for well we know
Maids through the nation all do so.
Now let us come to bonny Nan,
Who won a race once of a man;
In Bassing-hall street he did dwell,
His name was Luke, 'tis known full well;
And let me now declare to you,
At something else she'l beat him too.
Let none the Yorkshire girls despise,
Who are so active now a days;
So brisk and nimble they do grow,
That few can match them, I do know;
Then let us stand up for Yorkshire,
Those country girls I love most dear.
A Yorkshire girl, who can outvie?
No city girls can them come nigh;
They've rosy blushes in their cheeks,
While city girls are green as leeks;
This with my fancy will agree,
A Yorkshire girl shall be for me.
Then here's a health to a Yorkshire girl,
For in mine eye she is a pearl,
Whose beauty doth so charm mine eye
That for her I would freely dye;
Her virtues do her face adorn,
And makes her look fresh as the morn.
Now to conclude, unto my friend
These lines I freely recommend,
Advising him above the rest,
To love a Yorkshire girl the best;
But let him use his skill, for I
Will love a Yorkshire girl until I dye.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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