When Willie was young he cried for Mayoria. When Willie grew older he sought Governoria. When Willie woke up he'd lost his donoria. Now Willie is dead: they gave him Castoria. ad draw | A Feat in Contortion: To make both ends meet on $8 per week. Farm Hint: Make the sled runners of slippery elm. | banner rain SUNDAY | | MONDAY | (1305) Dante's "Inferno" first noted description of hell. | | (1906) Upton Sinclair's "Jungle" a close second. | TUESDAY | | WEDNESDAY | (1540) Gomera planned Panama Canal. | | (1640) The Dutch took it up—then laid it down. | THURSDAY | (1879) DeLesseps tries it, but gets snarled up in the Muck Rake. | | (1906) Work progressing as rapidly as hot air will allow. | FRIDAY | | SATURDAY | | |
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