IT WAS a British Linesman. His face was like a fist, His sleeve all stripes and chevrons from the elbow to the wrist. Said he to an American (with other words of his): "It's a big thing you are doing—do you know how big it is?" "I guess, Sir," that American inevitably drawled, "Big Bill's our proposition an' we're goin' for him bald. You guys may have him rattled, but I figure it's for us To slaughter, quarter, grill or bile, an' masticate the cuss." "I hope your teeth," the Linesman said, "are equal to your tongue— But that's the sort of carrion that's better when it's hung. Yet—the big thing you're doing I should like to make you see!" "Our stunt," said that young Yankee, "is to set the whole world free!" The Linesman used a venial verb (and other parts of speech): "That's just the way the papers talk and politicians preach! But apart from gastronomical designs upon the Hun— And the rather taller order—there's a big thing that you've done." "Why, say! The biggest thing on earth, to any cute onlooker, Is Old Man Bull and Uncle Sam aboard the same blamed hooker! One crew, one port, one speed ahead, steel-true twin-hearts within her: One ding-dong English-singin' race—a race without a winner!" The boy's a boyish mixture—half high-brow and half droll: So brave and naÏve and cock-a-hoop—so sure yet pure of soul! Behold him bright and beaming as the bride- groom after church— The Linesman looking wistful as a rival in the lurch! "I'd love to be as young as you—" he doesn't even swear— "Love to be joining up anew and spoiling for my share! But when your blood runs cold and old, and brain and bowels squirm, The only thing to ease you is some fresh blood in the firm. "When the war was young, and we were young, we felt the same as you: A few short months of glory—and we didn't care how few! French, British and Dominions, it took us all the same— Who knows but what the Hun himself enjoyed his dirty game! "We tumbled out of tradesmen's carts, we fell off office stools; Fathers forsook their families, boys ran away from schools; Mothers untied their apron-strings, lovers un- loosed their arms— All Europe was a wedding and the bells were war's alarms! "The chime had changed—You took a pull—the old wild peal rings on With the clamour and the glamour of a Genera- tion gone. Their fun—their fire—their hearts' desire—are born again in You!" "That the big thing we're doin'?" "It's as big as Man can do!"
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