MY SEASON TICKET

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Ever against my breast,

Safe in my pocket pressed,

Ready at my behest,

Daintily pretty

Gilt-printed piece of leather,

Though fair or foul the weather,

Daily we go together

Up to the City.

Yet, as I ride at ease,

Papers strewn on my knees,

And I hear "Seasons, please!"

Shouted in warning:

Pockets I search in vain

All through and through again;

"Pray do not stop the train—

Lost it this morning.

No, I have not a card,

Nor can I pay you, guard—

Truly my lot is hard,

This is the reason,

Now I recall to mind

Changing my clothes, I find

I left them all behind,—

Money, cards, 'season.'"


Motto for the South-Eastern Company's Refreshment Rooms.—"O Swallow, Swallow, flying, flying south!"


AN INQUIRING MIND

AN INQUIRING MIND

"Is this our train, aunty?"

"No, dear."

"Whose train is it?"


Railway Administration

["An 'Imperial Railway Administration' is now a part of Chinese bureaucracy."—Daily Paper.]

If China is to have railways, of course the dragon must enter into the design of the locomotives, &c., as above.


MASHONALAND RAILWAY

MASHONALAND RAILWAY

["Sir Charles Metcalfe, the engineer, is now busy at Umtali arranging for the station at that place."—Daily Telegraph.]

Umtali station in the near future. The Boo-Boola express just due.


FLYING SCOTCHMAN

THE FLYING SCOTCHMAN


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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