Wretches that swear to affidavits upon all occasions, without knowing the contents, or the person they are exhibited against. Sheriffs officers, MERELY from their being SUCH, are excepted in the formation of all neighbourly communities. Aristotle and Elian relate, that a dog loses the faculty of barking when he opens; that he imitates the speech of a human being for the purpose of gaining admittance into their houses to devour them. The lady who occasionally officiates as wife, bawd, priestess, or any thing most convenient, often serenades him with a rehearsal of his elegy, insisting on’t he must be hanged. |
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