I thank you for the hickeydee,
The thingamabob you sent;
The trickamadoo's the very thing
On which my heart was bent.
The dofunny's style and color
Puts all dodads to shame;
The jiggermaree's the swellest thing
That ever bore that name.
Appreciation's most sincere,
But I'll no longer lie—
Pray be a sport and tell me quick:
What is the thing?—and why?