The Bab Ballads, with Which Are Included Songs of a Savoyard

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CAPTAIN REECE

THE DARNED MOUNSEER

THE RIVAL CURATES

THE ENGLISHMAN

ONLY A DANCING GIRL

THE DISAGREEABLE MAN

GENERAL JOHN

THE COMING BY-AND-BY

TO A LITTLE MAID BY A POLICEMAN

THE HIGHLY RESPECTABLE GONDOLIER

JOHN AND FREDDY

THE FAIRY QUEEN'S SONG

SIR GUY THE CRUSADER

IS LIFE A BOON

HAUNTED

THE MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL

THE BISHOP AND THE 'BUSMAN

THE HEAVY DRAGOON

THE TROUBADOUR

PROPER PRIDE

FERDINANDO AND ELVIRA OR, THE GENTLE PIEMAN

THE POLICEMAN'S LOT

LORENZO DE LARDY

THE BAFFLED GRUMBLER

DISILLUSIONED BY AN EX-ENTHUSIAST

THE HOUSE OF PEERS

BABETTE'S LOVE

A MERRY MADRIGAL

TO MY BRIDE (WHOEVER SHE MAY BE)

THE DUKE AND THE DUCHESS

THE FOLLY OF BROWN By a General Agent

EHEU FUGACES !

SIR MACKLIN

THEY'LL NONE OF 'EM BE MISSED

THE YARN OF THE "NANCY BELL"

GIRL GRADUATES

THE BISHOP OF RUM-TI-FOO

BRAID THE RAVEN HAIR

THE PRECOCIOUS BABY A VERY TRUE TALE

THE WORKING MONARCH

TO PHOEBE

THE APE AND THE LADY

BAINES CAREW, GENTLEMAN

ONLY ROSES

THOMAS WINTERBOTTOM HANCE

THE ROVER'S APOLOGY

A DISCONTENTED SUGAR BROKER

AN APPEAL

THE PANTOMIME "SUPER" TO HIS MASK

THE REWARD OF MERIT

THE GHOST, THE GALLANT, THE GAEL, AND THE GOBLIN

THE MAGNET AND THE CHURN

KING BORRIA BUNGALEE BOO

THE FAMILY FOOL

THE PERIWINKLE GIRL

SANS SOUCI

THOMSON GREEN AND HARRIET HALE

A RECIPE

BOB POLTER

THE MERRYMAN AND HIS MAID

ELLEN M'JONES ABERDEEN

THE SUSCEPTIBLE CHANCELLOR

PETER THE WAG

WHEN A MERRY MAIDEN MARRIES

THE THREE KINGS OF CHICKERABOO

THE BRITISH TAR

GENTLE ALICE BROWN

A MAN WHO WOULD WOO A FAIR MAID

THE SORCERER'S SONG

THE BUMBOAT WOMAN'S STORY

THE FICKLE BREEZE

THE TWO OGRES

THE FIRST LORD'S SONG

LITTLE OLIVER

MISTER WILLIAM

WOULD YOU KNOW?

PASHA BAILEY BEN

LIEUTENANT-COLONEL FLARE

SPECULATION

AH ME!

LOST MR. BLAKE

THE DUKE OF PLAZA-TORO

THE BABY'S VENGEANCE

THE AESTHETE

THE CAPTAIN AND THE MERMAIDS

SAID I TO MYSELF, SAID I

ANNIE PROTHEROE A LEGEND OF STRATFORD-LE-BOW

SORRY HER LOT

AN UNFORTUNATE LIKENESS

THE CONTEMPLATIVE SENTRY

GREGORY PARABLE, LL.D.

THE PHILOSOPHIC PILL

THE KING OF CANOODLE-DUM

BLUE BLOOD

FIRST LOVE

THE JUDGE'S SONG

BRAVE ALUM BEY

WHEN I FIRST PUT THIS UNIFORM ON

SIR BARNABY BAMPTON BOO

SOLATIUM

THE MODEST COUPLE

A NIGHTMARE

THE MARTINET

DON'T FORGET!

THE SAILOR BOY TO HIS LASS

THE SUICIDE'S GRAVE

THE REVEREND SIMON MAGUS

HE AND SHE

DAMON v. PYTHIAS

THE MIGHTY MUST

MY DREAM

A MIRAGE

THE BISHOP OF RUM-TI-FOO AGAIN

THE GHOSTS' HIGH NOON

A WORM WILL TURN

THE HUMANE MIKADO

THE HAUGHTY ACTOR

WILLOW WALY!

THE TWO MAJORS

LIFE IS LOVELY ALL THE YEAR

EMILY, JOHN, JAMES, AND I A DERBY LEGEND Emily Jane was a

THE USHER'S CHARGE

THE PERILS OF INVISIBILITY

THE GREAT OAK TREE

OLD PAUL AND OLD TIM

KING GOODHEART

THE MYSTIC SELVAGEE

SLEEP ON!

THE CUNNING WOMAN

THE LOVE-SICK BOY

PHRENOLOGY

POETRY EVERYWHERE

THE FAIRY CURATE

HE LOVES!

THE WAY OF WOOING

TRUE DIFFIDENCE

HONGREE AND MAHRY A RICHARDSONIAN MELODRAMA

THE TANGLED SKEIN

THE REVEREND MICAH SOWLS

MY LADY

ONE AGAINST THE WORLD

THE FORCE OF ARGUMENT

PUT A PENNY IN THE SLOT

GOOD LITTLE GIRLS

THE PHANTOM CURATE A FABLE

LIFE

LIMITED LIABILITY

THE SENSATION CAPTAIN

ANGLICISED UTOPIA

AN ENGLISH GIRL

TEMPORA MUTANTUR

A MANAGER'S PERPLEXITIES

OUT OF SORTS

AT A PANTOMIME BY A BILIOUS ONE

HOW IT'S DONE

A CLASSICAL REVIVAL

THE STORY OF PRINCE AGIB

THE PRACTICAL JOKER

THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

JOE GOLIGHTLY OR, THE FIRST LORD'S DAUGHTER

HER TERMS

THE INDEPENDENT BEE

TO THE TERRESTRIAL GLOBE BY A MISERABLE WRETCH

ETIQUETTE [12]

THE DISCONCERTED TENOR

BEN ALLAH ACHMET; OR, THE FATAL TUM

THE PLAYED-OUT HUMORIST

The cover image was created by the transcriber and is placed in the public domain.

Illustration-Cartoon

THE BAB BALLADS


The Bab Ballads

WITH WHICH ARE INCLUDED

SONGS OF A SAVOYARD

BY

W. S. GILBERT

Illustration-Cartoon

WITH 350 ILLUSTRATIONS BY THE AUTHOR

LONDON
MACMILLAN & CO LTD
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Transferred to Macmillan and Co. Ltd., 1904
Sixth Edition 1904
Reprinted 1906, 1908, 1910, 1912, 1914, 1917, 1919
1920, 1922, 1924, 1926, 1932, 1953, 1960


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AUTHOR'S NOTE

About thirty years since, several of "The Bab Ballads" (most of which had appeared, from time to time, in the pages of Fun) were collected by me, and published by Messrs. George Routledge and Sons. This volume passed through several editions, and, in due course, was followed by a second series under the title of "More Bab Ballads," which achieved a popularity equal to that of its predecessor. Subsequently, excerpts were made from these two volumes, and, under the title of "Fifty Bab Ballads," had a very considerable sale; but I soon discovered that in making the selection for this volume I had discarded certain Ballads that were greater favourites with my readers than with me. Nevertheless this issue was followed by many editions, English and American, of "Bab Ballads," "More Bab Ballads," and "Fifty Bab Ballads," to the no little bewilderment of such of the public as had been good enough to concern themselves with my verses. So it became desirable (for our own private ends) that this confusion should be definitely cleared up; and thus it came to pass that a reissue of the two earlier collections, in one volume, was decided upon.

Some seven years since, I collected the most popular of the songs and ballads which I had written for the series of light operas with which my name is associated, and published them under the title of "Songs of a Savoyard." It recently occurred to me that these songs had so much in common with "The Bab Ballads" that it might be advisable to weld the two books into one. This is, briefly, the history of the present volume.

I have always felt that many of the original illustrations to "The Bab Ballads" erred gravely in the direction of unnecessary extravagance. This defect I have endeavoured to correct through the medium of the two hundred new drawings which I have designed for this volume. I am afraid I cannot claim for them any other recommendation,

W. S. GILBERT.

   Grim's Dyke, Harrow Weald,      4th December 1897.

CONTENTS.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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Captain Reece 1
The Darned Mounseer 6
The Rival Curates 8
The Englishman 13
Only a Dancing Girl 14
The Disagreeable Man 16
General John 18
The Coming By-and-By 22
To a Little Maid 24
The Highly Respectable Gondolier 26
John and Freddy 28
The Fairy Queen's Song 32
Sir Guy the Crusader 34
Is Life a Boon? 38
Haunted 39
The Modern Major-General 42
The Bishop and the 'Busman 44
The Heavy Dragoon 49
The Troubadour 51
Proper Pride 56
Ferdinando and Elvira; or, the Gentle Pieman 58
The Policeman's Lot 63
Lorenzo de Lardy 64
The Baffled Grumbler 69
Disillusioned 71
The House of Peers 74
Babette's Love 76
A Merry Madrigal 81
To my Bride 82
The Duke and the Duchess 84
The Folly of Brown 87
Eheu Fugaces—! 92
Sir Macklin 94
They'll None of 'em be Missed 99
The Yarn of the "Nancy Bell" 101
Girl Graduates 106
The Bishop of Rum-ti-Foo 108
Braid the Raven Hair 113
The Precocious Baby 114
The Working Monarch 119
To Phoebe 122
The Ape and the Lady 123
Baines Carew, Gentleman 125
Only Roses 130
Thomas Winterbottom Hance 131
The Rover's Apology 136
A Discontented Sugar Broker 138
An Appeal 143
The Pantomime "Super" to his Mask 144
The Reward of Merit 146
The Ghost, the Gallant, the Gael, and the Goblin 148
The Magnet and the Churn 153
King Borria Bungalee Boo 155
The Family Fool 161
The Periwinkle Girl 164
Sans Souci 169
Thomson Green and Harriet Hale 171
A Recipe 175
Bob Polter 176
The Merryman and his Maid 182
Ellen M'Jones Aberdeen 185
The Susceptible Chancellor 191
Peter the Wag 193
When a Merry Maiden Marries 198
The Three Kings of Chickeraboo 200
The British Tar 204
Gentle Alice Brown 205
A Man who would Woo a Fair Maid 209
The Sorcerer's Song 211
The Bumboat Woman's Story 214
The Fickle Breeze 219
The Two Ogres 221
The First Lord's Song 227
Little Oliver 229
Mister William 235
Would you Know? 240
Pasha Bailey Ben 242
Lieutenant-Colonel Flare 248
Speculation 254
Ah Me! 255
Lost Mr. Blake 256
The Duke of Plaza-Toro 262
The Baby's Vengeance 265
The Æsthete 271
The Captain and the Mermaids 273
Said I to Myself, Said I 278
Annie Protheroe 280
Sorry her Lot 286
An Unfortunate Likeness 287
The Contemplative Sentry 292
Gregory Parable, LL.D. 294
The Philosophic Pill 299
The King of Canoodle-dum 301
Blue Blood 307
First Love 309
The Judge's Song 315
Brave Alum Bey 317
When I First put this Uniform on 322
Sir Barnaby Bampton Boo 324
Solatium 329
The Modest Couple 330
A Nightmare 335
The Martinet 338
Don't Forget! 345
The Sailor Boy to his Lass 348
The Suicide's Grave 354
The Reverend Simon Magus 356
He and She 361
Damon v. Pythias 363
The Mighty Must 367
My Dream 368
A Mirage 374
The Bishop of Rum-ti-Foo Again 376
The Ghosts' High Noon 381
A Worm will Turn 383
The Humane Mikado 388
The Haughty Actor 391
Willow Waly! 397
The Two Majors 399
Life is Lovely all the Year 403
Emily, John, James, and I 405
The Usher's Charge 411
The Perils of Invisibility 413
The Great Oak Tree 418
Old Paul and Old Tim 420
King Goodheart 424
The Mystic Selvagee 426
Sleep on! 431
The Cunning Woman 433
The Love-sick Boy 439
Phrenology 440
Poetry Everywhere 445
The Fairy Curate 446
He Loves! 453
The Way of Wooing 454
True Diffidence 458
Hongree and Mahry 460
The Tangled Skein 466
The Reverend Micah Sowls 467
My Lady 471
One against the World 473
The Force of Argument 475
Put a Penny in the Slot 480
Good Little Girls 482
The Phantom Curate 484
Life 487
Limited Liability 490
The Sensation Captain 492
Anglicised Utopia 497
An English Girl 499

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