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Chapter I—On the Planet Mars | 7 |
Eternity Illustrated | 7 |
Lincoln’s Birthday on Planet Mars | 7 |
Aaron Hilliker Sings Old Song | 8 |
Biff Cook Makes a Speech | 9 |
Chapter II—Fourth of July on Planet Mars | 11 |
Colonel Crain Delivers Address | 12 |
Chapter III—Dixie Day on Planet Mars | 16 |
Chapter IV—Chicago Takes a Hand | 21 |
Al Baker’s Speech | 21 |
Chapter V—Peter Rowe’s Prohibition Speech | 25 |
Chapter VI—California Elects a President | 29 |
Chapter VII—Echoes From Gotham | 33 |
Chapter VIII—The Planet Mars Enjoys a Telegraphers’ Tournament | 37 |
Chapter IX—Washington’s Birthday Celebration on Planet Mars | 41 |
Chapter X—Some Splendid Telegraphing | 45 |
Chapter XI—Cleveland Day on Planet Mars | 48 |
Chapter XII—Planet Mars Entertains Railroad Telegraph Superintendents | 52 |
Chapter XIII—Charles A. Tinker Arrives on Planet Mars | 55 |
Chapter XIV—Tom Edison’s Inventions Applauded on Planet Mars | 59 |
Chapter XV—Debut of Henry Ward Beecher on Planet Mars | 62 |
Ernest Emery Heard From | 63 |
P. V. De Graw Speaks | 65 |
Chapter XVI—The Magnetic and Morse Clubs Entertain | 66 |
Chapter XVII—Our Canadian Brothers on Planet Mars | 69 |
Chapter XVIII—Relief Expedition From Planet Mars | 71 |
Chapter XIX—Pennsylvania Day on Planet Mars | 75 |
Chapter XX—The Journey to Jupiter | 78 |
Adam Sends “73” to His Posterity | 79 |