Antwerp.—Too many pictures.

Boulogne.—Too many English.

Calais.—Barred by the Channel passage.

Dieppe.—Journey there literally a "toss-up."

Ems.—In the sere and yellow leaf.

Florence.—Paintings anticipated by photography.

Geneva.—Can get watches nowadays elsewhere.

Heidelberg.—Castle too "personally conducted."

Interlaken.—Jungfrau monotonous.

Jerusalem.—Looks better on paper.

Kissingen.—Fallen off since Sheridan's days.

Lucerne.—Lion in stone too irritating.

Madrid.—Bull-fights can be supplied by biograph.

Naples.—No longer an ante mortem necessity.

Paris.—Used up.

Quebec.—After the Jubilee, too Colonial.

Rouen.—Preliminary journey impossible.

Saumur.—Not to be tempted by the vintage.

Turin.—Out of date more than a quarter of a century.

Utrecht.—Nothing, with or without its velvet.

Wiesbaden.—For ages superseded by Monte Carlo.

Xeres.—Can get sherry without going there.

Yokohama.—Products purchasable at the stores.

Zurich.—"Fair waters" disappointing.