AQUARIUS, the waterman, indicating what many a man becomes on the first of January.

PISCES, the fishes, indicating that by February he begins to be just as thirsty.

ARIES, the ram, indicating that in March he begins to meditate on the virtues of bock beer.

TAURUS, the bull, indicating that by April his disposition is surly and it's a toss-up whether he really remains a waterman.

GEMINI, the twins, indicating the result of the toss-up and how he feels toward his fellowman in May.

CANCER, the crab, indicating the backward interest with which he listens to his wife's plans for the summer.