| The best authorities agree that it is inadvisable to attach a pack of lighted firecrackers to the tail of the household cat—without first making sure that the insurance policy on the house has been placed in a cold storage vault. A cat loves its favorite corner when it is mentally disquieted.
ad bricks | Carving Note:
A chicken neck served to a guest is "the most unkindest cut of all." |
banner quarter | SUNDAY | (1906) Lucrezia Borgia rose to assert that she never used embalmed beef at her banquets. | | MONDAY | | | TUESDAY | (1586 B.C.) Nebuchadnezzar saw the handwriting on the wall. | | (1906) John D. Rockefeller sailed for Europe. | | WEDNESDAY | | | THURSDAY | (1905) New song published by Cassie Chadwick, "I've worked every one but father." | | FRIDAY | | | SATURDAY | Boy, gun,
Joy, fun,
Gun bust.
Boy dust. | |
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| | Friendship is between men a convenience; between women, a commodity. |
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