Snow and Sleigh Bells—“Brooks of Sheffield”—In the Boston Suburbs—Smokeless Coal—At the Somerset Club—Miss Ellen Terry and the Papyrus—A Ladies’ Night—Club Literature—Curious Minutes—“Greeting to Ellen Terry”—St. Botolph—Oliver Wendell Holmes and Charles the First—“Good-by and a Merry Christmas.” I.“A transformation scene, indeed!” said Irving. “Yesterday, autumn winds, bright streets, a rattle of traffic—to-day, snow and sleigh-bells—yesterday, wheels—to-day, runners, as they call the enormous skating-irons upon which they appear to have placed every vehicle in the city. I have just returned from rehearsal, and find everybody sleighing. The omnibuses are sleighs—the grocer’s cart is a sleigh—the express-wagons are sleighs; it is a city of sleighs! The snow began to fall in earnest yesterday. Last night it must have been a foot deep. It would have ruined the business at a London theatre. Here it made no difference. We had a splendid house.” “As I walked to my hotel at midnight,” I replied, “snow-ploughs were in the streets clearing the roads and scouring the car-tracks. Boston tackles the snow in earnest. The trees on the Common were a marvel of beauty. They looked like an orchard of the Hesperides, all in blossom, and the electric lamps added to the fairy-like beauty of the scene.” “A lovely city. Shall we take a sleigh-ride?” “‘Why, certainly,’ as they say in ‘The Colonel,’ but rarely in America.” Irving rings for his colored attendant. He has discovered that his surname is Brooks, and takes a curious pleasure in addressing him as Brooks, sometimes as “Brooks, of Sheffield!” “Order me a sleigh, Brooks!” “Yes, sah,” says Brooks, grinning. “Two horses, Brooks!” “Yes, sah,” says the attendant, preparing to go, not hurriedly, for who ever saw a colored gentleman (they are all colored gentlemen) in a hurry? “And take my rugs down!” “Yes, sah,” he says, marching slowly into the next room for the rugs. “And, Brooks—” “Yes, sah.” “Would you like to go to the theatre one night?” “Berry much, sah—yes, sah.” “What play would you like to see?” “Hamlet, sah!” “Hamlet! Very good. Is there a Mrs. Brooks?” “‘Deed there is, sah,” answers the darkey, grinning from ear to ear. “And some little Brookses—of Sheffield?” “Yes, sah; not ob Sheffield, ob Boston.” “That’s all right. Mr. Stoker shall give all of you seats. See if he is in the hotel.” “Yes, sah.” As he stalks to the door Stoker comes bounding Brooks picks himself up with dignity. Stoker assures his chief that there is not a seat in the house for anybody. “Then buy some for Brooks,” says Irving. “Where?” asks Stoker, in amazement. “Anywhere,” says Irving, adding, with a significant glance at me,—“from the speculators.” “Oh, very well, if you wish it,” says Stoker. “And, Brooks”— “Yes, sah.” “Anybody else in the hotel like to go?” “Oh, yes, indeed, sah!” says Brooks—“de cook, sah.” “And what play would the cook like to see?” “Hamlet, sah.” “You’ve been paid to say this!” says Irving, quoting from Louis. “Who bade you do it?” But this was only whispered in a humorous “aside” for me, who know how much he likes Hamlet, and how much he likes other people to like Hamlet. At the door of the Brunswick we find a sleigh, pair of horses, smart-looking driver, a heap of rugs and furs, under which we ensconce ourselves. The weather is bitterly cold, the sky blue; the windows of the houses in the fine streets of the Back Bay district flash icily; the air is sharp, and the sleigh-bells ring out aggressively as the horses go away. The snow is too deep for rapid sleighing; there has been no time for it to solidify. It is white and pure as it has fallen, and when we get out into the suburbs “Very pretty, these villas; nearly all wood,—do you notice?—very comfortable, I am sure; lined with brick, I am told, some of them. Nearly all have balconies or verandas; and there are trees and gardens everywhere,—must be lovely in summer; good enough now, for that matter. One thing makes them look a trifle lonely,—no smoke coming from the chimneys. They burn anthracite coal,—good for this atmosphere,—excellent and clean; but how a bit of blue smoke curling up among the trees finishes and gives poetry to a landscape,—suggests home and cosey firesides, eh?” “Yes. New York owes some of its clear atmosphere to its smokeless coal.” “What a pity we don’t have it in London! Only fancy a smokeless London,—what a lovely city!” “It may come about one day, either by the adoption of smokeless coal or the interposition of the electrician. Last summer I spent some time in the Swansea Valley, England, not far from Craig-y-nos, the British “What a blessing it would be if London were to use nothing else!” Through Cambridge, so intimately associated with Longfellow, past its famous colleges, we skirted Brookline, and returned to our head-quarters in Clarendon street, meeting on the way many stylish sleighs and gay driving-parties. On another day Irving took luncheon with a little party of undergraduates in Common hall, was received by the President of the college, inspected the gymnasium, saw the theatre, and had long talks with several of the professors. Perhaps from a literary and artistic stand-point the most interesting social event among the many entertainments given to Irving was a dinner given by Mr. Charles Fairchild and Mr. James R. Osgood, at the Somerset Club. The company included Messrs. T. B. Aldrich, A. V. S. Anthony, Francis Bartlett, William Bliss, George Baty Blake, S. L. Clemens (“Mark Twain”), T. L. Higginson, W. D. Howells, Laurence Hutton, W. M. Laffan, Francis A. Walker, George E. Waring, and William Warren. After dinner the Driving homewards along the Common, Irving said, “By gas-light, and in the snow, is not this a little like the Green park, with, yonder, the clock-tower of the Houses of Parliament?” “Do you wish it were?” “I wouldn’t mind it for an hour or two, eh? Although one really sometimes hardly feels that one is out of London.” II.“Ladies’ Night.—The Papyrus Club request the pleasure of the company of Miss Ellen Terry at the Revere House, December 15th, at six o’clock. Boston, 1883. Please reply to J. T. Wheelwright, 39 Court street.” Thus ran the invitation, which was adorned with a miniature view of the Pyramids in a decorative setting of the reed that is familiar to travellers in the Nile valley. Miss Terry concluded to accept, and I had the honor of being her escort. The handsome rooms of the Revere House that were devoted to the service of the club on this occasion were crowded with ladies and The dinner was a dainty repast (one of the special dishes was a “baked English turbot with brown sauce.”) The details of it were printed upon a photographic card which represented the loving-cup, punch-bowl, Papyrus’ manuscripts, gavel, pen and ink, and treasure-box of the institution. During dinner Miss Terry was called upon to sign scores of the menu cards with her autograph. Upon many of them she scribbled poetic couplets, Shakespearian and otherwise, and on others quaint, appropriate lines of her own. She captivated the women, all of them. It is easier for a clever woman to excite the admiration of her sex in America than in England. A woman who adorns and lifts the feminine intellect into notice in America excites the admiration rather than the jealousy of her sisters. American women seem to make a higher After dinner the President expressed, in quaint terms, the club’s welcome of its guests, and the Secretary read the following official and authorized REPORT OF THE LAST MEETING. Scene.—The Banqueting Hall of the Papyrus Club. The members, reclining in the Roman fashion, sip the cool Falernian from richly-chased paterÆ, while the noiseless attendants remove the wild Etrusian boar (the only one in the club). The President raps sharply upon the table with his gavel. Spurius Lartius (a provincial guest from a hamlet called New York).—Truly, Marcenas, the ruler of the feast is a goodly youth; a barbarian by his golden beard, I ween. Marcenas (a literary member of the club, who derives his income, in whole or in part, from the fact that his father is working.)—“Non Anglus sed Angelus.” Perhaps, some day. But, mark, he is calling upon a player for a speech, one of a strolling band which hath of late amused the town. Spurius Lartius.—Me herculi. ‘Tis Wyndham. I have seen him oft in Terence’s comedy, “Pink Dominoes.” Wyndham arises, pulls down his tunic, and makes a neat speech. (Cheers and applause.) The President.—Gentlemen, we have among us to-night The Prophet arises, takes a stone tablet from his waistcoat-pocket, and reads The Gospel according to St. Benjamin. Chapter xiv. 1. And lo! it was the fall of the year, and the greatest fall was that of Benjamin. 2. And his lyre was hushed. 3. Yet he stretched his hand out unto the people and cried, “Lo, I like this! I would rather be put under the people, having the suffrages of a hundred and fifty thousand, than be put over them with the suffrages of a hundred and thirty-five thousand.” 4. And the people smote their knees and laughed, and cried “If thou likest it, Benjamin, so we do, also. Go to, and write a Thanksgiving proclamation.” 5. And he did. (The stone tablet falls upon a finger-bowl with a crash, and the club votes that the Chronicles be printed at the Prophets expense.) Spurius Lartius.—But who is this man, that arises with flashing eye and curling lip? Mayhap he is a Kelt. Marcenas.—He is a Kelt, from Keltville, and a poet to boot. The Poet arises and reads A BUNCH OF ROSES. Sweet rose! In thee the summer bides; Red rose! Unto her sweetly speak, Spurius Lartius.—I should imagine the rose to be a waiter, from the instruction to “breathe in her shell-like ear.” Poet.—A moment. There is a third stanza to this poem, written on receiving the florist’s bill:— Great Scott! List to my heart’s dull thud! The President.—And now the gentleman at the end of the long table will tell one of his inimitable anecdotes. The Gentleman at the End of the Long Table.—Trade is so dull now that the anecdote market is overstocked. The bon-mot and jest mills are rolling up their products; but middlemen are cautious, and consumers wary. The stock of last year’s “chestnuts” The Fable of the Inquisitive old Broker and the Queer Bundle. An inquisitive old broker noticed a queer bundle upon the lap of a man sitting opposite him in the horse-car. He looked at the bundle, in wonder as to what it might contain, for some minutes; finally, overmastered by curiosity, he inquired:— “Excuse me, sir; but would you mind telling me what is in that extraordinary bundle?” “Certainly; a mongoose,” replied the man, who was reading “Don’t,” and learning how to be a real, true gentleman. “Ah, indeed!” ejaculated the broker, with unslacked curiosity.... “But what is a mongoose, pray?” “Something to kill snakes with.” “But why do you wish to kill snakes with a mongoose?” asked the broker. “My brother has the delirum tremens and sees snakes all the time. I am going to fix ‘em.” “But, my dear sir, the snakes which your brother sees in his delirium are not real snakes, but the figments of his diseased imagination,—not real snakes, sir!” “Well! this is not a real mongoose.”—Moral. Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies. Spurius Lartius.—I always liked that story. My father used to tell it. Marcenas.—Hush, Spurius; the club Vers de sociÉtÉ writer is about to favor us. The Club Vers de SociÉtÉ Writer.—I have, in my pocket, some dainty verses. I have long written rondeaux, triolets, and pantouns. I have, however, lately invented two new metres. The first is called a “cabriolet,” and the other is a combination of a pantoun and a triolet, called a pantalet. I will read them to you if you will be very, very still, for they are as delicate as porcelain:— A BRITON’S WAIL IN NEW YORK CITY. (A Cabriolet.) I hired me a hack, “PELLUCID HER EYE.” (A Pantalet.) But, oh! I was dry, Ah, pellucid her eye! This report having been voted correct, and ordered to be inscribed on the minutes, Mr. Howard M. Ticknor then recited, with excellent elocutionary point, the following “Greeting to Ellen Terry”:— “Honor,” said Cassius, “is my story’s theme.” For some, how safe, how permanent, how sure! But he who is himself artist and art, Then, as he passes beyond the mortal ken, How many chords of happiness or woe, Present alone is hers—alone is ours, III.Irving, who could not be present at the Papyrus Club (it was one of Miss Terry’s “off nights,” when either “The Bells” or “Louis XI.” was performed), Ladies and Gentlemen,—I have the privilege of thanking you, for myself, and in behalf of my comrades, and especially in behalf of my gifted sister, Miss Ellen Terry, for the way in which you have received our tragedy, comedy, and melodrama. In coming to this country I have often said that I felt I was coming among friends; and I have had abundant and most touching proof that I was right. This I have never felt more truly than in your historic city of New England, which seems a veritable bit of old England. In this theatre we have been on classic ground, and if we have, while upon these boards, accomplished anything tending, in your opinion, to the advancement of a great art, in which we are all deeply interested, we are more than repaid and more than content. It affords me great pleasure to tell you that, if all be well, we shall return to Boston in March, when I hope to present, for the first time on our tour, “Much Ado About Nothing.” And now, ladies and gentlemen, in the names of one and all, I gratefully thank you, and respectfully wish you “Good-by, and a Merry Christmas.” |