Some readers of these lectures have complained that it is often difficult to discriminate when they are serious and when they “attempt to be funny,” and have suggested that the attempts should be indicated clearly by a note, thus hand “this is a goak”!—and the remainder printed in red ink. While fully recognizing their difficulty and sympathizing with them, I am unable to entertain either proposal; the first is an American innovation utterly at variance with the conservative character of the work; and it is a fatal objection to the other that if whatever is important were picked out in red, many well-disposed children would at once rush to the natural—but highly erroneous—conclusion, that they had got hold of a Prayer Book. Another complaint, that my advice to Bumblepuppists is likely to lead them further astray is beside the question, even assuming—for the sake of this argument—such a thing to be possible; the point is whether I have described “the game” correctly, and I am prepared to stake my reputation as an experienced Bumblepuppy player, that I have done so without manifesting fear, favour, or affection.
FOOTNOTES:Definitions of Bumblepuppy. Bumblepuppy is persisting to play Whist, either in utter ignorance of all its known principles, or in defiance of them, or both. Hudibras has given another definition— “A lib’ral art that costs no pains Of study, industry, or brains.” “Bumblepuppy was played in low public houses.” “Here and there were Bumblepuppy grounds, a game in which the players rolled iron balls into holes marked with numbers.”—Chronicles of Newgate. From which I infer that in the good old times this game first drove its votaries to drinking, and then landed them in a felon’s cell. “We cannot all have genius, but we can all have attention; the absence of intelligence we cannot help, inattention is unpardonable.”—Westminster Papers. “Sit tibi terra levis!” “When you have a moderate hand yourself sacrifice it to your partner.”—Mathews. “With a bad hand lead that suit which is least likely to injure your partner. Do not, therefore, lead from four or five small cards.”—Major A. “A lead from a queen or knave and one small card is not objectionable if you have a miserably weak hand; your queen or knave may be valuable to your partner.”—Clay. “The rule of always leading from the longest, as distinct from the strongest suit, is a rule which, more frequently than any other, sacrifices a partner’s cards without any benefit to the leader, and is in direct opposition to the true principles of combination.”—Mogul. Even Cavendish, unless “generally” is synonymous with “always,” admits the expediency of occasionally leading a short suit; “the hand, however weak, must hold one suit of four cards, and this should generally be chosen.” With regard to the echo, I have no head for intricate mathematical calculations, and therefore am unable to tell you at about what trick everything would be ready, but speaking roughly, I should be afraid that for all practical purposes the hand would occasionally be over before the signaller and the echoer had completed their operations. In the “Art of Practical Whist” you are recommended to lead the lowest but two of six. (The advice of Punch to those about to marry is applicable here.) Mr. F. H. Lewis, in the Field, January, 1880, has propounded a scheme for sub-dividing the echo into categories, and it has recently been pointed out to me that by leading trumps in some irregular way—understood, I presume, by the inventor of the process—you can explain to your partner that you originally held four. “Is there anything whereof it may be said, see, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.” When all these improvements are in use, this is clear, the elect will return to that fine old practice known as “piping at whisk”; the rest of us to primÆval chaos. “They who in quarrels interpose, Must often wipe a bloody nose.” Unless my memory deceives me, in “The Whist Player,” by Col. Blyth, they are recommended to confine themselves to playing “Beggar my Neighbour” with their grandmothers;—as most of those ladies must in the ordinary course of nature have gone over to the majority, this would be hard on them—but they might adopt a middle course, and play that fascinating game with each other; they could pitch the cards about equally well, and would have more cards to pitch. I shall resume this topic at the close of this lecture. “Hope springs eternal in the human breast.” And you can hope anything you like, if you don’t mind the subsequent disappointment: First, he has to see it, and after you have got over that difficulty, if he only holds two small cards in that suit, and has a tenace in the other—according to my experience—he will lead his own. With king singly guarded in your suit, instead of being delighted to play it, wild horses are powerless to drag it from him. “If weak in trumps, keep guard on your adversary’s suits. If strong, throw away from them.”—Mathews. In “The Art of Practical Whist” also “strongest” is used without any qualification whatever, and here you only save two syllables; although the Commination Service is seldom read now—even if, like Royal Oak Day and Herr Von Joel, it should cease altogether to be retained by the Establishment—to make the blind man go out of his way would still be inexpedient, unless you make him go out of your own way as well, for you may cut him for a partner; if you have no respect for the blind, surely you have some regard for your pocket-money. “And yet he thinks what’s pious in The one, in th’ other is a sin.” “If the court cards and the ace of a suit are pipped according to their values, the knave would be eleven, the queen twelve, the king thirteen, and the ace fourteen; and everybody would see that the difference between the pips on any card and fourteen would show the number of cards in the suit of higher value than the card in question. “Thus, there are nine higher than the five, and seven higher than the seven. “They would see, also, that if they could place three, and three only, of those cards in any one player’s hand—as can be done when the fourth best is led—the number of higher cards not in his hand would be fourteen, less three, that is eleven less the pips.”—Mogul. “The mountain groaned in pangs of birth, Great expectation filled the earth, And lo, a mouse was born!” With the score three all, I have seen the original leader, holding ace, knave, nine, to five trumps, and the ten turned up—play a singleton, knock his partner’s king on the head, and then begin to signal, while the adversaries were making the next two tricks in that very suit: his partner ruffed the fourth, and with king and queen of the two unopened suits, led the queen of trumps, killed the king in the second hand, and the signaller then proceeded to wait about, and with all the remaining trumps on his right, eventually lost three by cards. I have seen another player of many years’ standing first lead a plain suit and then call; his partner echoed it, and they lost four by cards, and I have been told that some time after a table had broken up, and three of the party had left the house, one of the club servants, entering the card-room, found the fourth still sitting at the table, and continuing to signal. “We do not know whether anyone has ever kept a record of the number of tricks lost by Petering. During the past year in the Whist we have witnessed we feel confident that more tricks have been lost than won by this practice.”—Westminster Papers. After many years’ further experience I am quite of the same opinion. “They are always on the look out for it, and they spend more time and trouble about the signal than about all the rest of the play.”—Westminster Papers. “Always force the strong.”—Mathews. There used to be some difficulty in ascertaining which was the strong trump hand, but the signal has done away with that. “It is a sign of weak play if you first lead out your winning cards, and then lead trumps; it shows ignorance of the principles of the game. If it was advisable to lead trumps at all, it should be done before you led out your winning cards.”—Westminster Papers. These are noble sentiments! how any sane human being can imagine he has the right to tell me to destroy my hand and do for him—after he has drawn his own teeth—what he was afraid—before that operation—to do for himself, I have never been able to understand. (1) For the ordinary platitude, for which you will find good examples in Card Table Talk. (2) For the blatant absurdity; these are more difficult, for while modestly asserting your own individuality, you must at the same time guard against “Heating a furnace for your foe so hot, That you do singe yourself.” The following remark admirably fulfils both these conditions:— “For the matter of that,” said Colonel Quagg, “Rot!”—Sala. It should be addressed, kindly but firmly, to a point about eighteen inches above your partner’s head. I have called it Protean because it assumes so many different forms (being mainly based on results), and like the nigger’s little pig—runs about to such an extent that it is impossible to get a clear view of it. At bumblepuppy you had better waive this right altogether, for if under any circumstances you open your mouth, you will infallibly put your foot into it. Even here, the bumblepuppist is not consistent, for while constantly laying down the extraordinary law—in a very loud voice—that whist is silence, he considers the carrying out of that law much more incumbent on the rest of the table than himself. “The empty vessel makes the greatest sound.”—Shakespeare. “Talking over the hand after it has been played is not uncommonly called a bad habit and an annoyance, I am firmly persuaded it is one of the readiest ways of learning whist.”—Clay. “O dreary life!” we cry, “O dreary life!” And still the generation of the birds Sing through our sighing, and the flocks and herds Serenely live while we are keeping strife. “The education of the whist-player is peculiar. How he becomes a whist-player nobody knows. He never learns his alphabet or the catechism or anything that he ought to do. He appears full-grown, mushroom-like. He remembers someone blowing him up for doing something he ought not to have done, and somebody else blowing him up for doing something else, and he is blown up to the end of the chapter. This phase of being blown up is varied by grumbling sometimes aloud, sometimes sotto voce; so that the whist-player is reared on scolding and grumbling as other youngsters are reared on pap. Truly this is a happy life. Some men grumble on principle because it is a national privilege, and they avail themselves of the Englishman’s birthright.” “A sect whose chief devotion lies In odd perverse antipathies: In falling out with that or this, And finding somewhat still amiss, More peevish, cross, and splenetic Than dog distract, or monkey sick.”—Hudibras. “Some do it because they believe that if they grumble enough, it will bring them luck. Some do it in the hope that they will excite sympathy, and that their friends will feel for their ill-fortune, which, by-the-bye, whist-players never do. Some grumble to annoy their friends, and we are bound to say these succeed.”—Westminster Papers. “The croaking nuisance lurked in every nook; And the land stank—so numerous was the fry.”—Cowper. “Every time he can lead a lowest but one, no matter what the state of the game or the score, that lead he is sure to make, and we believe there are some neophytes who would lose their money with pleasure if they could only tell their partners afterwards that they had led the lowest but one.”—Westminster Papers. “If their ideas are not identical, it is rather difficult to find where one begins and the other ends.”—Westminster Papers. “I contend that there is no essential difference between modern and old-fashioned whist, i.e., between Hoyle and Cavendish, Mathews and J. C.”—Mogul. “Whist is more and more, and year by year, a game of brag, a game for gambling, a game in which we have to study the idiosyncrasies of the players as well as the cards themselves. 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