| To the fireman: Go to blazes!
To the butcher: May you never make a miss-steak in your endeavor to make both ends meat!
To the baker: May you always have the dough, not too much crust, and the means to loaf whenever you wish to!
To the spinster: May you ever be the matchless but not the mateless woman you are now!
To the young physician: May you wait, like Patience on a monument, till finally you shall have lots of monuments on your patients!
To the seamstress: May life always seam sew-sew in your hemmysphere!
To the dentist: May you always enjoy a pull and be able to fill many an aching void and long-felt want!
To the poet: May you have many more verses than reverses. | Health Hint:
Many are cold, but few are frozen. cold |
banner planets2 | SUNDAY | A GREAT JAG | | A man may think he's a terror to drink
When he really is nothing to brag on,
For it's true, we infer, that a big chestnut burr
Gets the awfullest, all-around jag on. | | MONDAY | | | TUESDAY | | | WEDNESDAY | (6,99,950 B.C.) Eve appears in a peek-a-boo waist. | | THURSDAY | | | FRIDAY | (1509) Henry VIII began to get married. | | SATURDAY | | |
| | AUGUST | |
| | A man admires a woman for what he thinks she is; a woman admires a man for what she thinks he has. |
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