WE’ve got a new kid in our house; And it ’bout gives me a fit, The fuss that ev’rybody is A-making over it. All ’long I’ve been the pet, you see, ’Twas me they tried to please But now, this other fellow has Them all upon their knees! He’s just about the ugliest! And really doesn’t seem Able to do another thing But double up and scream. He’s got no teeth, he’s got no hair,— Worst curiosity! I’d like some one to tell me why He counts for more than me! |