The Stockbroker's Vade Mecum.—A book of good quotations. Epitaph on a Letter Carrier.—Post obit. A Man in Advance of his Time.—One who has been knocked into the middle of next week. The Lord Mayor's Residence.—The munching house. THE UNPUNCTUAL CLERK A NEW TERROR FOR THE UNPUNCTUAL CLERK[According to the Scientific American they have commenced making in Switzerland phonographic clocks and watches, which pronounce the hour most distinctly.] The Best School of Cookery.—The office of a City accountant. OBSTINACY OF THE PARENT THE OBSTINACY OF THE PARENTEmily Jane. "Yes, I'm always a-sayin' to father as 'e oughter retire from the crossin', but keep at it 'e will, though it ain't just no more 'n the broom as 'olds 'im up!" |