HELPFUL HINT FOR APRIL

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Have you ever thought how much money you waste in paying rent? Now that you are about to sign a new lease, it is time to ponder this subject. Say you pay $50 a month rent. That is $600 a year. Think! If you should pay rent for two thousand years you would waste as much money as Pierpont Muchgain makes on a little deal in railroads of a dull afternoon.


Keeping Lent

Jones borrowed my umbrella.
I now know what he meant
When he said it was his custom
To religiously keep lent.

Health Hint:
For that tired feeling take a good doze of sleep.

To Make the World Brighter:
Use hope and soap.


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SUNDAY It's not the loss of life makes death bitter, it's the obituaries.
—D. Ceest.
MONDAY
TUESDAY (1901-'02-'03-'04-'05-'06, etc.) A large large section of the coal miners of Pennsylvania struck because the operators used non-union-made tooth powder.
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(1906) Kentucky went prohibition by a tremendous minority.
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
SATURDAY

APRIL

The wind may be tempered to the shorn lamb, but the wolf gets equal benefit, just the same.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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