UPON THE KERB Upon the kerb a maiden neat— Her watchet eyes are passing sweet— There stands and waits in dire distress: The muddy road is pitiless, And 'buses thunder down the street! A snowy skirt, all frill and pleat; Two tiny, well-shod, dainty feet Peep out, beneath her kilted dress, Upon the kerb! She'll first advance and then retreat, Half frightened by a hansom fleet. She looks around, I must confess, With marvellous coquettishness!— Then droops her eyes and looks discreet, Upon the kerb! Definition of "The Happy Mean."—A joyful miser. To People Down in the World.—Try the new hotels: they will give you a lift. What is the best thing to do in a hurry? Nothing. Handy with his feet Sarah (to Sal). "Lor! ain't 'e 'andy with 'is feet!" |