  (By Dumb-Crambo, Junior)
River Styx.—"The thousand masts of Thames." The Man we should like to send to a SÉance.—The man who knows how to hit the happy medium. Appropriate Locale for the Dairy Show.—Chalk Farm. A Tidy Drop.—A glass of spirits, neat. ANOTHER SUGGESTION FOR THE LORD MAYOR'S SHOW ANOTHER SUGGESTION FOR THE LORD MAYOR'S SHOW AS IT OUGHT TO BENuts for the monkeys "'Nuts for the monkeys, sir? Buy a bag o' nuts for the monkeys!" "I'm not going to the Zoo." "Ah, well, sir, have some to take home to the children!" HYDE PARK, MAY 1 HYDE PARK, MAY 1Country Cousin. "What is the meaning of this, policeman?" Constable. "Labour day, miss." tie a knot in his tail Boy (to Cabby with somewhat shadowy horse). "Look 'ere, guv'nor, you'd better tie a knot in 'is tail afore 'e gets wet, or 'e might slip through 'is collar!" Shocking bad horse Indignant Cabby. "Shockin' bad 'orse, 'ave I? And wot's this hextra tuppence for?—to buy a new 'un with, eh?" |
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