  (By D. Crambo, Junior) Man serenading. SIRE (SIGHER) AND Water being thrown over serenader. DAM! Man refusing to increase daughter's allowance. MAIDEN ALLOWANCE Man attacking another. SETTLING AT THE CLUBS Two men talking. AN OBJECTION ON THE GROUND OF "BORING" Prize giving scene. WINNING BY A CLEVER HEAD Horse owner talking to jockey Owner. "Why didn't you ride as I told you? Didn't I tell you to force the pace early and come away at the corner?" Jockey. "Yes, m'Lord, but I couldn't very well leave the horse behind." At Newmarket. Lady PlongÈre (to Sir Charles Hamidoot). Oh! Sir Charles, please put me a tenner each way on the favourite. Sir Charles. But will you repay me the money laid out? Lady P. (sweetly). Of course I will, if I win. Jockey talking to trainer. HEARD AT NEWMARKET Jockey (whose horse has broken down). "Thought you said it was as good as a walk over?" Trainer. "Well, ain't you walkin' over?" Cars' made to resemble horses A MOTOR-HORSE STEEPLE-CHASE Dinosaurs' racing PREHISTORIC PEEPS Man at barber's shop. Brown. "Confound it! Done again! I lose on every race. (To barber.) Here's your shilling." Barber. "Couldn't think of taking it, sir. Just won £500 on the Hascot Cup!" Sweep propsing marriage. SPORTING EVENT—A RECORD |
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