  Perpetrated by Dumb-Crambo, Junior
The Best Possession.—Self-possession. Two Synonymous Trades.—A hairdresser; a locksmith. The best Substitute for Coal.—Warm weather. Passing Amenities Passing Amenities.Growler. "Hi! Hi! Carn't yer look out wher' yer a-comin'?" Omnibus. "Garn! Shut up, jack-in-the-box!" Perhaps she's D. E. F. "I wonder when that A. B. C. girl is going to serve us? I've called her half-a-dozen times." "Perhaps she's D. E. F." Town Improvement.—There is, we hear, a winter garden to be opened at Somer's Town. The Dummy-Monde.—Madame Tussaud's wax-work. SO INVITING SO INVITING!do you believe in woman's rights Passenger (rising politely). "Excuse me, mum, but do you believe in woman's rights?" New Woman. "Most certainly I do." Passenger (resuming seat). "Oh well, then stand up for 'em!" |
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