(Subject to Revision after the Vacation) Question. What is meant by the promotion of a company? Answer. The process of separating capital from its possessor. Q. How is this end accomplished? A. By the preparation and publication of a prospectus. Q. Of what does a prospectus consist? A. A front page and a statement of facts. Q. Define a front page. A. The bait covering the hook, the lane leading to the pitfall, the lath concealing the quagmire—occasionally. Q. Of what is a front page composed? A. Titles, and other suggestions of respectability. Q. How are these suggestions obtained? A. In the customary fashion. Q. Can a banking account be put to any particular service in the promotion of a company? A. Certainly; it eases the wheels in all directions. Q. Can it obtain the good-will of the Press? A. Only of questionable and usually short-lived periodicals. Q. But the destination of the cash scarcely affects the promoter? A. No; for he loses in any case. Q. How much of his profits does he sometimes have to disgorge? A. According to circumstances, from three-fifths to nineteen-twentieths of his easily-secured takings. Q. And what does promotion do for the promoter? A. It usually bestows upon him temporary prosperity. Q. Why do you say "temporary"? A. Because a pleasant present is frequently followed by a disastrous future. Q. You mean, then, that this prosperity is like the companies promoted, "limited"? A. Yes, by the Court of Bankruptcy. Every morning's a fresh morning "ON 'CHANGE"Brown. "Mornin'. Fresh mornin', ain't it?" Smith. "'Course it is. Every morning's a fresh morning! By-bye!" [Brown's temper all day is quite unbearable.British Workmen Sympathetic Passer-by. "But if he's badly hurt, why doesn't he go to the hospital?" British Workman. "Wot! In 'is dinner-time!!" |