HELPFUL HINT FOR FEBRUARY |
| It wasn't because George Washington cut down the cherry tree that he was made President. And very few men get into office simply for telling the truth. We hardly know how to advise you on this point. Why do you wish to enter politics?
To Find out If Money is Tainted If silver or gold, bite it.
If bills, wash with soap and water.
If a cheque, call up the bank. | Society Hint:
A little gossip goes a long way. How to Be Happy:
Quit living. |
banner quarter | SUNDAY | | | MONDAY | (1874) Siamese twins Chang and Eng die. | | (1906) Buttin twins, Lawson and Roosevelt, perfectly healthy. | | TUESDAY | | | WEDNESDAY | (1781) "Battle of Cowpens." British defeated by Morgan. | | (1906) Second "Battle of Cowpens." Packers defeated by O'Neil and Reynolds. | | THURSDAY | | | FRIDAY | About this time expect some weather. | | SATURDAY | | |
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| | There's many a damn | | 'Twixt the door and the jamb. |
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