IN HOSPITALCopyright, 1909, by the author. A Wife. Wife: Tell me about the children. Husband: Oh, they are getting on—so, so. Wife: I know they will. Husband: But you should see them! (Turning toward her. She nods without speaking.) They're trying hard to be good, but it's a stiff pull for the little rascals. Well, I don't blame them. Freddie put me in quite a hole the other day. "What's the use of being good when mother's away?" he asked. (She smiles.) For the life of me I couldn't think of an answer. What would you say? Wife: I'd be as bad off as you were. Husband: But Robert wasn't. He had an answer. Wife: Just like Robert. Husband: I don't know what we should have done without Robert. He serves at the table. He answers the door and the telephone. He ties the baby's bib. How he thinks of everything I don't know. I—I'm so helpless. Why didn't you ever teach me to take charge of the house? Wife: Fancy teaching you anything you didn't want to learn. Husband (After a moment's deep silence): All the kiddies send you their love. Wife: Even Freddie? Husband: Oh, Freddie, to be sure. Guess you know about what he's doing. Upstairs and downstairs. Outdoors and in. Wife: I hope he won't get hurt. Husband: Trust him for that. But how do you keep him in aprons? They're all dirty already. Yesterday he got all scratched up trying to put Kitty to bed and make him say his prayers. He has fallen in the flour bin, put the telephone out of commission, pulled the table-cloth and dishes off the table. There isn't anything he hasn't done. Freddie will welcome you back with a dish-pan band, when you come home. Wife (Closing her eyes): Yes— Husband (Pretending not to notice, though it is clear that he does): Did I tell you about night before last? Wife: No. Husband: Well, that night he slept over at Cousin, Ruthie's house. All his nightgowns were dirty so Aunt Ella made him wear one of Ruthie's. But she had the Wife (Smiling): Little man. Does he ask for me much? Husband: Just this morning he said, "Pop, you tell mamma to come back quick or I'll elope with the ice man."... Well, they're good children. I don't think any one ever had better. And that's something, isn't it? Wife: That's everything. They make me very happy.... You know, dear, I have been doing a good deal of thinking since I came here. I've seen things very clearly, clearer than even at home. I think I've been able to tell why I've been so happy. You find out what's really worth while in a time like this, don't you? (Husband nods.) Wife: I won't say anything about you. You know. But the children. (She smiles.) Yes, I know why I've been happy. |