Antwerp—if you are not tired of Exhibitions.

Boulogne—if you don't mind the mud of the port.

Cologne—if you are not particular about the comfort of your nose.

Dieppe—if you like bathing in the foreign fashion.

Etretat—if solitude has commanding charms.

Florence—if you are partial to 100° in the shade.

Genoa—if you have no objection to mosquitoes.

Heidelberg—if you are not tired of the everlasting castle.

Interlaken—if the Jungfrau has the advantage of novelty.

Java—if you wish to eat its jelly on the spot.

Kandahar—if you are not afraid of Afghan treachery.

Lyons—if you are fond of riots and Émeutes.

Marseilles—if you are determined to do the ChÂteau D'If.

Naples—if you are anxious to perform an ante mortem duty.

Ouchy—if you like it better than Lausanne.

Paris—if you have not been there for at least a fortnight.

Quebec—if you are qualifying for admission to a lunatic asylum.

Rome—if you have never had the local fever and want to try it.

Strasbourg—if you are hard up for an appropriate destination.

Turin—if it is the only town you have not seen in Italy.

Uig—if you affect the Isle of Skye in a thunderstorm.

Venice—if you scorn stings and evil odours.

Wiesbaden—if you can enjoy scenery minus gambling.

Yokohama—if you are willing to risk assault and battery.

Zurich—if you can think of no other place to visit.

N.B.—The above places are where to go on the keep-moving-tourist plan. But when you want to know "Where to stay,"—we reply, "At Home."