| I. | They Arrive, and So Does the President | 1 |
| II. | Settling the Preliminaries | 15 |
| III. | The President's Visit to England | 24 |
| IV. | Everything Is Proceeding Satisfactorily—Maybe | 33 |
| V. | This Here Peace Conference—It Needs Publicity | 42 |
| VI. | Joining the Legion of Honor | 52 |
| VII. | Some Cruel and Unusual Punishments for the Kaiser | 62 |
| VIII. | It Enters on Its No-gold-casket Phase | 72 |
| IX. | Worrying Should Begin at Home, Ain't It? | 82 |
| X. | The New Hungarian Rhapsody | 92 |
| XI. | It Is Still Up in the Air, but You Can't Say the Same for Transatlantic Voyages | 102 |
| XII. | This Here Victory Liberty Loan | 112 |
| XIII. | When Is a Secret Treaty Secret? | 122 |
| XIV. | The First Day of May | 132 |
| XV. | The Peace Treaty as Good Reading | 142 |
| XVI. | The German Roman Holiday and the Americanization of Americans | 152 |
| XVII. | Mr. Wilson's Favor of the 20th Ulto. and Contents Noted | 162 |
| XVIII. | Being Up in the Air, as Applied to Transatlantic Flights, Crown Jewels, and League of Nations Speeches | 172 |
| XIX. | The Leak and Other Mysteries | 182 |
| XX. | July the First and After | 192 |
| XXI. | What the Public Wants, Economically and Theatrically | 202 |
| XXII. | They Discuss the Signing of It | 212 |
| XXIII. | The Recent Unpleasantness in Toledo, Ohio | 222 |
| XXIV. | Feeding the Peace Conferencers and the Household | 232 |
| XXV. | What Are You Going to Do About It? This Includes Libeled Millionaires, Enforced Prohibition, and Shantung | 241 |
| XXVI. | The Approaching Royal Visit | 251 |
