| From January 1st until the 7th, and possibly in some cases until the 9th or 10th, it will be very DRY. This drouth will be followed by a long wet spell. The Zodiacal sharp who runs things during January is Aquarius, which being translated means "water-wagon." The only folks who never heard of Aquarius live in the corn-belt of Kentucky.
From January 10th to the 15th, the weather will devote its time to making up its mind what it is going to do. From the 15th to the 20th it will do it.
Dark clouds of remorse and despondency will reign during the last week in January, but by February 1st you will have become accustomed and resigned to your old habits. skirt January will also be marked by "white goods sales," and (if it's windy in the shopping district) skirt sails. | Gardening Hint:
You cannot raise bread fruit from cauliflour. Health Hint:
If your blood is bad blame it on your ancestors. |
banner moon | SUNDAY | | | MONDAY | (1905) It was decided to build a sea-level-lock canal in Panama. | | (2001) It was decided to build a lock-sea-level canal instead. | | TUESDAY | (3000 A.D.) At a quiet meeting, Daughters of the Revolution elected their officers unanimously. | | | | WEDNESDAY | | | THURSDAY | Wear Blinders! To gaze at anything with the naked eye is immodest.
—Anthony Comstock. | | FRIDAY | | | SATURDAY | | |
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| | Open confession may be good for the soul, but it's bad for the reputation. |
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